Lofarl Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Was being stalked by not 1 but fucking 3 of the flying Gremlins from Germlins 2. Was hiding in some giant skyscraper but they kept on seeing me from the windows. One of the buggers smashed the window and I battered the shit out it and the other 2 flew away. True story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Had a dream last night a flying purple car was outside my house ready to take me to be on Big Brother. When I realised it was outside I was desperately regretting applying to go on it. The car got lost somewhere along the banks of the Clyde or it got stuck in some heavy grass. I woke up at this point. After going back to sleep I was in Turkey and in a city doing some shopping. Turkey ended up very closely resembling Sauchiehall Street and the St. Enoch Centre but it was definitely Turkey. Some sort of religious-based civil war seemed to be breaking out and there were mobs of men in black robes and white robes charging down the streets as I was trying to run up hills and climb fences to get away from them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Had a dream last night a flying purple car was outside my house ready to take me to be on Big Brother. When I realised it was outside I was desperately regretting applying to go on it. The car got lost somewhere along the banks of the Clyde or it got stuck in some heavy grass. I woke up at this point. After going back to sleep I was in Turkey and in a city doing some shopping. Turkey ended up very closely resembling Sauchiehall Street and the St. Enoch Centre but it was definitely Turkey. Some sort of religious-based civil war seemed to be breaking out and there were mobs of men in black robes and white robes charging down the streets as I was trying to run up hills and climb fences to get away from them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 On 06/07/2022 at 10:29, Stellaboz said: The other night I basically bumped off an orphan looking for a home by lying to him saying I already had a Ukrainian family of refugees staying with me. Last night I dreamt that Andy Tod scored the winner for us against Sevco in what was essentially a public park with a last minute header. I ran along the touchline in flipflops to bump in amongst the players and by the time I got there, Andy was lying on the ground laughing as he broke his arm during the goal. Anyone else have the "big football match taking place in a public park" dream? I've had a few where something like the World Cup Final was taking place in front of three men and a dug on a municipal park. Wonder what it's supposed to signify. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Last night. For some reason the only way to solve the energy crisis was to remake, shot for shot, the first four Mission Impossible movies. Strangely I was in the first two in a prominent role, so was being called to go and get it done. Despite starring in two big movies, I was still skint. I was looking forward to meeting the cast again, which for some reason included Kevin McKidd, as well as wee Tom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: which for some reason included Kevin McKidd Had he perhaps stepped in for Dougray Scott, who was starring in a remake of Xmen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: Had he perhaps stepped in for Dougray Scott, who was starring in a remake of Xmen? It can't be ruled out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, DA Baracus said: It can't be ruled out. Pleased for him after he missed out first time round 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, Mark Connolly said: Pleased for him after he missed out first time round He was robbed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Had a dream last night I had a dream I had absolutely catastrophic diarrhoea. Just a constant stream of liquid squirting out and going straight up my back. I came on here to post about it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Dreamt that I got a new job where@LongTimeLurker was my boss. I quit after one day because I got a better job somewhere else. Felt a bit bad about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 Had a really vivid dream last night that I died in a plane crash, I remember turning to an air steward and she said this is it and everything went black. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 DJing on a bus traveling through the middle of Dunfermline. Everyone was getting annoyed with the songs jumping when suddenly stopping at every set of traffic lights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 I had a strange dream the other night where Scotland international Lizzie Arnot was harassing me to go on a date with her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 On 23/09/2022 at 12:14, Craig fae the Vale said: I had a strange dream the other night where Scotland international Lizzie Arnot was harassing me to go on a date with her. Disturbing but she's a nice lass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 Last night was a festival of urine-themed dreams. Dream I am peeing in a well. Wake up and dash to the bog. Dream I am peeing on a dog (right over it's back whilst it gave me a sad look). Wake up and dash to the bog. 4 times during the night, and I hadn't been on the beer. From now on, no more drinking tea after 9pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 I remembered six of my dreams last night.In one of them Scotland were playing RoI in the Euro final. Into extra time at 2-2. Paul Hanlon scores in the 118th minute only to get a straight red for "excessive celebration". VAR rules the Scotland goal out, Ireland go up the other end and win it at the death. Shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 I woke up the other morning and went downstairs to find Mrs C in a slightly excitable state. "You've got to see this. Timpsons have trained an octopus to repair shoes. It sits up on a wee stool at the counter and can repair three shoes at once. One tentacle to hold the shoes and one to hammer a sole on it." "That is clever", I thought. "That leaves a couple of tentacles free to pick its nose or scratch its arse." "I've recorded it for you." She said, while fast forwarding on Sky. Sure enough, Naga Munchetty started to introduce the piece by saying that it was an incredible phenomenon that had the country talking. Just as I was about to experience the best moment of my life, I suddenly woke up because she (Mrs C, not Naga) was clattering about the bedroom seemingly making as much noise as possible. I just lay there quietly seething because I never got to see this spectacle or find out if it could also cut keys. There's a bit of me still pissed off about it days later. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 1, 2022 Share Posted October 1, 2022 2 hours ago, Curmudgeon said: I woke up the other morning and went downstairs to find Mrs C in a slightly excitable state. "You've got to see this. Timpsons have trained an octopus to repair shoes. It sits up on a wee stool at the counter and can repair three shoes at once. One tentacle to hold the shoes and one to hammer a sole on it." "That is clever", I thought. "That leaves a couple of tentacles free to pick its nose or scratch its arse." "I've recorded it for you." She said, while fast forwarding on Sky. Sure enough, Naga Munchetty started to introduce the piece by saying that it was an incredible phenomenon that had the country talking. Just as I was about to experience the best moment of my life, I suddenly woke up because she (Mrs C, not Naga) was clattering about the bedroom seemingly making as much noise as possible. I just lay there quietly seething because I never got to see this spectacle or find out if it could also cut keys. There's a bit of me still pissed off about it days later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Dreamt that Britain had been wiped out by nuclear weapons and I was moaning like f**k saying "I bet they cancel the football because of this". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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