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20 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

Some players will either have to have small print or be built like Barry Lavety. Everton's Radosavlesevic had "Preki" on the back of his shirt as his name didn't fit

Celtic da "OK son, we'll get your favourite players name on the back of your shirt. Who is it?"

Wee lad "Vennegoor ov Hesselink"

Celtic da "How much is it per letter?'

Shop assistant "5 quid a letter"

Celtic da "Son, from now on your favourite player is Sno..."

 

Seems to me I heard this joke about Man United in the 90's where the kid wanted an Andrei Kanchelskis shirt but the da wanted to get him a David May shirt

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7 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

While we're on this subject, Rocky Horror Picture Show is the best musical ever made 

Wouldn't argue with that.

The full list of the only decent musicals ever made:

Rocky Horror
South Park: The Movie
Moulin Rouge (I fully accept any disagreements on this one)

Everything else is a half-hour story dragged out by shit music that would be rejected from any other form. FACT.

Edit: I'm also well aware that SP:TM was a quasi-remake of Les Miz. This does not make Les Miz any good.

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2 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Wouldn't argue with that.

The full list of the only decent musicals ever made:

Rocky Horror
South Park: The Movie
Moulin Rouge (I fully accept any disagreements on this one)

Everything else is a half-hour story dragged out by shit music that would be rejected from any other form. FACT.

Edit: I'm also well aware that SP:TM was a quasi-remake of Les Miz. This does not make Les Miz any good.

Springtime for Hitler....

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5 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

Springtime for Hitler....

Mmm...special mention at best, although The Producers is an excellent film.

I can guarantee the Broadway musical was shite, however, like all cash-in musicals of popular films.

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16 minutes ago, mathematics said:

Hasn’t seen Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.

Remake in the pipeline - Seven Teens for Nonce Andy.

Soundtrack

1. Ghislaine's Daddy has a Yacht

2. Jeff's Fantasy Island

3. Sex Pest -A-Gogo........

4. No Sweat, Baby !

5. I Said "Woking, not woke !"

6. Paedophilia Is Unbecoming

7. I'm Too Honourable

8. Will Twelve Mill Do The Trick ?

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Just now, BFTD said:

Mmm...special mention at best, although The Producers is an excellent film.

I can guarantee the Broadway musical was shite, however, like all cash-in musicals of popular films.

Aye.

I've still got a newspaper cutting of review of a musical called "The Fields of Ambrosia" which was based around the electric chair and was likened to "Springtime for Hitler". Time for a revival...

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Sound of Music, Carousel (possibly the most underrated musical), Calamity Jane and Singing In The Rain (probably the best of them all) are much better than Seven Brides (not even the best musical with Howard Keel in it).

But aye, musicals are the highest form of film.

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Jesus fucking wept.

The Blues Brothers by an absolute distance.
Not only the best soundtrack to a musical but the best and second best car chase in a movie.

Any disagreement and you'll look pretty funny eating corn on the cob... with no fucking teeth.

Special mention to Little Shop of Horrors.

Guilty pleasure Calamity Jane

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