Zanetti Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Had this cracker pop up recently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Had this cracker pop up recently. Are you friends with daviehaybhoy on Facebook? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Someone put up a picture of a pair of shitty boxers . Ricky Hatton and Scott Harrison? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Way off topic, because I actually laughed at this facebook page. Introducing: KILMARNOCK MUNTER HUNTER'S PAGE.... http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kilmarnock-munter-hunter/207384119404629?fref=ts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Way off topic, because I actually laughed at this facebook page. Introducing: KILMARNOCK MUNTER HUNTER'S PAGE.... http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kilmarnock-munter-hunter/207384119404629?fref=ts According to my mate's Facebook page, half of Kilmarnock are after the guy who started that. He's going to need to watch his back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 According to my mate's Facebook page, half of Kilmarnock are after the guy who started that. He's going to need to watch his back. They'll never catch me But aye, he's a wanted man. It's quite frightening the size of Killie's (and the UK's) underclass. Awful existence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Page now removed. hmm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CooCoothenoo Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Aye, of course that's the reason... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diegomarahenry Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Way off topic, because I actually laughed at this facebook page. Introducing: KILMARNOCK MUNTER HUNTER'S PAGE.... http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kilmarnock-munter-hunter/207384119404629?fref=ts Finding pictures of ugly women from Kilmarnock? Shooting fish in a barrel surely ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 (edited) I don't know if its hilarious or sad.....let P&B be the judge... " watchin a wee film about the jews pure shame reminds me of blairgowrie the noo wae the polis, socialwork an council!!" aye....because that's comparable to the f*cking Holocaust!....deary, deary me. Edited February 21, 2013 by Mik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 (edited) Aye, of course that's the reason... My cock must have reached perfection by the time I was 8. Edited February 21, 2013 by Andy C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 (edited) Most likely already said but folk who are blatantly attention seeking twats. For example a guy posted "worst news of my life" there and when all the other cretins started posting "aww man, here fur you m8!!!" type shitey posts he replied with "don't want the talk about it". DON'T FUCKING POST IT ON FACEBOOK IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IT PRIVATE! Edited February 21, 2013 by Honest_Man#1 -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groaninjock Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."SON: "Oh! (With his head down).SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"The father was furious.DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some moneyto buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourselfstraight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being soselfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy'squestions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and hereally didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of thelittle boy's room and opened the door.DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It'sbeen a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 youasked for."The little boy sat straight up, smiling.SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at hisfather.DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do."Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please comehome early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."Thefather was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he beggedfor his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you workingso hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers withouthaving spent some time with those who really matter to us, those closeto our hearts. Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time withsomeone you love? If we die tomorrow, the company that we are workingfor could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family andfriends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to ourfamily.Some things are more important.>>>> Please Click A "LIKE" button and Share It. Is a wake up call to all fathers out there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Could've got a hooker for $100. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QoSStewartry Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1361487583.321130.jpg Jesus f**k. I despair for the human race, I really do. You should put a pic of Peter Sutcliffe with the same text on whoevers fb page that was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour." SON: "Oh! (With his head down). SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?" The father was furious. DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior." The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. DAD: "Are you asleep, son?" SON: "No daddy, I'm awake". DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for." The little boy sat straight up, smiling. SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!" Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father. DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?" SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do. "Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you." The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love? If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family. Some things are more important. >>>> Please Click A "LIKE" button and Share It. Is a wake up call to all fathers out there That is probably the worst thing I have ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1361487583.321130.jpg I probably won't be perfect, I just won't kill anyone. Good enough for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1361487583.321130.jpg That's actually made me a bit angry. What the f**k?! I probably won't be perfect, I just won't kill anyone. Good enough for me. This. I won't commit an atrocious murder in cold blood then make up all sorts of bullshit to get out of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QoSStewartry Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Jesus f**k. I despair for the human race, I really do. You should put a pic of Peter Sutcliffe with the same text on whoevers fb page that was. Was posted by a good mate of mine, who I had thought was decent. Words or pictures fail me. I probably won't be perfect, I just won't kill anyone. Good enough for me. ^this That's actually made me a bit angry. What the f**k?! This. I won't commit an atrocious murder in cold blood then make up all sorts of bullshit to get out of it. I get the point of innocent until proven guilty, but aye, what the feuck. Dissapointed with humanity ... just thankful most of the comments supporting were in Afrikaans, so meant nothing to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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