tamthebam Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 15 hours ago, Snafu said: Looks like Geronimo the alpaca has been sentenced to death. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-58187004 It's not Bovine TB its bad breath. Has anyone on here ever had bovine TB? Has anyone on here ever been sentenced to death or know someone or something that has been sentenced to death by the Department of Food, Environment and Rural Affairs? Has anyone here ever had a full pavement dancing square go with an alpaca? I believe a Swedish star of UK television had an altercation with a herd when she visited Venezuela. As the headlines read: Ulrika's in Caracas Alpacas Fracas Not quite as dramatic as the incident involving the ex US President and a similar creature though: Obama in Llama Drama Ding Dong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 11 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I believe a Swedish star of UK television had an altercation with a herd when she visited Venezuela. As the headlines read: Ulrika's in Caracas Alpacas Fracas Not quite as dramatic as the incident involving the ex US President and a similar creature though: Obama in Llama Drama Ding Dong Gonad-focussed violent encounter with Mr T and a 70's playground toy (from the Viz) Spoiler BA Baracus in Macca's clackers knackers fracas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 @Shandon Par moves to Fife = 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 38 minutes ago, 101 said: @Shandon Par moves to Fife = The wee fucker who did my ribs is back at school now so hopefully no more injuries this week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 4 hours ago, 101 said: @Shandon Par moves to Fife = ED is an Americanism, is it not? Should be A&E, surely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: ED is an Americanism, is it not? Should be A&E, surely. Don't know if means like emergency care wards as well? Or it could be them trying to move away from calling it accident and emergency to stop folk pitching up who have had an accident resulting a few cuts and grazes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 [mention=11914]Shandon Par[/mention] moves to Fife = Unpopular opinion but A&E should have the right to send all the hypochondriacs and folk with stubbed toes to minor injuries, it's for emergencies not because you can't be bothered making a hospital appointment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 11 minutes ago, Empty It said: 5 hours ago, 101 said: [mention=11914]Shandon Par[/mention] moves to Fife = popular opinion but A&E should have the right to send all the hypochondriacs and folk with stubbed toes to minor injuries, it's for emergencies not because you can't be bothered making a hospital appointment. Ftfy I was once at minor injuries with a girl from work who melted off the skin of her forearm and sat in the waiting room as a child who had been brought along to see a nurse about constipation, the parents should have been told to gtf by the receptionist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: I believe a Swedish star of UK television had an altercation with a herd when she visited Venezuela. As the headlines read: Ulrika's in Caracas Alpacas Fracas Not quite as dramatic as the incident involving the ex US President and a similar creature though: Obama in Llama Drama Ding Dong Time for a holiday. Alpaca suitcase. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 I believe a Swedish star of UK television had an altercation with a herd when she visited Venezuela. As the headlines read: Ulrika's in Caracas Alpacas Fracas Not quite as dramatic as the incident involving the ex US President and a similar creature though: Obama in Llama Drama Ding Dong If a giant ape and a table tennis champion got into an argument over a karaoke machine, would the newspaper headline be: “King Kong Ping Pong Sing-Song Ding Dong”? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 3 hours ago, 101 said: Ftfy I was once at minor injuries with a girl from work who melted off the skin of her forearm and sat in the waiting room as a child who had been brought along to see a nurse about constipation, the parents should have been told to gtf by the receptionist. I panicked and took the wean to A&E once when he'd been constipated for a few days. It was 9pm, he was screaming like he was about to die, and I hadn't slept in 48 hours. They should quite rightly have told me to GTF, but were very kind and spent more time reassuring me that everything was going to be OK than actually looking at the boy. Sleep deprivation and seeing your child in pain can make parents do some very stupid things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, BFTD said: I panicked and took the wean to A&E once when he'd been constipated for a few days. It was 9pm, he was screaming like he was about to die, and I hadn't slept in 48 hours. They should quite rightly have told me to GTF, but were very kind and spent more time reassuring me that everything was going to be OK than actually looking at the boy. Sleep deprivation and seeing your child in pain can make parents do some very stupid things. Yeh sounds bad weans screaming I get can make folk panic but this girl must have been at least 10 and was calm enough to fill in the local nosey auld cow who sits up at minor injuries finding out what's wrong with folk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Should really have got ICTChris to post this. Although I no longer live in Lancashire (thank god) I still find the local news reports from that area utterly enthralling. https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/man-wearing-clown-mask-womens-21354405?utm_source=lancs_live_newsletter&utm_campaign=daily_newsletter2&utm_medium=email Have any P&Bers etc, etc... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 What’s the point in Onlyfans if middle aged men can’t pay to see girls half their age get their tits out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: What’s the point in Onlyfans if middle aged men I can’t pay to see girls half their age get their tits out? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 7 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: Should really have got ICTChris to post this. Although I no longer live in Lancashire (thank god) I still find the local news reports from that area utterly enthralling. https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/man-wearing-clown-mask-womens-21354405?utm_source=lancs_live_newsletter&utm_campaign=daily_newsletter2&utm_medium=email Have any P&Bers etc, etc... "remains at large" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 6 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: What’s the point in Onlyfans if middle aged men can’t pay to see girls half their age get their tits out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 (edited) Amazon have had a pricing glitch and are selling a £50 air fryer for £3.99. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B08DHWW5ZN/ref=ox_sc_act_image_1?smid=A3LIQKCSRXRK64&psc=1&fbclid=IwAR2BNXrAk1s3N2sMwJ3nXTXgMqOY3gEIFP3_e1kJD1LZNG-84a12oY0apgQ Edited August 20, 2021 by Ludo*1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 13 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: Should really have got ICTChris to post this. Although I no longer live in Lancashire (thank god) I still find the local news reports from that area utterly enthralling. https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/man-wearing-clown-mask-womens-21354405?utm_source=lancs_live_newsletter&utm_campaign=daily_newsletter2&utm_medium=email Have any P&Bers etc, etc... I think if they haven't been apprehended and it looking unlikely he will then the police should report witnesses having seen " the smallest penis they had ever seen" Edith 91 reported " I've seen many cocks in my time but this one was barely there" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 50 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: Amazon have had a pricing glitch and are selling a £50 air fryer for £3.99. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B08DHWW5ZN/ref=ox_sc_act_image_1?smid=A3LIQKCSRXRK64&psc=1&fbclid=IwAR2BNXrAk1s3N2sMwJ3nXTXgMqOY3gEIFP3_e1kJD1LZNG-84a12oY0apgQ Looks like they've spotted it. This is what the link now brings up: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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