Things you want to share with P&B

[Shandon Par]

1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said:

The bigger the better. 

[Sweet Pete]

24 minutes ago, Rasputin said:

Would like to fight a gorilla. They’ve got the size and strength advantage but do they have any craft and subtlety? I reckon with good footwork, and a quick right hand to their nose they’d not fancy any more. 

A man who can't cut the tip off of a tube of caulk without hospitalisation versus the largest of our primate cousins? I'd watch all 3.4 seconds of it, but I'd turn off when the silverback started to molest your smashed, lifeless corpse.

[KnightswoodBear]

1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said:

A man who can't cut the tip off of a tube of caulk without hospitalisation versus the largest of our primate cousins? I'd watch all 3.4 seconds of it, but I'd turn off when the silverback started to molest your smashed, lifeless corpse.

...and that's where I start watching.

[Shandon Par]

41 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said:

A man who can't cut the tip off of a tube of caulk without hospitalisation versus the largest of our primate cousins? I'd watch all 3.4 seconds of it, but I'd turn off when the silverback started to molest your smashed, lifeless corpse.

12 Ruel Street. Bring yer bananas. I’m back in training and feeling sharp.

 

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

[Shandon Par]

24 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Will make gorilla into a nice coat.

[ICTChris]

I was at Edinburgh zoo today and the animal I would be interested to see in a fight is a panda. There was a poster at the panda enclosure saying pandas have one of the strongest bites of at animal but they spend all their time eating bamboo. They don’t seem very aggressive. They are basically shite. I’d like to match a Prime Mike Tyson with Tian Tian, I bet as soon as Tyson connected Tian Tian would shite it.

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

4 hours ago, Rasputin said:

Will make gorilla into a nice coat.

Was never a fan of the Stoney '94 winter collection.

Thank you.

[Sweet Pete]

1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

I was at Edinburgh zoo today and the animal I would be interested to see in a fight is a panda. There was a poster at the panda enclosure saying pandas have one of the strongest bites of at animal but they spend all their time eating bamboo. They don’t seem very aggressive. They are basically shite. I’d like to match a Prime Mike Tyson with Tian Tian, I bet as soon as Tyson connected Tian Tian would shite it.

I'm dead against spending money trying to maintain the failing panda population. If they won't breed naturally, let them go extinct. It's the natural order.

[Stellaboz]

I'm dead against spending money trying to maintain the failing panda population. If they won't breed naturally, let them go extinct. It's the natural order.

I'd rather spend and force pandas to mate more than let some of the fucking drain dwellers of human race be allowed to breed.

[Derry Alli]

1 hour ago, Sweet Pete said:

I'm dead against spending money trying to maintain the failing panda population. If they won't breed naturally, let them go extinct. It's the natural order.

I'd quite happily put money towards supplying them decent eccy's n' snaw for a whiles. If they can't get a fucking Bairn out of that then after say, 6 months of supply, then they can literally go fuck themselves. 

[philpy]

2 hours ago, ICTChris said:

I was at Edinburgh zoo today and the animal I would be interested to see in a fight is a panda. There was a poster at the panda enclosure saying pandas have one of the strongest bites of at animal but they spend all their time eating bamboo. They don’t seem very aggressive. They are basically shite. I’d like to match a Prime Mike Tyson with Tian Tian, I bet as soon as Tyson connected Tian Tian would shite it.

Well, they've already got 2 black eyes before  they even fucking start. 

[Empty It]

I'd quite happily put money towards supplying them decent eccy's n' snaw for a whiles. If they can't get a fucking Bairn out of that then after say, 6 months of supply, then they can literally go fuck themselves. 

Shan when the panda is gagging because of the gear but cant preform due to the eccys. Bad idea.

[Derry Alli]

4 minutes ago, Empty It said:

9 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said:

I'd quite happily put money towards supplying them decent eccy's n' snaw for a whiles. If they can't get a fucking Bairn out of that then after say, 6 months of supply, then they can literally go fuck themselves. 

Shan when the panda is gagging because of the gear but cant preform due to the eccys. Bad idea.

Channel five have already been in touch.. 

[Empty It]

Channel five have already been in touch.. 

Not enough poverty for a channel 5 program.

[tamthebam]

8 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

My old man saw Laurel and Hardy on the stage when they did a tour in the 1950s.

Funnily enough he did the work of two men did my old man- Laurel and Hardy!

[tamthebam]

10 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

Thomas Edison electrocuted one of the fuckers.

That's because Edison was a cnut

#teamtesla

[Shandon Par]

13 hours ago, ICTChris said:

I was at Edinburgh zoo today and the animal I would be interested to see in a fight is a panda. There was a poster at the panda enclosure saying pandas have one of the strongest bites of at animal but they spend all their time eating bamboo. They don’t seem very aggressive. They are basically shite. I’d like to match a Prime Mike Tyson with Tian Tian, I bet as soon as Tyson connected Tian Tian would shite it.

Mike is more likely to cry, eat bamboo and talk about his feelings to Mrs Panda. I’ll fight the panda. 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

20 hours ago, SlipperyP said:

You're all sick individuals! 

Says the Forfar Supporting Dad Smotherer.

[Derry Alli]

1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Says the Forfar Supporting Dad Smotherer.