Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Krispy Kreme is apparently opening in Glasgow. This joyous news appears to have made people forget about gypsys stealing dogs. Btw, not that I'm saying it doesn't happen, but has anyone here ever been invited to a dog fight? I certainly haven't and I know some right dodgy c***s. The Proclaimers are top of the bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 'The greatest titles on earth' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 'The greatest titles on earth'Auto correct changed it from "titties" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 (edited) A friend of a friend...of a friend on Facebook , when the friend of the friend asked where he'd been for so long as she hadn't seen or heard from him. "im just oot the jail was in for 18 month but im just waiting to here about an access course in Philosophy and psyology at Strathclyde uni so im hoping to get that soon." I hope he heres from them soon. He seems like he'd be a good psyologist. This is the same guy, make sense of this if you can! Here isonly opinions one might be a late for some tough thinking but here we go consider this Alice holds a doughnut in her hand she thinks about the hole in the middle of the doughnut she asks her self a series questions here are her questions please let me know your answer's there are no right or wrong answers only only what u realy think ok here we go. 1. Dose the hole in the doughnut exist. 2. Is the hole in the doughnut somthing or nothing. 3. Is the hole part of the doughnut. 4. Is the hole an object. Consider this if u move the doughnut around dose the hole move too. If u eat the doughnut do u also eat the hole. Could u eat the doughnut without eating the hole. If u break the doughnut in two where dose the hole go. Can u have a whole hole. Can u have half a hole or an incomplete hole My opinion Is any hole or empty space ever really empty a doughnut allways comes with a hole if u think u could come up wiht an exception then that would simply not be a doughnut by definition. holeless doughnuts r like round squares or unmarried husbands conceptual nonsence so if u buy a doughnut then u r realy buying 2 things then doughnut and the hole the edible stuff and the void in the middle you cant buy a doughnut and leave the hole at the store however one might want to resist this answer and insist that the edible stuff is all there is So let the debate start. Edited April 29, 2015 by djchapsticks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 I don't sign up or like these pages but they come up as recommended and today i got one saying - "BBC journalist believes liverpools decline began after THIS player left" and then you click on the link and you see its Luis Suarez! Who fucking comes up with this? Have you also tried to find out how to get an iPad for free using this "bizarre online trick"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 You're missing out. Posted from my Free IPad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 My Facebook feed at the moment is either those raging at the weather, or those raging at the McCann's... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 (edited) Someone at Facebook either needs to double check their understanding of geography or re-evaluate their algorithm! Sydney is 10,000kms from Nepal! ps I'm fine thanks *** !1!!!111 Edited April 29, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Someone at Facebook either needs to double check their understanding of geography or re-evaluate their algorithm! Sydney is 10,000kms from Nepal! nepal.JPG ps I'm fine thanks *** !1!!!111 Lack of options there as well Where is the 'trapped under a building, just killing time on Facebook' button? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Im raging!!!! This isn't even briten any more!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 10933847_10152582470652401_9133839097208079193_n.jpg Im raging!!!! This isn't even briten any more!!!!! This happened and is indicative of stuff that is happening right now! While most of you ignore this, our land is under threat! I was listening to the radio yesterday, and a well-known country singer was introduced as SHARIAH Twain!!! All to avoid offending Muslamic listeners!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 PLEASE SHARE... OUR 13/14/15 YEAR OLD MOODY TEENAGE DAUGHTER HASNT BEEN SEEN FOR THE LAST 23 MINUTES. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHY SHE HAS DISAPPEARED EXCEPT FROM THE FACT THAT WE WERE SHOUTING AT HER FOR GETTING PISHED AT THE WEEKEND. WE ARE SO DISTRAUGHT THAT INSTEAD OF GOING OUT LOOKING FOR HER YOU WILL NOTICE THAT I WILL BE SITTING ON FACEBOOK COMMENTING ON EVERY FUCKING POST THANKING THEM FOR THEIR SUPPORT. I've seen about 4 of these in the past 6 months now. Found at their friends every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 This happened and is indicative of stuff that is happening right now! While most of you ignore this, our land is under threat! I was listening to the radio yesterday, and a well-known country singer was introduced as SHARIAH Twain!!! All to avoid offending Muslamic listeners!