jimbaxters Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 44 minutes ago, BFTD said: That'll teach you for not waiting until you got to the baths. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Had an all staff email "How can we be more efficient. Fill out the survey here" Followed 10 minutes later: "How can we be more efficient. Please find updated survey link here." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: Had an all staff email "How can we be more efficient. Fill out the survey here" Followed 10 minutes later: "How can we be more efficient. Please find updated survey link here." My work are missing installs due to how busy we are and one pair leaving. "Busy as f**k" is the phrase. We're having a company wide meeting this week - so no work getting done at all - to figure out how we can work more efficiently and hopefully catch up. Terrific. My thing I want to share - snickers ice cream for breakfast. Yummeh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 First line: Researchers believe that mushy blobs on Uranus are hiding lots of gas. https://futurism.com/the-byte/strange-blobs-uranus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 21 hours ago, J_Stewart said: "Just wanted to ensure that everyone knows that this is directed purely at them fackin' foreigns what ain't got any clue 'bout are history anyway, and not the top, top English lads what know all about are Greavsie. Who won the fackin' war anyway? #Greavsie #GSTQ" He's about a billion levels below, but Sir Al is the closest thing we have to the Donald on this island in terms of posting entertainment. The reason that the top flight english clubs have lost a lot of their identity and are represented mostly by foreigners is because of billionaire business man like him of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 That's a wash load hung out, hopefully it'll be dried in a couple of hours or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: That's a wash load hung out, hopefully it'll be dried in a couple of hours or so. Hopefully you'll still be around to take it in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 13 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Hopefully you'll still be around to take it in. I'll probably delegate taking it in to our daughter, just to be on the safe side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: I'll probably delegate taking it in to our daughter, just to be on the safe side. If anything happens to you my washing will be at half mast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 On 17/09/2021 at 12:02, Jacksgranda said: My wife just told me the jumper I'm wearing makes me "very attractive". Don't worry lads, I'm on my guard, I know she's up to something. I'm getting seriously worried, she complimented me again. "You do suit purples and red." (Not together, obviously.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I'm getting seriously worried, she complimented me again. "You do suit purples and red." (Not together, obviously.) Referring to your varicose veins & Jimmy Durante style boozer's nose, obviously....... Edited September 21, 2021 by Florentine_Pogen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 I've already cracked that one to her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hard Graft Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Wife's friend was babysitting an 8 yr old girl. Not sure what to talk about she asked the girl what was her favourite food. She replied " Scallops with black pudding then a medium fillet. " Not much you can say about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 39 minutes ago, Hard Graft said: Wife's friend was babysitting an 8 yr old girl. Not sure what to talk about she asked the girl what was her favourite food. She replied " Scallops with black pudding then a medium fillet. " Not much you can say about that. Except that your wife's friend tells lies. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Had a 6.0 earthquake here this morning. Scary stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 4 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: Had a 6.0 earthquake here this morning. Scary stuff. Never experienced an earthquake before, can you explain more detail please? BTW https://www.bangkokpost.com/business/2185963/personal-data-of-106m-travellers-exposed-online Anyone been to Thailand in the last 5 years,? @Moomintroll & @dirty dingus are the only 2 I know of..., I'm sure there is more. Stay safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 16 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Never experienced an earthquake before, can you explain more detail please? First time for me. Started with a loud rumble, thought at first it was a massive truck in the street. Then the whole house started shaking, glasses and plates rattling around in the cupboard. Lasted about 30 seconds. No damage done but livened up the morning. Epicentre was about 120 km away. Christ knows what it would be like sitting on top of one. Any P'n'Ber's experienced a major seismic event? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, Arabdownunder said: ny P'n'Ber's experienced a major seismic event? My wife & yer Maw. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papad Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 5 hours ago, Arabdownunder said: First time for me. Started with a loud rumble, thought at first it was a massive truck in the street. Then the whole house started shaking, glasses and plates rattling around in the cupboard. Lasted about 30 seconds. No damage done but livened up the morning. Epicentre was about 120 km away. Christ knows what it would be like sitting on top of one. Any P'n'Ber's experienced a major seismic event? That was my first earthquake too, what a weird feeling it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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