BFTD Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 13 hours ago, Raidernation said: You absolute b*****ds! Been trying to find decent bacon, black pudding, sausages (links or Lorne) here for 10 years now in order to at least make half a breakfast! And don’t start me on haggis or tattie scones! f**k off all of you, I was just about over it but you have to open old wounds and rub salt (and fat) into them. It’s bad enough going into Aberdeen threads and hearing about rowies and now this torture.......... Do they not call it blood pudding over there? Any time I heard it mentioned, it was as an example of the barbaric nature of those damned dirty foreigners and the filth they're forced to eat in their third-world hovels. Anything to do with organs too - they look at you like you're a bin raker if you say you like a bit of kidney or heart. On the plus side, the Americans have plenty of cracking breakfast options of their own that we just can't do properly over here. So long as it isn't breakfast cereal, as all of their stuff tastes like the cheapest supermarket own brand shite with extra handfuls of sugar and nasty-tasting shite. Lucky Charms is probably the best they produce, and that's an obscene blasphemy against taste, decency, and Mother Nature herself. Also, have you ever managed to find a decent loaf of bread to make fried bread or toast with? I certainly didn't. f**k knows what they put in that stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 13 hours ago, ParsJake said: PTTGOTY thread for this pish, but I fucking detest that word with every fibre of my existence. You can't beat a bit of brunch, especially when eaten with a spork! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 3 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: On the plus side, the Americans have plenty of cracking breakfast options of their own that we just can't do properly over here. Been there twice, Noo Yoik and San Francisco, but although the breakfasts were perfectly edible they didn't blow me away. What is it that we can't do properly in Scotland? I can make a decent pancake, flip a fried egg before serving etc. Forget about the mess they describe as homefries. And I've never had to chase myself down the street for not leaving a big enough tip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 American breakfasts are generally shite, with the exception of bagels. An onion bagel packed with cream cheese and smoked salmon, is the breakfast of gods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Teslas look shite and all the same. If I was going to get an electric car I’d go for something different like a BMW i8 or a Lexus LC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 13 hours ago, The Naitch said: I bought a packet of these last week. Still unsure whether I liked them or not. Mackies crisps are utter dug shite. Too oily, just fucking rank. Kettle chips are far superior. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 My unpopular opinion is that crisps are shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: My unpopular opinion is that crisps are shit. I thought you'd be keeping your head down today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 American breakfasts seem to consist of a huge stack of pancakes drowned in syrup, grits (what the f**k are grits?) or 'biscuits and gravy' (what the f**k are biscuits and gravy?). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dysartrovers Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Chips are shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 41 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: American breakfasts seem to consist of a huge stack of pancakes drowned in syrup, grits (what the f**k are grits?) or 'biscuits and gravy' (what the f**k are biscuits and gravy?). Grits are minced dangleberries soaked in mule semen. You don't want to know what biscuits and gravy are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Grits are minced dangleberries soaked in mule semen. You don't want to know what biscuits and gravy are. Indeed I do not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 50 minutes ago, dysartrovers said: Chips are shite The remake film was but the tv show was pretty decent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 It must be shite being a Christian. Having to turn the other cheek when dealing with complete cnuts. They don't turn the other cheek, the bigoted c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Only fools and horses Dad ArmyPorridge Fawlty towersAll gash, and if there are others of the era/genre I have missed, they are gash too. All of them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Only fools and horses Dad Army Porridge Fawlty towers All gash, and if there are others of the era/genre I have missed, they are gash too. All of them. You're gash. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, Perkin Flump said: You're gash. Wrong thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 7 hours ago, Angusfifer said: Been there twice, Noo Yoik and San Francisco, but although the breakfasts were perfectly edible they didn't blow me away. What is it that we can't do properly in Scotland? I can make a decent pancake, flip a fried egg before serving etc. Forget about the mess they describe as homefries. And I've never had to chase myself down the street for not leaving a big enough tip. In America? You can have literally whatever you want. I've had an excellent seafood platter at 4am, followed by a tremendous strawberry pavlova-looking thing, just because I was awake and I could. No wonder half of the population makes me look svelte. Square sausage and black pudding are great and all, but it's kinda difficult to remember to miss them when you could have a three-course meal for buttons, especially if you're too cheap to pay the serving staff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Only fools and horses Dad Army Porridge Fawlty towers All gash, and if there are others of the era/genre I have missed, they are gash too. All of them. Please accept my concurrence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Only fools and horses Dad Army Porridge Fawlty towers All gash, and if there are others of the era/genre I have missed, they are gash too. All of them. 3/4 Porridge is the greatest sitcom ever written. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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