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sense the potential for many similar jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 PLEASE SHARE... OUR 13/14/15 YEAR OLD MOODY TEENAGE DAUGHTER HASNT BEEN SEEN FOR THE LAST 23 MINUTES. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHY SHE HAS DISAPPEARED EXCEPT FROM THE FACT THAT WE WERE SHOUTING AT HER FOR GETTING PISHED AT THE WEEKEND. WE ARE SO DISTRAUGHT THAT INSTEAD OF GOING OUT LOOKING FOR HER YOU WILL NOTICE THAT I WILL BE SITTING ON FACEBOOK COMMENTING ON EVERY FUCKING POST THANKING THEM FOR THEIR SUPPORT. I've seen about 4 of these in the past 6 months now. Found at their friends every time. Missing skank update: turned up at 'a boy's house' within the last hour. Surprise sur-fucking-prise. At least her attention seeking mother will have enough shares and likes to see her through til next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 A friend of a friend...of a friend on Facebook , when the friend of the friend asked where he'd been for so long as she hadn't seen or heard from him. I hope he heres from them soon. He seems like he'd be a good psyologist. This is the same guy, make sense of this if you can! Here isonly opinions one might be a late for some tough thinking but here we go consider this Alice holds a doughnut in her hand she thinks about the hole in the middle of the doughnut she asks her self a series questions here are her questions please let me know your answer's there are no right or wrong answers only only what u realy think ok here we go. 1. Dose the hole in the doughnut exist. 2. Is the hole in the doughnut somthing or nothing. 3. Is the hole part of the doughnut. 4. Is the hole an object. Consider this if u move the doughnut around dose the hole move too. If u eat the doughnut do u also eat the hole. Could u eat the doughnut without eating the hole. If u break the doughnut in two where dose the hole go. Can u have a whole hole. Can u have half a hole or an incomplete hole My opinion Is any hole or empty space ever really empty a doughnut allways comes with a hole if u think u could come up wiht an exception then that would simply not be a doughnut by definition. holeless doughnuts r like round squares or unmarried husbands conceptual nonsence so if u buy a doughnut then u r realy buying 2 things then doughnut and the hole the edible stuff and the void in the middle you cant buy a doughnut and leave the hole at the store however one might want to resist this answer and insist that the edible stuff is all there is So let the debate start. So to conclude... every hole's a goal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 PLEASE SHARE... OUR 13/14/15 YEAR OLD MOODY TEENAGE DAUGHTER HASNT BEEN SEEN FOR THE LAST 23 MINUTES. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHY SHE HAS DISAPPEARED EXCEPT FROM THE FACT THAT WE WERE SHOUTING AT HER FOR GETTING PISHED AT THE WEEKEND. WE ARE SO DISTRAUGHT THAT INSTEAD OF GOING OUT LOOKING FOR HER YOU WILL NOTICE THAT I WILL BE SITTING ON FACEBOOK COMMENTING ON EVERY FUCKING POST THANKING THEM FOR THEIR SUPPORT. I've seen about 4 of these in the past 6 months now. Found at their friends every time. Eh? Was that a real status? Can they not even nail their daughter's age down to a single year, or even a range of two years? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 10933847_10152582470652401_9133839097208079193_n.jpg Im raging!!!! This isn't even briten any more!!!!! Maybe he was in camouflage and they just didn't see him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 If this shows up https://fbcdn-video-e-a.akamaihd.net/hvideo-ak-xpa1/v/t42.1790-2/11171374_901412256548438_1962497120_n.mp4?oh=e48d13d1e7efd5cae04ba3dfc351edff&oe=55415CE1&__gda__=1430345274_ae9b40821d8e283fb8cacd48e3745ab6 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Im not on Fudbook but if I was and I saw this, Id be fucking raging. A mother who said her 11-year-old son had no friends and pleaded on Facebook for people to wish him happy birthday says he has received hundreds of cards from around the world. Molly-Mole Povey, from Newton Abbot, in Devon, was upset when her son Roman said he had no friends at school. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-32504036 The c**t's called Roman, of course any self respecting 11 year old would avoid him like the plague. Seriously though, why on earth would you want the fact that you've no pals broadcast to the world? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Im not on Fudbook but if I was and I saw this, Id be fucking raging. A mother who said her 11-year-old son had no friends and pleaded on Facebook for people to wish him happy birthday says he has received hundreds of cards from around the world. Molly-Mole Povey, from Newton Abbot, in Devon, was upset when her son Roman said he had no friends at school. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-32504036 No fucking wonder. Trying to shoot c***s on GTA 4 and having that p***k constantly harass me to go bowling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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