KnightswoodBear Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Has anyone seen the "1,000,000 likes and Charlie Sheen takes a paternity test" one? I commented that finding out his mother was a tart must have been fun for the guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 1)Emo pish-"noone likes me"they dont f*cking like you for a reason you c*nt 2)Girls pretending to like football to show off for guys 3)Mirror pics 4)Like for a mail-no kill yourself 5)Im absolutley smashed after the party lol x x x-your f*cking 12 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 See if I get wan fuckin mare the day fae some attention seekin shit wishin happy mothers day to thir maw thats deed, I'm gonnae jump in the canal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 (edited) See if I get wan fuckin mare the day fae some attention seekin shit wishin happy mothers day to thir maw thats deed, I'm gonnae jump in the canal. Mother's Day. Always difficult. If you can, give your mum a hug today. For those of us who can't hug ours. thats doing the rounds on twitter Edited March 10, 2013 by doulikefish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city_gord Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 First three statuses on my news feed this morning... Happy mothers day to my mummy..love you!! Xxx Happy Mothers day to all you lovely Mums, hope you get spoilt, wish my Mum was still here to spoil.xx Wishing my wonderful mum a happy Mother's Day! While most people will be enjoying family time and a day off, she will be busy helping people get better. Love you mum xxxxxx I suspect this will carry on all day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Today's one I seen was: "Hello mummy, I've taken daddys phone and would like to wish you happy Mother's Day, you are the best mum ever" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Another one. Mothers that have wains like pre-school age and buy themselves chocolates etc and then post a photo of it saying Thanks (insert brat) xxx as if somebody was stupid enough to buy them a present. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al B Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Today's one I seen was: "Hello mummy, I've taken daddys phone and would like to wish you happy Mother's Day, you are the best mum ever going by his videos im assuming that's not how I was conceived" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Impressed that facebook's servers can cope with snow on Mother's Day tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Some tarts on my Facebook have started asking if the clocks go forward a hour tonight. Instant deletion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
true_rover Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Some tarts on my Facebook have started asking if the clocks go forward a hour tonight. Instant deletion. Surely more fun to say yes, having them turn up where they need to be tomorrow an hour early? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Saw this from a good friend on Facebook and it surprised me, at it sounds like something an utter cretin would say, like a thunderingly stupid tosser, and he's (mostly!) not that; Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere-. "If some c**t can f**k something up, that c**t will pick the worst possible time to fucking f**k up because that c**t's a c**t." -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Saw this from a good friend on Facebook and it surprised me, at it sounds like something an utter cretin would say, like a thunderingly stupid tosser, and he's (mostly!) not that; Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere-. "If some c**t can f**k something up, that c**t will pick the worst possible time to fucking f**k up because that c**t's a c**t." FYI that is Tucker's law. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mizfit Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Oh dear god I seen one today. "Love Mother's Day." What's so bad? The picture she had added with it, has a dog with a present in its mouth and a note saying " to mummy, love your doggy" on it. Instant deletion, a boot in the pie for when I next see her, and a slap over her boyfriends coupon for allowing her to act like that. Or is that too far? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Oh dear god I seen one today. "Love Mother's Day." What's so bad? The picture she had added with it, has a dog with a present in its mouth and a note saying " to mummy, love your doggy" on it. Instant deletion, a boot in the pie for when I next see her, and a slap over her boyfriends coupon for allowing her to act like that. Or is that too far? I think all of the above would still be letting her off tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 "I can't believe how Bieber turning up late to his concert has been made out to be such a massive deal over the media. How come a 19 year old brat being late is more worthy of a front page headline than the thousands of brave soldiers risking their lives to protect our country or the millions of charity workers putting in so much of their time and effort to help those who don't have the means to help themselves? The boy was late to a show, build a bridge and get over it!" I hate Bieber but this is a tragic status. I know, everyday the front page news can be all about the soldiers and charity workers. That'll be interesting. And for what it's worth, a paper with front page news regarding Bieber must be a fucking shit one anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 "I can't believe how Bieber turning up late to his concert has been made out to be such a massive deal over the media. How come a 19 year old brat being late is more worthy of a front page headline than the thousands of brave soldiers risking their lives to protect our country or the millions of charity workers putting in so much of their time and effort to help those who don't have the means to help themselves? The boy was late to a show, build a bridge and get over it!" I hate Bieber but this is a tragic status. I know, everyday the front page news can be all about the soldiers and charity workers. That'll be interesting. And for what it's worth, a paper with front page news regarding Bieber must be a fucking shit one anyway. It's not really connected, but made me think of this exchange from Peep Show Nancy (watching the news) "Jesus Jez - one bus crash - what about all the buses that made it safely to their destinations?" Jez "Yeah, this is such bullshit" Mark "Yes, I suppose the news should just be a dispassionate list of all the things that have happened throughout the day. Except it would take FOREVER" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 I currently have a catholic and a muslim arguing about who's right on the catholic girls status (which was about muslims converting to christianity). Seriously tempted to post this picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DylanSaints2203 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 1.)People who hashtag (It's not Twitter) 2.)Videos of people shagging cows 3.)Pictures like this "Like this if you love your Grandma, Ignore if you want her to die" 4.)People posting photos that they took of themsell in the mirror (Especially Boys) 5.)Running updates of X Factor/Towie or something equally as pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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