Hedgecutter Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 (edited) Sigh. Please refer to your inferior status using the VT Cut-Out-And-Keep Map of Scotland. Anywhere north-east of the Queen Street tunnel is not civilisation: this is the most recognisable dividing line. You've called us Teuchters yet not the Teuchters? - more coast-related fail. Equivalent of us calling everyone close to Glasgow 'Weegies' but not folk actually in Glasgow. At least we have consistency. Anyway, Weegies can't seem to grasp that 'Weegie' is a general, collective term used by anyone outside of your comfort bubble to describe those SW of the Castlecary Viaduct. The rather 'notable' accent (and anomalously high ned:human ratio in general) very similar to Glasgow itself allows us to easily group it all together. To summarise: you're a Weegie from Weegieland. ... and yes, I'll happily accept 'Teuchter'. Edited January 20, 2013 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 You've called us Teuchters yet not the Teuchters? If they're north from civilisation, and not under Savage or 'Incest' then they're Teuchter. The map is fairly straightforward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Anyway, Weegies can't seem to grasp that 'Weegie' is a general, collective term used by anyone outside of your comfort bubble to describe those SW of the Castlecary Viaduct. The rather 'notable' accent (and anomalously high ned:human ratio in general) very similar to Glasgow itself allows us to easily group it all together. To summarise: you're a Weegie from Weegieland. ... and yes, I'll happily accept 'Teuchter'. I find this racist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Sigh. Please refer to your inferior status using the VT Cut-Out-And-Keep Map of Scotland. Anywhere north-east of the Queen Street tunnel is not civilisation: this is the most recognisable dividing line. Just missed out. Damn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Just found out if you have an Android phone........... On versions after 2.3 if you go to Settings > About Phone then keep tapping on Android Version something will happen depending on which version you have... 2.3 - A painting of a gingerbread surrounded by zombies 3.0 - A giant blue bee with the caption "REZZZZZZ" 4.0 - Flying Androids made from Ice Cream Sandwiches 4.1 - A giant jelly bean with a face on it followed by floating jelly beans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I think you've eaten too many magic mushrooms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Anyway, Weegies can't seem to grasp that 'Weegie' is a general, collective term used by anyone outside of your comfort bubble to describe those SW of the Castlecary Viaduct. The rather 'notable' accent (and anomalously high ned:human ratio in general) very similar to Glasgow itself allows us to easily group it all together. To summarise: you're a Weegie from Weegieland. I had gone for Cumbernauld as the border however I will accept the Castlecary Viaduct. It's a small wonder that the more entrepreneurial of the neds have not set up stalls at this location selling shell suits, Buckfast and under the counter cigarettes. If you stopped to purchase any of the wares there would be a group of young neds offering to 'mind yer car mister'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I think you've eaten too many magic mushrooms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 My own phone even does it after being rooted and flashed.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Just found out if you have an Android phone........... On versions after 2.3 if you go to Settings > About Phone then keep tapping on Android Version something will happen depending on which version you have... Thats cool, I never knew that! Jelly Bean FTW. Although I only get one Jelly Bean, no floating ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Sigh. Please refer to your inferior status using the VT Cut-Out-And-Keep Map of Scotland. Anywhere north-east of the Queen Street tunnel is not civilisation: this is the most recognisable dividing line. I'd rather be a savage than a weegie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I would like to have sexual intercourse with the female Chelsea physio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Starting to watch the sopranos, better be good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Starting to watch the sopranos, better be good. If you don't like it then you're a c**t. Enjoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberDon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2y8duQxbOg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Took the wean swimming today and a woman came in to the kids pool wearing a burkini, half the kids were crying and the other half were pointing and laughing. I wish glasgow city council had taken a leaf out of the frenchies book and slung her out, it was quite a surreal site in the pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2y8duQxbOg Just watched that. LAWL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Took the wean swimming today and a woman came in to the kids pool wearing a burkini, half the kids were crying and the other half were pointing and laughing. I wish glasgow city council had taken a leaf out of the frenchies book and slung her out, it was quite a surreal site in the pool. I saw the same thing in Turkey a few years back where three muslim women in their burkinis got off the boat and into the sea for a paddle. They looked like three massive black jellyfish floating about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Took the wean swimming today and a woman came in to the kids pool wearing a burkini, half the kids were crying and the other half were pointing and laughing. I wish glasgow city council had taken a leaf out of the frenchies book and slung her out, it was quite a surreal site in the pool. what 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Took the wean swimming today and a woman came in to the kids pool wearing a burkini, half the kids were crying and the other half were pointing and laughing. I wish glasgow city council had taken a leaf out of the frenchies book and slung her out, it was quite a surreal site in the pool. I feel for them. It must be a right bugger, growing up with ignorant morons for parents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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