magee84 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I properly nearly shat myself earlier. Dodgy guts all day, a moment of forgetfulness, action stations for a apple tart, but midway through I could feel that I was going to draw mud from well and managed to waddle to the lavvy. The undercarriage was thankfully undamaged by the whole unfortunate event. Maybe not a good idea to mention at the next home game where you got married recently.... then you will literally soil yourself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Well, I got the job! Haha, congratulations!! (You shouldn't have taken my original post so personally I was only fucking with you. Besides, editing posts on the internet isn't critical in the average shift of a toilet attendant!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 You don't understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Tragic. Absolutely tragic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaleyJag157 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 back in employment after 15 months, tesco shelf stacking all the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Tragic. Absolutely tragic. finely put. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 i went to norway and back today for a meeting that lasted less than 20 mins 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 i went to norway and back today for a meeting that lasted less than 20 mins Har det bra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 i went to norway and back today for a meeting that lasted less than 20 mins Nor-fucking-way man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 My wife bought a new display cabinet for the television. Took over an hour and a half to build due to the fixings being dodgy. Had to glue and screw it together. My Sky box and my Blu-ray player don't fit in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 A child galloped past me this morning on byers road on what must have been an invisible horse, it was majestic... I think 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 It's sunny, it's warm, cue mass bbq's happening in our street 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 It's sunny, it's warm, cue mass bbq's happening in our street Fucking Catholics hijack everything! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 My wife bought a new display cabinet for the television. Took over an hour and a half to build due to the fixings being dodgy. Had to glue and screw it together. My Sky box and my Blu-ray player don't fit in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 See the pizzas out of dominos, out of this world, but instead of tomato base this time, I plumped for the BBQ base, and it is fucking superb. Order it, now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Blue Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I went out to empty the bin today and left the front door open for the dog who usually comes out for a wander. I was making the tea and rushed back in. About 5 minutes later the wife asked me where the dog was to which I replied he's probably up the stairs. As she's up looking for him the door go's and it's one f the neighbours who noticed the dog had been standing at the door waiting to get in. Feel terrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I went out to empty the bin today and left the front door open for the dog who usually comes out for a wander. I was making the tea and rushed back in. About 5 minutes later the wife asked me where the dog was to which I replied he's probably up the stairs. As she's up looking for him the door go's and it's one f the neighbours who noticed the dog had been standing at the door waiting to get in. Feel terrible. ^^^^Almost got away with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Blue Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 1344119179[/url]' post='6495796']^^^^Almost got away with it. ^^^^^ correct lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Started working in a boozer in Basel last night. The quality of the clunge over here is phenomenal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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