The OP Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Anything posted by teenage girls (and before someone tags me as perv material, my step-daughter is on there all the time so I see her posts and her friends' replies) Most definitely - my cousin's daughter has added me and posts a whole host of shite. She also seems to like statuses of people who don't seem to be celebrities but who seem to get about a billion 'likes' for posting shit like 'You don't know what you've got until it's gone' and other such words of wisdom. Hidden now, because she was majorly polluting my newsfeed. Although at least she doesn't check-in every time she goes to bed like another girl I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 Saw a guy posting up a picture of his 2 year old wean saying 'Fell asleep eating his dinner'. On the plate was some donner meat and chips. Tremendous parenting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Three people died in a car crash in Cumbernauld today. Pretty tragic by all accounts but the grief merchants are out in force on Facebook this evening. Rip to the three people killed in a car crash in c'nauld, 2 years ago the exact same happened and the council were supposed to put a crash barrier up, but never did, gbnf♥ GBNF - Gone but not forgotten. You didn't even fucking know them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 The latest craze is clubs and businesses posting pictures of lottery tickets saying that they will share the money with folk who like their page. F**k. Right. Off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 May just be people on my Facebook but what is it with people who virtually never update their state posting something, and of course tagging themselves, every time they are at a fucking airport. I mean Jesus Christ do some people still think flying is an exclusive thing to do. Some people do it when going for a shitey week away in Tenerife or something, well done, nobody has done that before. But more often it is people checking in at random shite locations like Bristol, Leeds/Bradford, etc presumably attempting some sort of one upmanship pish by inferring they somehow have a successful high flying career by going to these places on 'business'. And the lounge, thou must not forget to check in whilst in the fucking lounge. Write some really tedious banal shit about your flight being late, etc. to afford yourself the opportunity to check in when you are in the fucking lounge. Unless you are quaffing champagne and cavier in the 1st class lounge in an exotic location on the other side of the world then you are not only failing to make anyone think you are important you are making people think you are a twat (in fairness one guy gets this treatment to Seoul on a semi regular basis). But at the end of the day being sent on a training course in Luton is nothing to boast about. And if you are in the lounge in one of these shitty places it means you have collected enoough nectar points, are paying over the odds for a credit card that gets you access or you have the misfortune to be a regular traveller to these griefholes, it by no means mean you are some sort of millionaire executive director. Just naff off. Rant over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 May just be people on my Facebook but what is it with people who virtually never update their state posting something, and of course tagging themselves, every time they are at a fucking airport. I mean Jesus Christ do some people still think flying is an exclusive thing to do. Some people do it when going for a shitey week away in Tenerife or something, well done, nobody has done that before. But more often it is people checking in at random shite locations like Bristol, Leeds/Bradford, etc presumably attempting some sort of one upmanship pish by inferring they somehow have a successful high flying career by going to these places on 'business'. And the lounge, thou must not forget to check in whilst in the fucking lounge. Write some really tedious banal shit about your flight being late, etc. to afford yourself the opportunity to check in when you are in the fucking lounge. Unless you are quaffing champagne and cavier in the 1st class lounge in an exotic location on the other side of the world then you are not only failing to make anyone think you are important you are making people think you are a twat (in fairness one guy gets this treatment to Seoul on a semi regular basis). But at the end of the day being sent on a training course in Luton is nothing to boast about. And if you are in the lounge in one of these shitty places it means you have collected enoough nectar points, are paying over the odds for a credit card that gets you access or you have the misfortune to be a regular traveller to these griefholes, it by no means mean you are some sort of millionaire executive director. Just naff off. Rant over. Totally agree. I had one guy I went to school with tagging himself at Robin Hood airport the other week as he was down on some "Intensive training course". The boy works as a call escalation handler for British Gas or some other faceless company like that. You're not a jet setter, you're a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbabyjake Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 When we were getting a coach down to Manchester airport, my sister checked us all in at the bus stop where we were meeting the coach ffs! A bus station would have been sad enough but this was a fecking random bus stop in Hamilton. Between pish like this and her posting about my gran dying before i was told about it, I've had enough. Facebook has now been deleted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 When we were getting a coach down to Manchester airport, my sister checked us all in at the bus stop where we were meeting the coach ffs! A bus station would have been sad enough but this was a fecking random bus stop in Hamilton. Between pish like this and her posting about my gran dying before i was told about it, I've had enough. Facebook has now been deleted. Dont get me started. I tore the wife to shreds tonight. She "checked in" on the bus. On a road. About 5 minutes away from the house. Oh and she's up the stairs, no speaking to me. Someone she knew died yesterday, and she said "i only saw her last week", to which i responded with "was she dead when you saw her?