Thane of Cawdor Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 9 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Actually yes. I worked in a kennels as a youngster and one day an old lady rocked up with 60-odd dogs. She couldn't bear to see a dog homeless so had over the years taken in various abandoned pets until it got too much for her and she had to give them all to us. Result: the vet put down about 50 other dogs to make room for the new ones, including some sick ones that I'd been taking extra care to nurse back to health. I wanted to stab that daft auld cow. No sledgehammer to hand? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 10 hours ago, Dee Man said: If by "does he take a toke" you mean "does he grow his own and is he constantly ripped off his tits", then aye. I take it it's in honour of Bob Marley then? It's usually either him or Dylan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Correct. A Jack Russell would leave a Labrador full of holes.Few of the short joke c***s on here would do well to remember this.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 51 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: On 13/02/2020 at 08:17, MixuFixit said: Correct. A Jack Russell would leave a Labrador full of holes. Few of the short joke c***s on here would do well to remember this.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Rose McGowan, while deserving of a lot of sympathy and respect for her part in tackling Weinstein and general b*****dry in Hollywood, is an otherwise objectionable and pretty unsavory attention seeker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 19 hours ago, tamthebam said: obviously OFTW as I'm from Edinburgh and we called them mixtures. Aye, i call them mixtures as well. Pick and mix was from Woolworths. Anyway, a Jack Russell would get torn apart by a Labrador. Speed is not the game in a dog fight. Brute force and power is what it's all about, reason you don't see many Jack Russells as guard dogs. A good toe punt and they are squealing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Aye, i call them mixtures as well. Pick and mix was from Woolworths. Anyway, a Jack Russell would get torn apart by a Labrador. Speed is not the game in a dog fight. Brute force and power is what it's all about, reason you don't see many Jack Russells as guard dogs. A good toe punt and they are squealing... Why don’t you put on the annual Pie and Bovril Dog Fights? The annual Fives have never really be sufficiently replaced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 That Arbroath High Street sign just reminded me of the one on Carnaby Street in London. It looks a lot more like it than the Auschwitz one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 A bridge between Scotland and Ireland is a good idea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 As is a united Ireland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 10 hours ago, Highland Capital said: A bridge between Scotland and Ireland is a good idea. A bridge between Ireland and Spain would be even better. It could go from Cork to A Coruna. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 A bridge between Scotland and Ireland is a good idea.Ireland?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 2 hours ago, philpy said: Ireland?? Oh sorry, Ireland (North). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 16 hours ago, Highland Capital said: A bridge between Scotland and Ireland is a good idea. When you're weary........ What a fucking stupid suggestion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 18 hours ago, Highland Capital said: A drawbridge between Scotland and Ireland is a good idea. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 I used to like bacon, but now i cannot stand the smell of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Lewis Capaldi is a try-hard unfunny bore. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Steaks should be well done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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