Todd_is_God Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 "Right.... I'm watching Edward scissor hands (man with the scissors for hands) with jonny depp In it. I was convinced this was the film when jonny depp and that woman from Harry potter pretend to shave people's beards then chop them up and serve them as burgers!! What is that film called coz I was expecting that hahaha so confused" Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 HMV facebook page is pretty funny with now, so many people seething 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 HMV facebook page is pretty funny with now, so many people seething Got involved in a trollfest last night with some idiot who was telling people to walk in and steal stuff, because if you had a gift voucher the police can't do you for theft. After about 200 comments she gave up and deleted the whole thing. Great entertainment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 There's some serious Jolene hate doing the rounds just now. There was a "Kinda wish Saville had hung around a little longer now" type of comment, which drew some very contrasting responses and has since been removed. Best comment I've read is: "There was no such thing as a giraffe until Jolene Doherty uppercutted a horse" I'd never heard that before :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Oh good, females are posting one-word statuses, containing only the name of a fruit. I wonder what worthy cause this is raising awareness of. I've not seen or heard about this one. I always tell people and what they are though, so I've perhaps been banned from the at sisterhood. Shame that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 ^^^^^banana. even funnier 'cos of your signature right underneath 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 ^^^^^banana. Cucumber. You were close though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al B Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 "Right.... I'm watching Edward scissor hands (man with the scissors for hands) with jonny depp In it. I was convinced this was the film when jonny depp and that woman from Harry potter pretend to shave people's beards then chop them up and serve them as burgers!! What is that film called coz I was expecting that hahaha so confused" Good grief woman. I like the way she felt it necessary to explain that Edward Scissorhands is a man with scissors for hands. It's called Tesco 2: Every Little Helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 (edited) Girl who i used to go to school with, has never had a job. spends all day moaning about everything possible, this despite contributing nothing to society Examples Do that wee lassie that punched n bullied that boy cos he has autism tell u one thing if it was my son or step daughter I would be in jall i would go round to her house n fucking deal with her and her mum cos you have autism and glasses dont make a difference she needs a taste of her own medicine man makes me think of my two they have autism and there is sick kids out there thst there families bring them up if yr different its ok to hit and bully no fucking way Katie is driving me mad thats 3 storys ive read to her and she still wont go to sleep grrrr she been up since 6 Lawyers at 4 there is no way am letting kids dad anywhere near my kids ever again he wants to take me to court fine but him n that thing he with won't see my kids again Also, she take her kids to McDonald's every other day, and calls them "bears" Edited January 16, 2013 by Enrico Annoni 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 One of those extremely annoying, self-congratulatory Facebookers: Just made myself a plan for the next week in an attempt to actually get stuff done. I have about 10mins free between now and next Wednesday. First reply: And you used five of those minutes to update your facebook. Bravo Telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Girl who i used to go to school with, has never had a job. spends all day moaning about everything possible, this despite contributing nothing to society Example [/size] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 It's two of my best mates Birthday's today. I don't post on peoples walls if it's their Birthday anyway, but this annoyed me even more than everyone pretending to actually care that you're a day older when otherwise I doubt they'd really care. One is younger than the other by about two hours, so he posted on the older ones wall "Happy Birthday mate, don't feel obliged to wait two hours to reply..." That's quite funny and not really annoying. So the older guy has commented on it but then still went and posted a Happy Birthday message on the younger ones wall. Needless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Took the measure of blocking any posts from young mothers on facebook. No more baby pictures. No more statuses of beaming proud. No more 40 something grandparents trying to edge in on the act with there "OMG SO CUTE WOT R THEY LIKE x x x". My facebook is no longer filled with fedious shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I've not seen or heard about this one. I always tell people and what they are though, so I've perhaps been banned from the at sisterhood. Shame that. I got a email about it last week, I read the first line and binned it. So I'll be next on the sisterhood ban list! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) We are playing a game. Someone proposed that we GIRLS do something special on to help with Breast Cancer Awareness. Its easy, and Id like you to join us to help it spread. Last year it was about writing the color of the bra that your were wearing in your status and it left men wondering for days why the girls had random colors as their status. This year it has to do with your relationship status. You will state where you are, by posting one of the codes below. Remember - don't reply to this message just type your 1 word response in your status box on your profile. Then cut and paste this whole message into a new message and send it along to your female friends.... Blueberry: Im single Pineapple its complicated Raspberry: Im a touch and go woman Apple: Engaged Cherry: In a relationship Banana: Im married Avocado: Im the "other one" Strawberry: Cant find the right one Lemon: Wish i was single Grape: wants to get married..... So Mozzamozza was right! Edited January 17, 2013 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I hate those stupid wee games. I'd really like to know who makes those things up, and why they genuinely seem to believe that posting stupid words in their status box will actually make a blind bitof difference. It's another in the long line of those 'look how much I care because I appear to be doing something about bad things' type things. On the Facebook scale of evil, it's above "OMG, sooo pissed off liek!!!!!!" but below the share/like/ignore if.... posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I agree completely. I mean, who the f**k hasn't heard of breast cancer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I agree completely. I mean, who the f**k hasn't heard of breast cancer? Even if someone hadn't, how does that horseshit raise awareness of it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtieforlife Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 If anything it's hiding it, they should be ashamed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Blueberry: Im single Pineapple its complicated Raspberry: Im a touch and go woman Apple: Engaged Cherry: In a relationship Banana: Im married Avocado: Im the "other one" Strawberry: Cant find the right one Lemon: Wish i was single Grape: wants to get married..... Cucumber: recently became a nun. Anyway, there's a nedette on mine who is usually good for a point and laugh. My favourite was: "LOL, Larrys goat drunk on wine and jumped out ma bedroom windy. Hes in crosshouse wi a broken pelvis. HAHAHAHAHA" Larry is her boyfriend. The scary thing is it's actually true, about three days later she posted pictures of his cast, with a few more casual 'LOLZ' dropped in to lighten the mood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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