Jacksgranda Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 I had a great aunt called Minnie, but she's far too dead to ask what her birth name was, alas. How the f**k does Minnie get to be a diminutive of Mary or Amelia, FFS? I don't make the rules, Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 f**k it. I'm going to insist everyone call me Minnie. It would make as much bloody sense. Also, Minerva Mouse? I can't think of a worse name for her. Possibly Hitlerina. Nope, still better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 BigFatTabbyMinnie has a ring to it, don't you think? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Can we confirm she invented the name "Minifred"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 That's my Mrs used up all the allowage on her phone, apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 That's my Mrs used up all the allowage on her phone, apparently. That's you used up your English, apparently. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 That's you used up your English, apparently. Fuckin whooooooooooosh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Fuckin whooooooooooosh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Fuckin whooooooooooosh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 That's you used up your English, apparently. Oh dear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Zen and the art of whoosh maintenance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Urgent need of a pun for whoosh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Pulled into the petrol station, missus in the front listening to the radio. Switch off engine to get out of the car and of course the radio goes off. "Am I allowed to listen to the radio in the petrol station?" She asks. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1460750175.633432.jpg Should have told her that it's okay to listen to it quietly, and then panic like f**k when it got to a certain volume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Should have told her that it's okay to listen to it quietly, and then panic like f**k when it got to a certain volume. Should have calmly walked into the kiosk and then started frantically pointing at the motor to the attendant making very obvious "it's going to fucking blow up" motions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Should have calmly walked into the kiosk and then started frantically pointing at the motor to the attendant making very obvious "it's going to fucking blow up" motions. Shouting "get out of the car!!!" and sprinting away from the petrol station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Pulled into the petrol station, missus in the front listening to the radio. Switch off engine to get out of the car and of course the radio goes off. "Am I allowed to listen to the radio in the petrol station?" She asks. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1460750175.633432.jpg Did you have a fag in the mouth at the time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Fucking shocking behaviour. Who are we talking about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Reg Dwight. He's a bit of a shagger isn't he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1460839368.822821.jpg How he keeps it out of the papers confuses me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 She's obviously heard that somewhere. Mother a wid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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