Macshimmy Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 (edited) Walter's out/was never in and the EPL links are sketchy... ... actually they just made the whole damn bid up didnt they? The Rangers ownership saga took yet another twist today as information came to light that Craig Whyte has agreed a deal in principle to sell his 85% holding in the club to an as yet unknown consortium based in London. However, it is understood that, contrary to media reports, neither Walter Smith nor Graeme Souness have any links to this party. There has been speculation that the consortium has links with the English Premier League, but it is unclear how strong these ties are. http://www.rangersme...oard&Itemid=531 Edited after peering through smoke and mirrors. Edited May 10, 2012 by Macshimmy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sting777 Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 This is just complete parody now. How many times have Brian Kennedy and his cronies been, then subsequently not been in position to take over/launch a bid for Rangers? I'm half expecting Jeremy Beadle to appear any minute, badly disguised as a Sheikh or something pretending he's launching a bid. Yeah, lets start a campaign to bring back the fake sheikh from the NOTW....that would be hilarious! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friedrich Engels Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 a pie and bovril consortium for rangers, no thanks i will however be setting up a club of my own just up the road. it is a reaction to the negativity and persecution that exists in pie and bovril to the likes of me. and my club will help the poor of pie and bovril so long as they are the right type. i think we will be in the market for a club to be our deadly enemy,well publicly anyway but behind the scenes we can conspire to dominate the game up here. how you ask? well its easy we exploit the prejudices that exist in Scotland, we divide the great unwashed down the middle. those who like Pepsi and those who like Coke could work, two soft drink that are similar but we market the difference. by peddling soft drinks as the source of our main difference to a bunch of fuckwits that really should know better we can make a fortune, these idiots will hoover up anything to do with our clubs, the majority of these fans will be from the lowest sections of society and lack the ability to even question what we are doing. but we can shaft them at every turn. i can't think of any plan that would be better and i'm surprised it's never been done before, so what you think Pie and Bovril consortium fancy my club and your new one ruining Scottish society with this ingenious plan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby_F Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Gies the fcukin announcement ye fannies, ah've no eaten since breakfast. Hmmm. Here's Dave Lee Roth as one of the Fabulous Picasso Brothers in 1986. Could he be one of the mystery bidders? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Just being reported on Sky Sports News: When asked to explain what a 'quantum' was, David Whitehouse from administrators Duff & Phelps explained "It was a word we started to use instead of 'deadline'. We realised that we had overused 'deadline' and people were beginning to get suspicious. So we decided upon 'quantum'. If the whole thing is not settled soon we will need to find another new word. We haven't finally decided on one yet but 'f**k-up' is looking to be a preferred bidder. We should know by lunchtime tomorrow." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBadSaint Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Unless a real rabbit is pulled from the hat tomorrow I can't see them lasting all that much longer, I doubt D&P could pull a hair out their arse never mind a rabbit out a hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quitongo's Left Peg Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Someone should create a thread where they update every days goings on, so I don't have to trawl through hunners of pages of guff to find out if they've died yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CambieBud Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 hahahahaha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBadSaint Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 THAT'S THURSDAY LUNCHTIME ABSOLUTELY COME AND GONE ! JESUS IT’S DAM NEAR TEA TIME ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivo den Bieman Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Liam McLeod @BBCLiamMcLeodFormer #Rangers captain and current #Inverness boss Terry Butcher says it would be a "disaster" if his old team were not in SPL next season 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killingfloorman Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Hmmm. Here's Dave Lee Roth as one of the Fabulous Picasso Brothers in 1986. Could he be one of the mystery bidders? In that case, rapeepul had better learn to jump rather than bounce. sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted May 10, 2012 Author Share Posted May 10, 2012 YO! SUCKERS! THAT'S THURSDAY LUNCHTIME COME AND GONE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 To be fair, I woke up at three and am having a light lunch right now. Salmon finger sandwiches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonedsailor Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Alright Div, the game's up, which one are you Duff or Phelps, all these frakkin deadlines just to keep us posting and keep the lurkers hitting refresh your advertising revenue must be through the roof now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 (edited) I'm going to be an alcoholic by the time they die, with amount of drink I have cracked open, excepting the death rattle disco lights. Edit - grammer Edited May 10, 2012 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelegendthatis Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 I demand to be Finance Director. Where shall I wire my 50p to so I can undertake due diligence? First proposal will be a reinstatement of the finance director's shredder and a life-size effigy of Chick Young, fashioned from the skin of Cambodian peasants and balsa wood to be placed in my office overlooking the casino. The shredder is sitting in David Murray's office in Edinburgh. It is like most signings Rangers have made over the last few years, makes lots of noise, works very slowly, is well knackered and past its sell by date. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby_F Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Just being reported on Sky Sports News: When asked to explain what a 'quantum' was, David Whitehouse from administrators Duff & Phelps explained "It was a word we started to use instead of 'deadline'. We realised that we had overused 'deadline' and people were beginning to get suspicious. So we decided upon 'quantum'. If the whole thing is not settled soon we will need to find another new word. We haven't finally decided on one yet but 'f**k-up' is looking to be a preferred bidder. We should know by lunchtime tomorrow." Laughed out loud! Excellent! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray_of_licht Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 (edited) From the comments section on an RM article.... rumours going about all day that Gordon Ramsay is part of a ''group'' but only as financial backer. *facepalm* So we've gone from Watty to Souness and at the bottom of the "Rangers Legends We Can Link To This" barrel we have a chef who was a trialist in a testimonial game and is now having a hard time keeping all his restaurants open. Edited May 10, 2012 by ray_of_licht 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hipster Dufus Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Liam McLeod @BBCLiamMcLeod<br style="color: rgb(28, 40, 55); font-family: verdana, tahoma, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 18px; background-color: rgb(252, 252, 252); ">Former #Rangers captain and current #Inverness boss Terry Butcher says it would be a "disaster" if his old team were not in SPL next season No, Terry. A "disaster" is when you are owed money by a large football Club and have to find the shortfall elsewhere since you have your own bills to pay. It is also a disaster when local authorities are not able to provide the services needed because said Club didn't hand over their taxes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismcarab Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 From the comments section on an RM article.... *facepalm* So we've gone from Watty to Souness and at the bottom of the "Rangers Legends We Can Link To This" barrel we have a chef who was a trialist in a testimonial game and is now having a hard time keeping all his restaurants open. I wonder if Gordon will prepare the succulent f**cking lamb and f**king ice cream and jelly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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