Adam Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Boy: Babe, So movie tonight?Girl: I can't. Boy: Oh okay baby, Can I pass by to see you? Girl: I'm sick though Boy: Oh, well i'ma take a movie to your house so we could watch it together while I take care of you. ... Girl: No its ok. Boy: Is something wrong? Girl: *no reply* Boy: *Goes to girlfriends house* and knocks.. Girl's Mom: Hey she's not home. She went out on a date, she told me y'all broke up weeks ago. Boy: hmm okay well thank you. Don't tell her I passed by. *Next Day* Girl: *Goes to boyfriends house* and knocks No response so she walks to his window and looked for him & saw him on the floor with a bullet in his head, and a letter next to him, she picked up the letter.. as she read "I didn't know what I did wrong, but I wanted to spend as much time with you as I could. I only had 2 months left to live. I found out I had Cancer 2 days ago, but I see your happy without me and I'm happy as long as your happy. Thats all that matters, I love you ♥ "LIKE" if you feel sorry for him ♥ This just popped up on my feed. Jesus fucking wept. Who writes this garbage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 [/size][/font] This just popped up on my feed. Jesus fucking wept. Who writes this garbage? "Boy finds out he has cancer, uses girl dumping him ages ago as an excuse" isn't as intriguing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 [/size][/font] This just popped up on my feed. Jesus fucking wept. Who writes this garbage? Poor guy GBNF xxxxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Poor guy GBNF xxxxx 27,194 like this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al B Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 Boy: Babe, So movie tonight?Girl: I can't. Boy: Oh okay baby, Can I pass by to see you? Girl: I'm sick though Boy: Oh, well i'ma take a movie to your house so we could watch it together while I take care of you. ... Girl: No its ok. Boy: Is something wrong? Girl: *no reply* Boy: *Goes to girlfriends house* and knocks.. Girl's Mom: Hey she's not home. She went out on a date, she told me y'all broke up weeks ago. Boy: hmm okay well thank you. Don't tell her I passed by. *Next Day* Girl: *Goes to boyfriends house* and knocks No response so she walks to his window and looked for him & saw him on the floor with a bullet in his head, and a letter next to him, she picked up the letter.. as she read "I didn't know what I did wrong, but I wanted to spend as much time with you as I could. I only had 2 months left to live. I found out I had Cancer 2 days ago, but I see your happy without me and I'm happy as long as your happy. Thats all that matters, I love you ♥ "LIKE" if you feel sorry for him ♥ Benny Harvey, RIP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Or rapologist for short. Denied. That would be someone who studies rape, rapping or raptors. Or rapier wit. Which I think I might be lacking here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 So God doesn't mind the girl 10 mins later raped and murdered? I take it the other girl wasn't white I suspect my mate's comment will have been along these lines but with a few profanities thrown in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I suspect my mate's comment will have been along these lines but with a few profanities thrown in. Snow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Classic Dumfries... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Classic Dumfries... The people from Dumfries bar one are just ripping the complete pish out the other roasters to be fair to them. "I'd rather shag a ham roll" is the best line i've ever come across. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 That is fucking gold. Ffs mhn can every c**t get there self tae fk and leave kelly ann alane mhn honestly all yous are a bunch of key board gangster yous sit there and tell ma sis tae go and get a was tbh she's wan ae the cleansed girls yh can get so there yh go get that wan round yh and a bet yous don't go in for a was coz yhs canny aford tae buy soap or shampoo and see tbh if yous don't actually get the hint to fk off and leave kelly ann and her bf alane am gonna kick peoples heads in and spill blood and even burries yhs oot the back because a have had enough of people thinkin they can speak and treat ma sis like dirt when she clearly isn't and ross don't let anyone speak tae ma sis like that because that's no ryt she's pregnant and she has got enough stress to handle atm Facebook convinces me that eugenics is a necessity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 That is absolutely ridiculous. The characters in it are quality. I think even jeremy Kyle would struggle there. One minute they are married. Literally a few hours later and they are single and the supposed husband to be is declaring his love for someone else. Genuinely feel sorry for the baby in that situation. HAd a gander on the girls page that wrote the status. In one of her other comments she writo the following Kellyanne Mclatchie: Here liam there just jelous coz I'm sexy and there minks lol xxx Kellyanne Mclatchie: Here liam there just jelous coz I'm sexy and there minks lol xxx Kellyanne Mclatchie: Here liam there just jelous coz I'm sexy and there minks lol xxx Kellyanne Mclatchie: Here liam there just jelous coz I'm sexy and there minks lol xxx Kellyanne Mclatchie: Here liam there just jelous coz I'm sexy and there minks lol xxx coz I'm sexy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coooombe Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 Classic Dumfries... Absolute classic, I love how the loving couple broke up half way through it as well, only for him to turn round and say he's found someone else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 That is absolutely ridiculous. The characters in it are quality. I think even jeremy Kyle would struggle there. One minute they are married. Literally a few hours later and they are single and the supposed husband to be is declaring his love for someone else. Genuinely feel sorry for the baby in that situation. HAd a gander on the girls page that wrote the status. In one of her other comments she writo the following Kellyanne Mclatchie: Here liam there just jelous coz I'm sexy and there minks lol xxx Kellyanne Mclatchie: Here liam there just jelous coz I'm sexy and there minks lol xxx Kellyanne Mclatchie: Here liam there just jelous coz I'm sexy and there minks lol xxx Kellyanne Mclatchie: Here liam there just jelous coz I'm sexy and there minks lol xxx Kellyanne Mclatchie: Here liam there just jelous coz I'm sexy and there minks lol xxx coz I'm sexy Wid. Nah, not really. She's fucking howlin'. Wouldn't touch her with any of your cocks, and you are all terrible degenerates 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Wid. Nah, not really. She's fucking howlin'. Wouldn't touch her with any of your cocks, and you are all terrible degenerates I am not going to lie. I have shagged some absolute howlers over the years. However, i would give serious consideration before going near that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Heh. Some people might disagree...the pics had 4 downloads already from people wanting to get a closer look at her pulchritude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Some entertaining seethe on HMV's facebook page from people who bought vouchers, seemingly missing the point that HMV staff are powerless to do anything about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 She looks like the girl from The Ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CooCoothenoo Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 "Right.... I'm watching Edward scissor hands (man with the scissors for hands) with jonny depp In it. I was convinced this was the film when jonny depp and that woman from Harry potter pretend to shave people's beards then chop them up and serve them as burgers!! What is that film called coz I was expecting that hahaha so confused" Good grief woman. I like the way she felt it necessary to explain that Edward Scissorhands is a man with scissors for hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coooombe Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 There's some serious Jolene hate doing the rounds just now. There was a "Kinda wish Saville had hung around a little longer now" type of comment, which drew some very contrasting responses and has since been removed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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