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5 minutes ago, Savage Henry said:

 


That’s not necessarily terribly unpopular. What would make it more unpopular would be to say that you’d rather Hugh Keevins and Peter Martin were the hosts.

 

I'd rather listen to Danny McGrain gutting a cat with a blunt spoon.

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38 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said:

Tam Cowan and Stuart Cosgrove are awful. Two braying half-wits continually screeching over each other because each thinks his shite patter is better than the other's.

Stuart Cosgrove is the only person I've ever heard invite a guest on to interview and then finish their answers off for them as if he was there. 

An absolute oddball. Definitely OFTW. 

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1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said:

Tam Cowan and Stuart Cosgrove are awful. Two braying half-wits continually screeching over each other because each thinks his shite patter is better than the other's.

Off the ball used to be a regular listen for me in the car, now I'd rather drive in silence. Their patter is horrendous.

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1 minute ago, pandarilla said:
52 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:
Gas and electricity should be free for all households.

Would this not massively increase use? You need some sort of incentive to turn the lights off.

There's a good reason it's been posted in this thread.

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1 minute ago, pandarilla said:
52 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:
Gas and electricity should be free for all households.

Would this not massively increase use? You need some sort of incentive to turn the lights off.

Rationing.  A free two hours of electricity a night, luxury.

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34 minutes ago, FairyBaws said:

Eating crisps and chocolate at the same time

When we were about 13/14 years old, my mate's 'party piece' used to be chewing up a bit of Mars Bar and mixing it up in his gub with some Irn Bru, crushing up some crisps on the palm of his hand before letting out a long, thick, stringy spit out of his mouth which stuck to the crushed crisps like glue before sucking up the whole disgusting concoction and swallowing the lot down, usually before a few utterly repulsed girls. Not a particularly succesful technique for picking up the ladies, surprisingly. 

He was also the best out of everyone at lighting their farts. A supremely talented individual. 

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3 hours ago, Dee Man said:

When we were about 13/14 years old, my mate's 'party piece' used to be chewing up a bit of Mars Bar and mixing it up in his gub with some Irn Bru, crushing up some crisps on the palm of his hand before letting out a long, thick, stringy spit out of his mouth which stuck to the crushed crisps like glue before sucking up the whole disgusting concoction and swallowing the lot down, usually before a few utterly repulsed girls. Not a particularly succesful technique for picking up the ladies, surprisingly. 

He was also the best out of everyone at lighting their farts. A supremely talented individual. 

Have we heard of him?

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9 hours ago, Dee Man said:

When we were about 13/14 years old, my mate's 'party piece' used to be chewing up a bit of Mars Bar and mixing it up in his gub with some Irn Bru, crushing up some crisps on the palm of his hand before letting out a long, thick, stringy spit out of his mouth which stuck to the crushed crisps like glue before sucking up the whole disgusting concoction and swallowing the lot down, usually before a few utterly repulsed girls. Not a particularly succesful technique for picking up the ladies, surprisingly. 

He was also the best out of everyone at lighting their farts. A supremely talented individual. 

he should have been on Britain's Got Talent. Lighting farts at Simon Cowell would get my vote. 

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