Hedgecutter Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 Just outside of Dufftown: Not seen the Glen Donkey story yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waal Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 Why was Auchindoun? 'Cause Maggieknockater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 On 24/04/2022 at 18:27, Hedgecutter said: Just outside of Dufftown: Not seen the Glen Donkey story yet. Dr Evil's rocket if you ask me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 On 24/04/2022 at 18:27, Hedgecutter said: Just outside of Dufftown: Not seen the Glen Donkey story yet. Happened to see Tipping Point today (aye, ah ken) and a question was (paraphrasing) : What is the ingredient that goes with potatoes to produce the dish "neeps and tatties" ?? One contestant answered "parsnips" and the other was a clueless guy who had nae idea. The official programme answer was "swedes". I envisaged auld Kincy cheering on the non-nat and true britishness answer and will be on here next weekend after a bucketload of juniper juice to shove this (and his usual "tartan gonk" gatling gun spray) right up the "jockos". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 Happened to see Tipping Point today (aye, ah ken) and a question was (paraphrasing) : What is the ingredient that goes with potatoes to produce the dish "neeps and tatties" ?? One contestant answered "parsnips" and the other was a clueless guy who had nae idea. The official programme answer was "swedes". [emoji2357][emoji2357] I envisaged auld Kincy cheering on the non-nat and true britishness answer and will be on here next weekend after a bucketload of juniper juice to shove this (and his usual "tartan gonk" gatling gun spray) right up the "jockos". Isn't the correct answer "neeps"? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Loonytoons said: Isn't the correct answer "neeps"? You're close, you turnip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 On 24/04/2022 at 18:27, Hedgecutter said: Just outside of Dufftown: Not seen the Glen Donkey story yet. I used to stay out that way and see all sorts of military jets. One was some kind of stealth jet that was as fast as a usual jet but completely silent, it was so low too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 Got a text earlier from a pal. It was just a random line from The Shining. He had no idea I was/am working alone in an empty hotel today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Got a text earlier from a pal. It was just a random line from The Shining. He had no idea I was/am working alone in an empty hotel today. Best goddamned bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine, or Portland, Oregon, for that matter. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 15 minutes ago, Venti said: Best goddamned bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine, or Portland, Oregon, for that matter. I’ve taken the precautions of knobbling the radio and the snow mobile in case anyone tries to interrupt my work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I’ve taken the precautions of knobbling the radio and the snow mobile in case anyone tries to interrupt my work. I'd avoid Room 237 just to be on the safe side. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Got a text earlier from a pal. It was just a random line from The Shining. He had no idea I was/am working alone in an empty hotel today. Do you reply, “whether you hear me typing or whether you DON’t hear me typing, or whatever the f**k you hear me doing in here, when I am in here, that means that I am WORKING”? Disappointed if not. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 This paranormal database entry gave me a laugh: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 (edited) 8 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: This paranormal database entry gave me a laugh: Long time ago, I was on some meds that caused me to hallucinate shit like that. Odd to think that, if I'd written it all down, people could've been reading about my paranormal visions a few hundred years from now. Edited May 31, 2022 by BFTD TENSE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 Long time ago, I was on some meds that caused me to hallucinate shit like that.Got any left? Asking for a friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 Just now, DiegoDiego said: Got any left? Asking for a friend. They're easy enough to find: fluoxetine. Not a common side effect, I'm told, but my printer stopped waving to me when I came off them, and that's about all you can ask for out of life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, BFTD said: They're easy enough to find: fluoxetine. Not a common side effect, I'm told, but my printer stopped waving to me when I came off them, and that's about all you can ask for out of life. Most of us are gonna need some of this (or stronger), just to get through the 'long weekend'.. Edited May 31, 2022 by broon-loon Poor feckin keybord skills 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 hour ago, broon-loon said: Most of us are gonna need some of this (or stronger), just to get through the 'long weekend'.. There's a computer game called We Happy Few, which features a drug that causes everyone to hallucinate that life is spiffy and everything isn't falling apart. The hallucination it gives everyone looks remarkable like these jubilee celebrations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 9 minutes ago, BFTD said: There's a computer game called We Happy Few, which features a drug that causes everyone to hallucinate that life is spiffy and everything isn't falling apart. The hallucination it gives everyone looks remarkable like these jubilee celebrations. I'll stick with Beer and maybe a Malt or two. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 The horrifying death of James Prout 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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