KeeperDee Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 I'm feeling rather bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 I just abused a company paid taxi for a detour to a McDonalds Drive Thru. Feel both guilty and brilliant at the same time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 I was chatting to a couple of foreign chaps in the pub last night. I asked them what they were doing in Glasgow, and they said they were exchange students from Africa. I asked which country and they told me to guess. I had about a 1 in 50 chance of getting it right and guessed "Eritrea". Amazingly, I guessed correctly, and the two guys were dumbfounded (as was I, but sadly it was too late to fire on a lottery ticket). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 I was chatting to a couple of foreign chaps in the pub last night. I asked them what they were doing in Glasgow, and they said they were exchange students from Africa. I asked which country and they told me to guess. I had about a 1 in 50 chance of getting it right and guessed "Eritrea". Amazingly, I guessed correctly, and the two guys were dumbfounded (as was I, but sadly it was too late to fire on a lottery ticket). At least you didn't pull a "Daily Mail reader" and say "Africa, all the same innit?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 A couple on my facebook keep posting pictures of their relatively newborn. It's the ugliest wean I've seen, not sure how I'll react when I inevitably bump into them at some point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Ask them how their new hairless cat is settling in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Will not be buying Malcolm Allan's Lorne sausage from the supermarket again. Uh oh. Let battle commence... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 I was chatting to a couple of foreign chaps in the pub last night. I asked them what they were doing in Glasgow, and they said they were exchange students from Africa. I asked which country and they told me to guess. I had about a 1 in 50 chance of getting it right and guessed "Eritrea". Amazingly, I guessed correctly, and the two guys were dumbfounded (as was I, but sadly it was too late to fire on a lottery ticket). I don't fancy the exchange journey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 What? Don't be so naive / such a square. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Don't be so naive / such a square. Sausage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 The lowest rated comments on the BBC's Sports Personality shortlist. Funny as fcuk. Some are trolls, some are for real. Post 607 is the screamer.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/sports-personality/25017298?postId=118013489#comment_118013489 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 The lowest rated comments on the BBC's Sports Personality shortlist. Funny as fcuk. Some are trolls, some are for real. Post 607 is the screamer.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/sports-personality/25017298?postId=118013489#comment_118013489 607 and 324. Must be brothers, sharing the same braincell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunarC Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE1URCB_57U Edited December 9, 2013 by LunarC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 The weather forecasters seem affa keen to teach us about the science behind the weather this evening. No bad thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Some old dear crashed into the back of me today while i was waiting at a junction, neck and back are quite sore and stiff. Anybody recommend any ambulance chasers to fight for my fortune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Some old dear crashed into the back of me today while i was waiting at a junction, neck and back are quite sore and stiff. Anybody recommend any ambulance chasers to fight for my fortune Philpy knows about ambulances and Lichtie23 will write you a letter confirming you have suffered whiplaff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Philpy knows about ambulances and Lichtie23 will write you a letter confirming you have suffered whiplaff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Some old dear crashed into the back of me today while i was waiting at a junction, neck and back are quite sore and stiff. Anybody recommend any ambulance chasers to fight for my fortune What about this guy? I don't think roping in Ad Lib is going to do blanco any favours tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Philpy knows about ambulances and Lichtie23 will write you a letter confirming you have suffered whiplaff. Is that not the bin dweller who is banned from here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southside Hibee Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Just had some Guinness caramel flavoured chocolate. Rather tasty! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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