Derry Alli Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: This'll be why Stephens now has a drive through*. Genius. *or is it universally 'drive thru' these days? How does the drive thru work at a bakery? Is it only pies, bridies etc available? Clarks in Dundee has put proposals in to open a drive thru but they take a fucking eternity in the shop to make rolls up so I can't see how it's viable as a drive thru tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 How hard is it to put a roll together ffs? Have some ready at hand and all your selections then slap em all in there. Anyway today's things I want to share is that I'm already on it whilst working, absolutely fucking snowed under so taking the easy way out and getting on the beers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 How hard is it to put a roll together ffs? Have some ready at hand and all your selections then slap em all in there. Anyway today's things I want to share is that I'm already on it whilst working, absolutely fucking snowed under so taking the easy way out and getting on the beers.My last day so ordered a pina colada with lunch(Turned up and it’s non-alcoholic FFS) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 20 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Hate to break it to you, but Stephens' bridies piss over anything from the Forfar area (and that's from somebody born there) That melt in the mouth golden pastry with the ideal perfect-viscosity-gravy : succulent steak horse ratio cannot be beaten. FTFY. Still really good though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Decided to start a diet. Saw my naked reflection in a full length mirror and damn near shat myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markka Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 How hard is it to put a roll together ffs? Have some ready at hand and all your selections then slap em all in there. Anyway today's things I want to share is that I'm already on it whilst working, absolutely fucking snowed under so taking the easy way out and getting on the beers.I'm working my notice, and a lot of my colleagues are in India so they finish between 1pm-3pm UK time. Can see afternoon beers being a regular occurrence for the next month. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: Decided to start a diet. Saw my naked reflection in a full length mirror and damn near shat myself. Yep, yep yep yep. Suddenly my clothes are struggling to contain my magnificence, so it's back to no carbs and sugar until we start back at work. I think I must have put on three stone in the past six months. All this Stephens talk isn't helping. I remember them having a tremendous fruit slice. Not too much icing, and lots of soft juicy fruit. Thank f**k they don't have a presence in Alloa anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Decided to start a diet. Saw my naked reflection in a full length mirror and damn near shat myself. I'm following a sub 2hr half marathon training plan in order to try and stop myself looking like a beached whale. Half way through the plan, down to elephant seal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 don't have a presence in Alloa anymore.As solid a bit of life advice as can be imagined 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: As solid a bit of life advice as can be imagined I'll take that shit from the Stirling massive, but Falkirk doesn't get to look down on anybody these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 2 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Decided to start a diet. Saw my naked reflection in a full length mirror and damn near shat myself. Have NASA sent a satellite round to photograph your other side? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 You can go right off some people. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 6 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: How does the drive thru work at a bakery? Is it only pies, bridies etc available? Clarks in Dundee has put proposals in to open a drive thru but they take a fucking eternity in the shop to make rolls up so I can't see how it's viable as a drive thru tbh. Full menu available, best to know what you want because there isn't a cold shelf at the window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Was in an event this afternoon featuring a Fanny Passporte. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Was in an event this afternoon featuring a Fanny Passporte. Were you applying? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Were you applying? No it was just the way I was sitting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: No it was just the way I was sitting. Crease in your green kecks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Was in an event this afternoon featuring a Fanny Passporte. Red or Black? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 My company (English-based) just took us off furlough and put us salesmen back on the road on Monday. Not sure about that. My wife is shielding as CEV and Scotland is still in lockdown until the end of March. My shitebag manager sent the email out at 10 to 5 then switched his phone off. p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 The Celts are here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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