scottmcleanscontacts Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Anywhere giving you one of those shitty little tomatoes that explodes when you touch it needs shutting down. Tomatoes do not belong on a breakfast plate. Tinned tomatoes are a delight as part of a breakfast. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 The only way to eat a burger at a restaurant is to dissect the fucker with a knife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Mate you can't even reach the cooker, wind your neck in. At least @ me bro And I wont be winding anything in, I cant afford to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 (edited) A fair point. Didn't think I would have to @ you, some fucker posted too quickly. I've a good mind to start a dotting war with them. Edited August 22, 2020 by Bully Wee Villa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Back bacon. Smoked. From a butcher. Ideally Bennett’s of Dunblane. This applies to other meats too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, 8MileBU said: Smoked You see the company you're in now, smoked scum? Edited August 22, 2020 by Bully Wee Villa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 There is literally no point in unsmoked bacon. The sooner the scientists get breeding smoked pigs the better. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 8 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Back bacon. Smoked. From a butcher. Ideally Bennett’s of Dunblane. This applies to other meats too. I'm quite partial to a bit of smoked Pangolin myself, but my usual supplier in Wuhan seems to have gone off-grid. Thanks for the recommendation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: There is literally no point in unsmoked bacon. The sooner the scientists get breeding smoked pigs the better. Early experiments were not promising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 You absolute b*****ds!Been trying to find decent bacon, black pudding, sausages (links or Lorne) here for 10 years now in order to at least make half a breakfast!And don’t start me on haggis or tattie scones!f**k off all of you, I was just about over it but you have to open old wounds and rub salt (and fat) into them.It’s bad enough going into Aberdeen threads and hearing about rowies and now this torture.......... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 The only way to eat a burger at a restaurant is to dissect the fucker with a knife.95% of restaurant and pub burgers are shite. This fashion of 15cm high stacks is nonsense and results in the bun tearing as you try to squeeze it enough to fit in your mouth. Nonsense! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 10 minutes ago, Raidernation said: You absolute b*****ds! Been trying to find decent bacon, black pudding, sausages (links or Lorne) here for 10 years now in order to at least make half a breakfast! And don’t start me on haggis or tattie scones! f**k off all of you, I was just about over it but you have to open old wounds and rub salt (and fat) into them. It’s bad enough going into Aberdeen threads and hearing about rowies and now this torture.......... I’ll send you bag of these m9. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 You absolute b*****ds!Been trying to find decent bacon, black pudding, sausages (links or Lorne) here for 10 years now in order to at least make half a breakfast!And don’t start me on haggis or tattie scones!f**k off all of you, I was just about over it but you have to open old wounds and rub salt (and fat) into them.It’s bad enough going into Aberdeen threads and hearing about rowies and now this torture..........Isn’t haggis illegal in the States? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 24 minutes ago, Raidernation said: You absolute b*****ds! Been trying to find decent bacon, black pudding, sausages (links or Lorne) here for 10 years now in order to at least make half a breakfast! And don’t start me on haggis or tattie scones! f**k off all of you, I was just about over it but you have to open old wounds and rub salt (and fat) into them. It’s bad enough going into Aberdeen threads and hearing about rowies and now this torture.......... Worry no longer! Also available on Amazon for a bargain price! https://www.camwrap.net/stahly-haggis/ https://www.amazon.com/Traditional-Scottish-Haggis-15oz-Pack/dp/B000F35QQA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 30 minutes ago, Raidernation said: You absolute b*****ds! Been trying to find decent bacon, black pudding, sausages (links or Lorne) here for 10 years now in order to at least make half a breakfast! And don’t start me on haggis or tattie scones! f**k off all of you, I was just about over it but you have to open old wounds and rub salt (and fat) into them. It’s bad enough going into Aberdeen threads and hearing about rowies and now this torture.......... Make your own tattie scones @Honest Saints Fan makes delicious ones I’m sure she’ll pass on her recipe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: There is literally no point in unsmoked bacon. The sooner the scientists get breeding smoked pigs the better. That'll never happen if the animal rights folk hear about it - mind the stooshie with beagles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: This will meet with almost universal, and fully deserved ridicule. Well done on showing the thread what "completely wrong" actually looks like Unsmoked bacon is better than smoked bacon. I like smoked bacon and gladly eat it when given it, but unsmoked is just nicer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Unsmoked bacon is better than smoked bacon. I like smoked bacon and gladly eat it when given it, but unsmoked is just nicer.How can it be nicer?They might as well call them 'flavoured bacon' and 'less-flavour'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Unsmoked bacon is better than smoked bacon. I like smoked bacon and gladly eat it when given it, but unsmoked is just nicer.Well don't take this the wrong way, but you dont like tea or coffee..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 1 minute ago, pandarilla said: How can it be nicer? They might as well call them 'flavoured bacon' and 'less-flavour'. I prefer the taste of unsmoked. 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 7 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Unsmoked bacon is better than smoked bacon. I like smoked bacon and gladly eat it when given it, but unsmoked is just nicer. Well don't take this the wrong way, but you dont like tea or coffee..... Indeed I do not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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