TxRover Posted August 4 Share Posted August 4 14 hours ago, Granny Danger said: Sitting in Edinburgh airport and there’s just been a boarding call for a flight to New York. Asking anyone requiring assistance to go forward, also ‘US military personnel, and thank you for your service.’ f**king strange people. Been a trend for a while to allow active duty (U.S.) military to board with the priority customers. Some allow veterans too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 On 03/08/2024 at 21:03, GordonD said: Never had to use a clap nurse so I'll take your word for it. @Alert Mongoose prefers big clap nurses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 10 hours ago, throbber said: Read this charming story from Belladrum festival. They sound f**king insufferable. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 32 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: They sound f**king insufferable. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 Has Lidl introduced a "pirate safety hour?" Went in to grab lunch, someone missing a leg, another a hand and someone else wearing an eyepatch. Felt like the only fully limbed person in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 16 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Has Lidl introduced a "pirate safety hour?" Went in to grab lunch, someone missing a leg, another a hand and someone else wearing an eyepatch. Felt like the only fully limbed person in there. Cat sitters for Smudger by the sound of it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 (edited) 14 hours ago, throbber said: Read this charming story from Belladrum festival. The reference to "tremendous traffic management" gives it away as a spoof, people drive around the other side of town to avoid the Raigmore roundabout, it's notorious. P.S. Having seen the accompanying photos on FB, it might actually be real, godforbid.. Edited August 6 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 45 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Has Lidl introduced a "pirate safety hour?" Went in to grab lunch, someone missing a leg, another a hand and someone else wearing an eyepatch. Felt like the only fully limbed person in there. Wouldn't surprise me if they simply had a clearance sale on prosthetic limbs in the middle aisle tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 52 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Has Lidl introduced a "pirate safety hour?" Yes, they ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 30 minutes ago, throbber said: Not sure I find that relevant but made me lol It wasn't the particular storyline, just the overall attitude of the parents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 Quote The TVPSPORT.PL editorial team has come across shocking information. Ekstraklasa referees Bartosz F. and Tomasz M. were caught by the Lublin police. Before the Champions League qualifying match, Polish referees… stole a road sign. They had well over a per mille of alcohol in their blood. Polish referees were to work on Tuesday at 8:00 PM on the Champions League qualifying match. Dynamo Kiev will host Rangers FC at the stadium in Lublin . Bartosz F. was to act as the main VAR referee, his assistant as AVAR was to be Tomasz M., another of our top league referees. We have determined that the arrest took place at 01:43 in Lublin, precisely at Al. 1000-lecia. Three men stole… a road sign and were moving with it towards one of the shopping malls. The police arrested the perpetrators who committed an offense – destroying road infrastructure. They turned out to be referees scheduled to work at a Champions League match at the stadium in Lublin. Bartosz F. had almost 1.7 per mille of alcohol in his blood, Tomasz M. about 1.8 per mille. The gentlemen were placed in a sobering-up center. – At around 1:40 a.m. we received a report of three men carrying a road sign down the street. Police officers were dispatched to the scene. All of the men were intoxicated and had over 1.5 per mille of alcohol in their blood. They were taken to a sobering-up center – Senior Superintendent Kamil Gołębiowski , press officer of the Lublin City Police Headquarters, told us . We asked Tomasz Mikulski, the head of referees for the Polish Football Association, for a comment. He knew nothing about the matter. On the official UEFA website, the named referees are no longer listed in the line-up for this match. Their place will be taken by another Polish duo: Tomasz Kwiatkowski and Paweł Malec 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 8 hours ago, GordonD said: I didn't read all of the original story, am I f**k reading all of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 6 minutes ago, throbber said: You’d appreciate how irritating the original story is and it takes about 45 seconds to read I got the gist of it. I'm a busy man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 I've a very sore knee, which has just seemed to have come out of nowhere. I said to my wife "I'd love to know what happened to my knee." My wife said "Old age, Jacksgranda." I replied "My other knee's the same age, and there's nothing wrong with it." 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 (edited) 19 hours ago, throbber said: I don’t think it’s a spoof and someone would have called it by now. It’s hardly a big place. It’s the way he put “contractions” in inverted comas and then didn’t think much of it despite her being 38 weeks pregnant and then rocks up with a Black Isle brewery blonde with her complaining he isn’t taking her stomach pains seriously. I assume he drinks and drives as well unless he got her to drive? All the nonsense women put out about men not knowing what pain is because they haven't given birth though. Clearly they just plop out and you go back to the pub. Edited August 7 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 7 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I've a very sore knee, which has just seemed to have come out of nowhere. That is worrying. It normally comes between the thigh and the shin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 2 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: That is worrying. It normally comes between the thigh and the shin Hung like a horse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 22 hours ago, throbber said: Read this charming story from Belladrum festival. Hate was flowing through my veins as I read this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 Just now, throbber said: Which part please The lower case ‘o’ in Muir of Ord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: I've a very sore knee, which has just seemed to have come out of nowhere. I said to my wife "I'd love to know what happened to my knee." My wife said "Old age, Jacksgranda." I replied "My other knee's the same age, and there's nothing wrong with it." You should send that into the People’s Friend magazine. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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