Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Has Benny got some kind of eye condition, the trumpet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 2 hours ago, bennett said: P p p p p pick up a penguin... A man who sold two penguins on Facebook after stealing them from a zoo in Cumbria has been jailed. Bradley Tomes received a jail sentence of two years and eight months at Preston Crown Court for stealing exotic birds worth £53,000 from South Lakes Safari Zoo in Cumbria. The 25-year-old, who previously worked at the zoo, stole two Humboldt penguins - which are native to the Pacific Coast of Chile and Peru - called Pablo and Penny If he'd done this in Russia he would have been sent to the Pingulag. Taa daa! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: Think that comes from "trailer trash", yank snob term for "scheme goblin". Are "the projects" not the Yankee-doo equivalent of our housing schemes? I think trailer trash generally own their own lot/trailer, and are very proud of it. Not sure what they make of us seeing their homes as down-market holiday accommodation, however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 There seems to be more "wids" come out of Yankee trailers than Scottish schemes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 9 hours ago, Snafu said: Yeah, that's Inverness. Any word that can have an ee or ie grafted on to the end of it. Really? What a bunch of cunties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, tamthebam said: There seems to be more "wids" come out of Yankee trailers than Scottish schemes That's true of the countries in general TBH. We are not an attractive people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 I had a great idea for the facts you made up thread but by the time I found the thread I forgot it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 25 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said: I had a great idea for the facts you made up thread but by the time I found the thread I forgot it. Did that really happen or did you just make it up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Shotgun said: Did that really happen or did you just make it up? Facts you made up thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 It's like a fucking monsoon in Dundee just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 6 hours ago, bennett said: P p p p p pick up a penguin... A man who sold two penguins on Facebook after stealing them from a zoo in Cumbria has been jailed. Bradley Tomes received a jail sentence of two years and eight months at Preston Crown Court for stealing exotic birds worth £53,000 from South Lakes Safari Zoo in Cumbria. The 25-year-old, who previously worked at the zoo, stole two Humboldt penguins - which are native to the Pacific Coast of Chile and Peru - called Pablo and Penny I'm about an hours drive from that zoo just now if anyone wants any penguins brought back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, philpy said: I'm about an hours drive from that zoo just now if anyone wants any penguins brought back. Only if you bring a rockhopper or an emperor, the rest are meh. Edited October 31, 2020 by Tynierose 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 11 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Only if you bring a rockhopper or an emperor, the rest are meh. Anything else in case they run out of penguins?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Only if you bring a rockhopper or an emperor, the rest are meh.Chinstrap? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 12 minutes ago, philpy said: Anything else in case they run out of penguins?? Hmmmmm I've always wanted a Tiger thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Anyone who lacks the perspective in life to accept that things have different names and pronunciations in different places is a fucking melt. Especially if they don’t have salt ‘n’ sauce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: It's like a fucking monsoon in Dundee just now. Must have slept through that. It is positively tranquil now. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 That's true of the countries in general TBH. We are not an attractive people.Speak for yersel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 27 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Hmmmmm I've always wanted a Tiger thanks I'll have to post it if I can get one. Won't be allowed to leave East Lothian when we get back on Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 You spin me right round baby, right round... Three men had to be rescued by firefighters after they got stuck in a tumble dryer in Essex, the fire service has said. Essex County Fire and Rescue Service were called to a derelict laundry site in Bower Hill, Epping at 6.35pm on Friday. They found the three young men, all believed to be in their late teens, stuck in the industrial-sized dryer. While two of them had successfully climbed in, the third had got his ankles trapped in the door, the force said. The fire service had to call out Essex Police, the helicopter medical emergency service (HEMS) and the ambulance service's hazardous area response team to help free the young men. Advertisement They used a range of heavy equipment and removed the dryer door so the third man could free himself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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