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 The latest craze is clubs and businesses posting pictures of lottery tickets saying that they will share the money with folk who like their page. F**k. Right. Off. Genius IMO. Costs them a couple of quid. Gets them a gazillion likes for a "no lose gamble". All of a sudden you're super-popular at the cost of 2 notes. Annoying aye... but if you insist on being friends with clubs or people who'll sign up for this sort of thing, then don't be surprised at your newsfeed getting filled up by your friends clicking "Like", left right and centre. I look forward to the first court-case where the "club" wins and the owner of the club/ticket decides to renege on their pledge. Would it be legally enforceable? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Genius IMO. Costs them a couple of quid. Gets them a gazillion likes for a "no lose gamble". All of a sudden you're super-popular at the cost of 2 notes. Annoying aye... but if you insist on being friends with clubs or people who'll sign up for this sort of thing, then don't be surprised at your newsfeed getting filled up by your friends clicking "Like", left right and centre. I look forward to the first court-case where the "club" wins and the owner of the club/ticket decides to renege on their pledge. Would it be legally enforceable? The thing is, I am not friends with any clubs, but anytime one of my friends on Facebook likes a picture put up of a lottery ticket by the Savoy or some other shithole, it comes up on my feed. Not exaggerating, but I must have seen this about ten times yesterday alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 May just be people on my Facebook but what is it with people who virtually never update their state posting something, and of course tagging themselves, every time they are at a fucking airport. I mean Jesus Christ do some people still think flying is an exclusive thing to do. Some people do it when going for a shitey week away in Tenerife or something, well done, nobody has done that before. A guy in Kirriemuir did this last year. He returned home to find that as a result, he'd been broken into and had his flat completely turned over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 One of my friends has just checked into "Tji Fridays". Even if you did get the spelling right, why would you want to advertise the fact you're eating there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 One of my friends has just checked into "Tji Fridays". Even if you did get the spelling right, why would you want to advertise the fact you're eating there? Thank Jesus it's Friday? Talk about nepotism in the catering trade! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 She's not gorgeous though. Even FFCSam wouldn't shag that. Maybe. Genuine tears of laughter at this post... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Seriously what the f**k is that thing? Looks like this guys sister! ....and this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Anything posted by teenage girls (and before someone tags me as perv material, my step-daughter is on there all the time so I see her posts and her friends' replies) ^^^^ perv material 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 There is a page called "Dead Baby Jokes" which is causing quite a stir. The amount of seeth on that page is overwhelming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 There is a page called "Dead Baby Jokes" which is causing quite a stir. The amount of seeth on that page is overwhelming. I like babies, but I couldn't eat a full one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 There is a page called "Dead Baby Jokes" which is causing quite a stir. The amount of seeth on that page is overwhelming. Yup, i've seent he occasional post on my newsfeed of outrage about it. Ironically most of the threats being made to the page's creator are much, much sicker than the actual page itself. One genius even posted inviting the guys who created it to come to his house in Montrose or Arbroath or wherever the f**k it was, tell it to his face, and see if it was funny then. On a side note, some girl on mine posted up a load of baby pics 2 or 3 weeks ago, and on Saturday morning posted that she was furious that no one had "liked" them, before ranting on about this showing that her friends were never there for her etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Yup, i've seent he occasional post on my newsfeed of outrage about it. Ironically most of the threats being made to the page's creator are much, much sicker than the actual page itself. One genius even posted inviting the guys who created it to come to his house in Montrose or Arbroath or wherever the f**k it was, tell it to his face, and see if it was funny then. On a side note, some girl on mine posted up a load of baby pics 2 or 3 weeks ago, and on Saturday morning posted that she was furious that no one had "liked" them, before ranting on about this showing that her friends were never there for her etc. The guy made a massive comment today about it. But I find it bizzare that people would get so worked up about something like this, to the point where they set-up pages themselves asking for the banning of the page. As for the girl you're on about. Tragic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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