Richey Edwards Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Have you actually? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Just kill everyone in the local area. No crime then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Tell them I'm coming to mark their homes with chalk so the death squads know who to kill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 The death squad are under strict instructions to shoot all dogs, weans, women and men in the marked buildings. In that order. Tell them its happening tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Don't forget cable ties on the fence 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 The death squad are under strict instructions to shoot all dogs, weans, women and men in the marked buildings. In that order. Tell them its happening tonight. ^^^ Cat Lover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 2 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: ^^^ Cat Lover Cats don't bark and wake the full neighbourhood up when you spray their owners with a submachine gun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 6 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: The death squad are under strict instructions to shoot all dogs, weans, women and men in the marked buildings. In that order. Tell them its happening tonight. There's no dogs left, Romanians have them all in vans now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Just kill everyone in the local area. No crime then. That's overkill. Best just to catch and kill the criminals. Don't waste time with the courts or prisons, they are a dead loss. Let the police - or even better, the local militia - decide who deserves to be shot. Save the animals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 14 hours ago, kilbowie2002 said: A couple of doors have been tried round my bit, i mentioned there is a community facebook page. Well the latest call is for residents to pay for private security patrols, because thats apparently a rational response to two incidents. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 On 10/10/2017 at 23:14, Gaz said: There's a Facebook page called Old Falkirk In Pictures. Harmless enough, does exactly what it says more or less, although every so often we get people blaming the council for the fact no-one wants to shop in our dive of a town centre anymore. Anyway, I digress. There's a lass in there who fancies herself as a poet. And every so often she posts absolutely shite poems that she's written. Here's today's effort: I felt so stupid How could it be That night I lost The ring given to me. We searched everywhere But it could not be found Anywhere in the centre On the ground. Had told my workmates Earlier that day too Was so excited Didn’t know what to do. Next day I was asked ‘ well show us the ring’ I was worried the reaction It would bring. The tears would not stop When I said it was gone And told them all What I had done. When it was all demolished For the new Callendar Square It just made the hurt worse More than I could bare. The eternity ring So lovingly given Ground into the dust By the vehicles driven. Somewhere in there Was my ring that I lost No one would know The emotional cost. Of losing it quickly That fateful sad night Buried away And out of sight. Now as I read On the Falkirk site Another development Of this saga tonight. To be auctioned off Let’s hope this works out For the people of Falkirk To at least have some clout. To make it stand tall And benefit the community To bring back a feeling Of total unity. Of shoppers and businesses Bring shops back in line Keep eveyone happy That’ll suit us just fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Saw this shared by a 32 year old man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 (edited) On 10/10/2017 at 23:14, Gaz said: There's a Facebook page called Old Falkirk In Pictures. Harmless enough, does exactly what it says more or less, although every so often we get people blaming the council for the fact no-one wants to shop in our dive of a town centre anymore. Anyway, I digress. There's a lass in there who fancies herself as a poet. And every so often she posts absolutely shite poems that she's written. Here's today's effort: I felt so stupid How could it be That night I lost The ring given to me. We searched everywhere But it could not be found Anywhere in the centre On the ground. Had told my workmates Earlier that day too Was so excited Didn’t know what to do. Next day I was asked ‘ well show us the ring’ I was worried the reaction It would bring. The tears would not stop When I said it was gone And told them all What I had done. When it was all demolished For the new Callendar Square It just made the hurt worse More than I could bare. The eternity ring So lovingly given Ground into the dust By the vehicles driven. Somewhere in there Was my ring that I lost No one would know The emotional cost. Of losing it quickly That fateful sad night Buried away And out of sight. Now as I read On the Falkirk site Another development Of this saga tonight. To be auctioned off Let’s hope this works out For the people of Falkirk To at least have some clout. To make it stand tall And benefit the community To bring back a feeling Of total unity. Of shoppers and businesses Bring shops back in line Keep eveyone happy That’ll suit us just fine. People who enjoyed this may also like http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/ Edited October 13, 2017 by topcat(The most tip top) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 2 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: People who enjoyed this may also like http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/ People who enjoy this should be put on a train, The train driven to the middle of the Tay Bridge, And it blown up on the last Sabbath day of 2017 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 From a news article about odd shaped clouds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 From a news article about odd shaped clouds Or maybe "naturally" slightly higher ocean temperatures have led to more tropical wave formation, which, allied to upper atmosphere wind shear conditions being favourable have lead to more cyclones forming. It's called meteorology you tinfoil hat wearing fuckwits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 42 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Or maybe "naturally" slightly higher ocean temperatures have led to more tropical wave formation, which, allied to upper atmosphere wind shear conditions being favourable have lead to more cyclones forming. It's called meteorology you tinfoil hat wearing fuckwits. You must have missed the bit that said "SCIENTIST:". It's clearly legit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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