dogmc Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Handjobs are better than blowjobs. I thought that til I moved to Falkirk.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 13 minutes ago, dogmc said: I thought that til I moved to Falkirk.... Are the men in Falkirk that bit dreamier? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Handjobs are better than blowjobs. Are you giving or receiving? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Are you giving or receiving? Either way, I'm choosing handjob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 5 hours ago, Blootoon87 said: Handjobs are better than blowjobs. I suppose if you can't reach yourself then you might have to settle on a handjob. I certainly prefer to kiss after a handjob, I've no interest in swapping spit after a lassie has had a wee chomp on the wee chomp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 The Aberdeen sand dunes look pretty shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Robert Burns, over-rated pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 minute ago, NewBornBairn said: Robert Burns, over-rated pish. This and Shakespeare. Olden days nonsense from the pair of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 51 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Robert Burns, over-rated pish. 47 minutes ago, Dee Man said: This and Shakespeare. Olden days nonsense from the pair of them. You're both talking shite. I'm sure Shakespeare and Burns could have put it more poetically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You're both talking shite. I'm sure Shakespeare and Burns could have put it more poetically. f**k off, you're bard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: f**k off, you're bard. He's right. Take a good lute at yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, Cerberus said: He's right. Take a good lute at yourself. Puck off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Holly Willoughby is a bang average looking woman. Bordering on 'not that good looking'. Those diddies though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 On Wednesday, August 24, 2016 at 21:27, Shandon Par said: Are the men in Falkirk that bit dreamier? We are 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Holly Willoughby is a bang average looking woman. Bordering on 'not that good looking'. Those diddies though. Agreed! Caught the end of some pish the other night she was "presenting". She's built like a b*****d rugby player. But that said, wid. The diddies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 The Union Jack (aye, aye, it’s the Union Flag, away and develop that ulcer) is quite an attractive flag. Definitely better looking than the St George’s Cross or the Saltire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 The new recipe Irn Bru is on a par, if not better, than the old one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Lichtie78 said: The new recipe Irn Bru is on a par, if not better, than the old one. Mods? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Holly Willoughby is a bang average looking woman. Bordering on 'not that good looking'. Those diddies though. I know this was posted 2 years ago but this is absolute nonsense. Someone like Ruth Jones (from the one show) would be a bang average woman. Not Holly Willoughby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 I know this was posted 2 years ago but this is absolute nonsense. Someone like Ruth Jones (from the one show) would be a bang average woman. Not Holly Willoughby. Take away her fantastic knockers and she really is average. She has blackjack eyes as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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