madwullie Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 (edited) Game of Thrones thread for this pish. (you still okay to lend me those GoT DVDs you bought?) Def. Nearly done the first series. Will need to withdraw Netflix password as payment tho Edited July 3, 2016 by madwullie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Def. Nearly done the first series. Will need to withdraw Netflix password as payment tho That'll be right. Mind the time you "accidentally" bought an entire season of The Good Wife with my Amazon account? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 That'll be right. Mind the time you "accidentally" bought an entire season of The Good Wife with my Amazon account? Mind that time you pissed all over my work ties? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Mind that time you pissed all over my work ties? Elaborate please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Party at my house. Cardinal passed out. Woke up, slept walked to my cupboard, opened it, pissed (giving him the benefit of the doubt and saying that he thought he was pissing in the toilet.) First I knew about it was next day at work when I realised what the disgusting smell was that'd been following me about all day, and where it was coming from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Party at my house. Cardinal passed out. Woke up, slept walked to my cupboard, opened it, pissed (giving him the benefit of the doubt and saying that he thought he was pissing in the toilet.) First I knew about it was next day at work when I realised what the disgusting smell was that'd been following me about all day, and where it was coming from. The old "I was drunk sleepwalking" chestnut. Nice one Cardinal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 And of course, I don't have any embarrassing tales about Madwullie. Nope. Not one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 And of course, I don't have any embarrassing tales about Madwullie. Nope. Not one. I'm sure everyone has an embarrassing tale about old pissy tie Madwullie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Party at my house. Cardinal passed out. Woke up, slept walked to my cupboard, opened it, pissed (giving him the benefit of the doubt and saying that he thought he was pissing in the toilet.) First I knew about it was next day at work when I realised what the disgusting smell was that'd been following me about all day, and where it was coming from. My mates dads was notorious for pissing in strange places after going to bed pished. Him and his brother shared a room when they were kids, with two single beds with a bedside cabinet in between that their record player sat on. My mate woke up to the sound of his dad standing, blootered, pishing all over the record player. When he understandably asked his dad what the f**k he was doing, he mumbled "sorry" and lifted the lid on the turntable and carried on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 To be honest, this story says more about Madwullie's cowp of a room that he didn't notice the piss-sodden ties - nor indeed the piss itself - until two days later when he was at his work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 To be honest, this story says more about Madwullie's cowp of a room that he didn't notice the piss-sodden ties - nor indeed the piss itself - until two days later when he was at his work. My worst one was pishedsleepwalking into my girlfriend's parents room and pissing on the end of their bed. We didn't last long after that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 These days, my Facebook feed is full of wedding photos, sonograms, or new born babies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 To be honest, this story says more about Madwullie's cowp of a room that he didn't notice the piss-sodden ties - nor indeed the piss itself - until two days later when he was at his work. Yes this is all my fault 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I get the excitement around being a new parent, really I do. But this, this.. ..is unforgivable. Unfriended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I get the excitement around being a new parent, really I do. But this, this.. 1467654161508.jpg ..is unforgivable. Unfriended. I sometimes genuinely wish there could be a zombie apocalypse or nuclear Armageddon, just so people didn't have time for this kind of inane drivel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 These days, my Facebook feed is full of wedding photos, sonograms, or new born babies. It's all politics in mine now. Not people's own politics of course just regurgitated gifs and articles. Look how much pish I write on the politics forum and imagine how much utter shite must be on my timeline for it to annoy me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 I'll just leave this here... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Please don't. Just take it away again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 One bollock and a Hearts supporter. No wonder he was angry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 So it turns out that a lot of mummies really fucking hate matadors... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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