Shandon Par Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 7 hours ago, ajwffc said: Eggs are bad be aware 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 How old is that shit about the eggs and windscreens now? It must have been on the go for at least a few years now. I think that anyone who posts it should be removed from the gene pool (unless they're tall and Scottish). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Foghorn Leghorn didn't die for this. I say, Forghorn Leghorn didn't die for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ka202 Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 53 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: How old is that shit about the eggs and windscreens now? It must have been on the go for at least a few years now. I think that anyone who posts it should be removed from the gene pool (unless they're tall and Scottish). That's what I was thinking. I remember being told a version of this story about 15 years ago when I was at work, before any form social media was popular. I also remember the one about a piece of paper on the rear windscreen, if you stop the car to get out to check the paper someone would nick your car. Both of them absolute bullshit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It's like Alex Smith. It keeps making an appearance every 5 years or so. You saying Alex Smith has been chucking the eggs? Dirty old Falkirk b*****d. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You saying Alex Smith has been chucking the eggs? Dirty old two-eyed Falkirk b*****d. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: FTFY Haha! Falkirk v Pars threads never end well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Lets not put too much effort into changing it though please. The new face of Falkirk/Dunfermline (Funkirk?) tolerance week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Be egg'ware and share for doritos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 There's a Facebook page called Old Falkirk In Pictures. Harmless enough, does exactly what it says more or less, although every so often we get people blaming the council for the fact no-one wants to shop in our dive of a town centre anymore. Anyway, I digress. There's a lass in there who fancies herself as a poet. And every so often she posts absolutely shite poems that she's written. Here's today's effort: I felt so stupid How could it be That night I lost The ring given to me. We searched everywhere But it could not be found Anywhere in the centre On the ground. Had told my workmates Earlier that day too Was so excited Didn’t know what to do. Next day I was asked ‘ well show us the ring’ I was worried the reaction It would bring. The tears would not stop When I said it was gone And told them all What I had done. When it was all demolished For the new Callendar Square It just made the hurt worse More than I could bare. The eternity ring So lovingly given Ground into the dust By the vehicles driven. Somewhere in there Was my ring that I lost No one would know The emotional cost. Of losing it quickly That fateful sad night Buried away And out of sight. Now as I read On the Falkirk site Another development Of this saga tonight. To be auctioned off Let’s hope this works out For the people of Falkirk To at least have some clout. To make it stand tall And benefit the community To bring back a feeling Of total unity. Of shoppers and businesses Bring shops back in line Keep eveyone happy That’ll suit us just fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Not as good as this oneA wee bit belated after the announcement of Liz Dawns death but RIP Liz (Vera Duckworth).Jack and Vera.Our Vera's goneTo join her JackOn reaching heavenShe will not lack.The guts to askWhere should she goHeaven or hellBut as you know.It's really a given She shouldn't need to askIt's not so difficult A task.To work outCause her Jack is thereAllready waiting For her where.She'll make her presence Felt so muchAll heavenly protocol Kicked into touch.Hell hath no fury Like Vera's rageBut space is limited On this page.So as a good soap story goesWe'll keep you in suspense Relations up in heavenWill no doubt be so tense.But knowing Jack and VeraLove always wins no doubtThat and a heftyKeep in line, clout.Around Jacks earsHe knows his placeWill take it allWith wit and grace.So farewell JackFarewell Vera tooKeep them entertained Up in heaven as you do.We'll miss you both so very much Keep watch above us thereForever in our thoughts you's areA lovely pair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Aw I loved that one as well! Someone asked her what it was to do with Old Falkirk in Pictures and some daft old boot said it was fine because she was old, lived in Falkirk, and loved it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 I also liked this one, which is about a local ATM being closed: Never thought I'd miss youEvery single dayI really wish they'd neverTaken you away.To me you were a lifeline A service I did needAnd every time I used youMy wallet you would feed.You really was a trusty friend Just there for me to turn toWhen I needed money You'd slide it, as you do.Now I have to travelFar along the roadTo find another just like youIn a different abode.You used to drive me crazy At times I could not seeWhen sun was shining brightly Reflecting back on me.I'd have to bend my head in And squint my eyes real tightTo see what you were sayingI must have looked a sight.But still you were there for meAnd now I do so missYou being round that corner I really, truly wish.They'd bring you back, put you in placeSo I can see you thereAnd use you like I always didThis commodity so rare.So someone reinstate itMy handy ATMA useful contribution The creme de la creme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Aw I loved that one as well! Someone asked her what it was to do with Old Falkirk in Pictures and some daft old boot said it was fine because she was old, lived in Falkirk, and loved it. Makes a change to the council getting blamed for everything bad happening in Falkirk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 I've read all of those and I feel quite ill, Falkirk deserves all the misery it gets if she's representative of its citizens 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 I've read all of those and I feel quite ill, Falkirk deserves all the misery it gets if she's representative of its citizens She is from the award winning town of Denny so needs some way to pass the time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 I've read all of those and I feel quite ill, Falkirk deserves all the misery it gets if she's representative of its citizens I started them and then got bored. Special needs poetry is not my thing. I hate Falkirk. f**k Falkirk and these whiny, shit poetry cuntbags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Doesnt even rhyme, best have another try, and if I ever see you, i'll boot you in the pie. Thanks. I'm no good at poetry. However I do recall one from an earlier time in life about someone's dad. Bit homophobic but what can you do. It was a different time (catch-all excuse for bigots) and I am not the author.Miles Muir, Miles MuirBorn a virgin, died a hoorHe lived his life down the docksAnd died the death of a thousand CocksThough he's gone he's not forgottenSmell his hole it's fucking rotten 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Another pal likes to change the words to songs in amongst giving me general abuse. Here is his latest effort.Who do you think you will kidnap Mr Fritzl, when you get your basement done. Will it be girls who like the look of pearls or will it be boys who are scared to make much noise. (dads army tune).There was a George Michael theme for a bit. But now it's went full Fritzl and a bit worrying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 9 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I've read all of those and I feel quite ill, Falkirk deserves all the misery it gets if she's representative of its citizens I can't really argue with that TBH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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