Sweaty Morph Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Too late, the big Asdas is shut. 24 hours in Kirkcaldy fyi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 35 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Too late, the big Asdas is shut. MODS, PLEASE. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 I nearly got stuck in the one-way system of the Halbeath Asda today. Fortunately I managed to get out eventually without having to enlist the help of Facebook. Wasnt in for carrots, but Rolo is the current special ice cream sundae in the in-store McDonalds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Sarto Mutiny said: I heard it also stimulates a part of the brain known as Shatner's Bassoon. Be aware One poor girl puked up her own pelvis bone. It's a fucking disgrace. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 I genuinely believe my brain is wired differently from many other people. To me, showing respect for our war heroes means not voting for warmongers like Bush, Blair and Trump. It means protesting when those fuckers send troops to fight wars for their own personal gain. It means remembering the war dead before sending another batch to the slaughter, not after. But meaningless shit like this? What the f**k has it got to do with respect for war heroes? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 On 07/10/2017 at 20:12, ICTChris said: Absolute diamond of a guy Boys will be boys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Richey Edwards Posted October 9, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2017 If I went into a toilet and saw that, I'd shite in the sink. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 If you shite in the sink Don't be a mink Clean it up please You fucking tink 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 There's a sign in the work bogs that says: If you do a poo Please clean the loo Thank you. Put up by the cleaners. There's used to be one at my work asking people to stop shitting in the sink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 29 minutes ago, mizfit said: There's used to be one at my work asking people to stop shitting in the sink. where do you work?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 where do you work?! A #perthshire office 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Just now, mizfit said: A #perthshire office I'd expect that sort of behaviour on a building site not in an office! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Eggs are bad be aware 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: There's a sign in the work bogs that says: If you do a poo Please clean the loo Thank you. Put up by the cleaners. Ballsy. They'll be asking you to hoover up after you've used the floor next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Eggs are bad be aware I hope you replied "most important don't be an utter thundercunt and forward this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 3 hours ago, ajwffc said: Eggs are bad be aware I'm impressed at the precision to one decimal place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 9 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: There's a sign in the work bogs that says: If you do a poo Please clean the loo Thank you. Put up by the cleaners. Was good until that line. Isn't even close to rhyming. 6/10 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Eggs are bad be aware Why do police exclusively rely on these absolute bangers to do their press releases?I can't remember whether it's my dog or my kid that'll be stolen if I don't look out for chalk marks on my driveway. But then again, I don't have a dog...or really a driveway come to think of it...I do like to stay a wear though.Shared Anniesland xx 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 7 hours ago, ajwffc said: Eggs are bad be aware 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 How old is that shit about the eggs and windscreens now? It must have been on the go for at least a few years now. I think that anyone who posts it should be removed from the gene pool (unless they're tall and Scottish). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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