Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 32 minutes ago, BFTD said: Give us the highlights - they want all sorts of sign-up information before I can download it and I'm pretty sure that, given the subject matter, this will only add me to more watchlists. Knock yourself out. Its not exactly Hunter S Thompson. bs_30416.pdf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 2 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: The big Tescos in Ayr looks like a Mormon church. I had a mate that was the engineering consultant for all these Tescos. He wasn't a Mormon He might have been a Moron but he wasn't called Gordon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyro Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 6 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I had a mate that was the engineering consultant for all these Tescos. He wasn't a Mormon He might have been a Moron but he wasn't called Gordon. I hope he wasn't the one who was responsible for redesigning the RDC at Livi... and measured the width of a lorry, then multiplied it by the number of bays and didn't consider how the drivers were to get out while loading/unloading? That was some laugh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 Shite news about those lads in the car crash in Germany. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 1 hour ago, Spyro said: I hope he wasn't the one who was responsible for redesigning the RDC at Livi... and measured the width of a lorry, then multiplied it by the number of bays and didn't consider how the drivers were to get out while loading/unloading? That was some laugh! 30 odd years ago Pittenweem got an ice plant for the fishing boats. The architect borrowed a boat for an hour to take measurements for the delivery boom. After construction, he borrowed another boat which promptly crashed into the boom. The silly c**t took the first measurements at low tide. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 Me when Germany score: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 Funeral done but i had to body swerve the purvey. Sad times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 On 06/06/2024 at 06:14, Swarley said: Another shot fired in the P&B Lorne v Square Civil War. Flat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 Bumped into quite a few sound guys in Munich today. Despite the abject performance it kind of restored my faith in humanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 14 Share Posted June 14 9 hours ago, Venti said: Me when Germany score: You taken that fucking flag down yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 10 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Bumped into quite a few sound guys in Munich today. Did they all go about saying, "Test... one, two..."? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 10 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Bumped into quite a few sound guys in Munich today. Despite the abject performance it kind of restored my faith in humanity. I was in the supermarket this morning, the self scan check outs in The Netherlands have a system where they randomly select people and a shop assistant comes over and scans 5 items to make sure you're not stealing stuff, the guy doing the scanning was chatting to me in Dutch then turned and pointed to the display with Euros stickers and sticker albums, I replied "I'd rather not think about football after last night's disaster" told him I was Scottish, next thing the shop assistant and another big Dutch guy gave me a big bear hug, complimented my Dutch language skills and wished me all the best. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 10 minutes ago, stevieKTID said: I was in the supermarket this morning, the self scan check outs in The Netherlands have a system where they randomly select people and a shop assistant comes over and scans 5 items to make sure you're not stealing stuff, the guy doing the scanning was chatting to me in Dutch then turned and pointed to the display with Euros stickers and sticker albums, I replied "I'd rather not think about football after last night's disaster" told him I was Scottish, next thing the shop assistant and another big Dutch guy gave me a big bear hug, complimented my Dutch language skills and wished me all the best. They were probably doing a surreptitious body search looking for hidden booze! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 13 minutes ago, stevieKTID said: I was in the supermarket this morning, the self scan check outs in The Netherlands have a system where they randomly select people and a shop assistant comes over and scans 5 items to make sure you're not stealing stuff, the guy doing the scanning was chatting to me in Dutch then turned and pointed to the display with Euros stickers and sticker albums, I replied "I'd rather not think about football after last night's disaster" told him I was Scottish, next thing the shop assistant and another big Dutch guy gave me a big bear hug, complimented my Dutch language skills and wished me all the best. Actually, today is one of those rare occasions when I'm glad to be where I am as nobody gives a f**k about football and I doubt any local even knows there is a major tournament going on. Nothing on the tele about it thus far that I've seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 11 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: You taken that fucking flag down yet? Aye. It's going over Ryan Porteous' coffin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Did they all go about saying, "Test... one, two..."? Bravo. I must admit I had to read it twice though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 2 hours ago, Venti said: Aye. It's going over Ryan Porteous' coffin. They can carry my coffin at my funeral, so they can let me down one last time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spyro Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 4 minutes ago, bennett said: Typical police statement. Absolute scum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 I've found a magic free pizza seat at a restaurant in Edinburgh airport. It's absolutely rammed with Scotland fans and tourists. I ordered a pepperoni pizza at the bar and the guy said it would be 20 minutes. When I got to my seat with my pint 2 minutes later there was a waiter holding a pepperoni pizza, so I claimed it. 15 minutes later, another waiter came over with a pepperoni pizza so I said thank you very much. A waitress just came over with a 3rd. Well, it would be rude not to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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