Hedgecutter Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 (edited) Hangover report and tales of innapropriate behaviour should be posted once you are discharged from hospital Hedgecutter's normal rules for beating a hangover: 1) Have a couple of pints of water before you hit bed. 2) When you inevitably wake up about 6am for a piss, get another pint of water from the kitchen and go back to bed. The outcome of this particular case: I wouldn't have known I was drinking apart from that funny lingering taste of sloe gin or whatever it is. Edited December 9, 2012 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Just had to phone Sky to fix the sky box and spoke to a very nice Irish girl who works there part time because she is at college doing health and social care, so am I says I. what a difference it makes with these calls when you can get a bit of a chat with someone being polite and helpful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Hedgecutter's normal rules for beating a hangover: 1) Have a couple of pints of water before you hit bed. 2) When you inevitably wake up about 6am for a piss, get another pint of water from the kitchen and go back to bed. The outcome of this particular case: I wouldn't have known I was drinking apart from that funny lingering taste of sloe gin or whatever it is. Not drinking enough IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Polish man answers iron, burns head 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 For some unkown reason I found the pink Partick Thistle top in a discount sports shop in the centre of town. For some even bigger unkown reason, I bought it. Thing of beauty that is. So if anyone is ever at sighthill powerleague look out for the handsome looking chap wearing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 For some unkown reason I found the pink Partick Thistle top in a discount sports shop in the centre of town. For some even bigger unkown reason, I bought it. Thing of beauty that is. So if anyone is ever at sighthill powerleague look out for the handsome looking chap wearing it. I pass that way a lot hard to miss....eh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 ^Gloryhunter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 For some unkown reason I found the pink Partick Thistle top in a discount sports shop in the centre of town. For some even bigger unkown reason, I bought it. Thing of beauty that is. So if anyone is ever at sighthill powerleague look out for the handsome looking chap wearing it. So it's a present? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 For some unkown reason I found the pink Partick Thistle top in a discount sports shop in the centre of town. For some even bigger unkown reason, I bought it. Thing of beauty that is. So if anyone is ever at sighthill powerleague look out for the handsome looking chap wearing it. You've been reading too many of Smurphs posts I fear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 For some unkown reason I found the pink Partick Thistle top in a discount sports shop in the centre of town. For some even bigger unkown reason, I bought it. Thing of beauty that is. So if anyone is ever at sighthill powerleague look out for the handsome looking chap wearing it. That strip's design looks like an elephant ejaculated on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 That strip's design looks like an elephant ejaculated on it. ^^^had sex with Dumbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Went to empty the overflowing ashtray in the car for the first time in months and I pop it out to find a note on a scrap of paper. ''remember Maddies in the boot''........... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Went to empty the overflowing ashtray in the car for the first time in months and I pop it out to find a note on a scrap of paper. ''remember Maddies in the boot''........... Sounds like one of your friends having a bit of mischief 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Sounds like one of your friends having a bit of mischief yep, but as the real life Aunti Phil stays here, ya never know.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) Edited December 14, 2012 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 6 more nightshifts, then I'm off for 3 and half weeks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane-don Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 But my body, MAAAA BODY is telling me yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Did my last exam today. Now I'm going to get very drunk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHx7vaa9Fwo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Did my last exam today. Now I'm going to get very drunk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHx7vaa9Fwo Glorious feeling. I'm singing at Westport Bar from 9pm-1am, so feel free to come along at some point if you want. I'll buy you a drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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