Miguel Sanchez Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I had a dream on Sunday night that I was watching Barcelona play Gibraltar in the Champions League. Gibraltar had David Marshall in goals. It went to penalties, mostly because the goals were about two feet wide. The fucking post (or specifically, one solitary co-op leaflet) woke me up before the shootout started. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) A quick bit of background; It always irritates me when folk talk about a football match and say something like "It should have been 3 but they missed those chances". This is nonsense of course and shows a basic failure to understand the flow of reality. They seem to think that reality is linear and that the game would have went in the exact same manner with the same chances, in exactly the same way, had they scored them. This is ludicrous as first of all the opposing team would have kicked off from centre, thus utterly changing the flow of how the game went. The opposing team could have scored themselves, or the team who won could have done so with no further goals or it could have been a draw. There is no real way to know unless you were able to catalogue infinite parrallel universes. Chaos theory tells us that even the slightest thing can change what happens, so to say the game would have went exactly the same despite an amount of things changing you couldn't even calculate is nonsense. So anyway, in my dream I met Dr Ian Malcolm, the mathematician from Jurassic Park (and it was Jeff Goldblum in the dream but in the dream he was only Dr Ian Malcolm), and discussed this with him, and pleased that he confirmed I was correct. Edited March 31, 2015 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Early this morning...... I was driving normally, then somehow ended up in a blizzard and got stuck just below the top of the hill that would somehow see me to safety. got out, slowly and with difficulty worked my way up the last few feet sinking about 2ft into the snow with each step, but dragging my car behind me (!) (And clearly my current car). Pulled it round to start off down the slope to safety, but it fell off a cliff edge of snow, about 100ft into some very brown muddy water. I was left, standing at the edge, knowing I couldn't move and that this was the end for me, and icy plunge to death. Then I woke up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) Early this morning...... ...blizzard... snow... icy...Then I woke up. Edited March 31, 2015 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Dreamt I was watching a 747 (klm) float about the sky before crashing in a ball of flame. Quite a recurring dream for me. I had a dream years ago that I was on the play shed roof of my Primary School when an airliner barely cleared the school roof before crashing the other side of the building...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Had a couple of really bizarre ones last night. First was me trying to go down some stairs but the structure was incredibly weak and, despite the two people I was with having no problems descending the stairs, I started having a panic attack and refused to move. The dream then cuts to me at the other side of the floor being calmed down with pieces of haribo. I'm then put onto a bus being driven by raving BritNat Alan Cochrane and, on trying to escape the bus, change my mind just as the door is closing and get stuck. Second was the results of the General Election coming in. The SNP do brilliantly, but in completely made-up seats. The ticker at the bottom has some incredible results, such as "SNP GAIN BART", and "SNP GAIN INVINTATION IN GYMNASIUM". I'm delighted even though I don't know what the f**k is going on with the constituency names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 "SNP GAIN BART" "SNP GAIN INVINTATION IN GYMNASIUM" Actual tears laughing over that for some reason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Actual tears laughing over that for some reason I was genuinely killing myself laughing after I woke up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 I had a dream years ago that I was on the play shed roof of my Primary School when an airliner barely cleared the school roof before crashing the other side of the building......I have this dream regularly as well except it goes over my house and crashes in the empty land beside it. I then go out with my brother and have a wee poke about the wreckage, luckily there's never any passengers or pilots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 I used to have recurring dreams about being on a crashing plane. The planes always have difficulty taking off and usually crash into corn fields. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 My mate was playing in goals for the opposition and had a team of English professionals in front of him. I was playing my usual central midfield power-house position. When the ball would get played to me the guys that I was supposed to be up against would melt to the sidelines and time and time again I would charge towards to the goals, shoot only for my mates arms to lengthen and save certain goals. Must have had 30 or 40 of these and each time his professional teammates would dissappear, I would bear down on goal and him with his flipping long arms would save my shots! Game finished 0-0 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I dreamt that I went Highland dancing with a goth girl I vaguely know and ended up sprinting from Fortrose to Inverness because I forgot my phone. Was quite a good dream in all honesty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Had a couple of really bizarre ones last night. First was me trying to go down some stairs but the structure was incredibly weak and, despite the two people I was with having no problems descending the stairs, I started having a panic attack and refused to move. The dream then cuts to me at the other side of the floor being calmed down with pieces of haribo. I'm then put onto a bus being driven by raving BritNat Alan Cochrane and, on trying to escape the bus, change my mind just as the door is closing and get stuck. Second was the results of the General Election coming in. The SNP do brilliantly, but in completely made-up seats. The ticker at the bottom has some incredible results, such as "SNP GAIN BART", and "SNP GAIN INVINTATION IN GYMNASIUM". I'm delighted even though I don't know what the f**k is going on with the constituency names. Pissing myself at these 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Been ages since I've had a dream I remember, but the last one I do remember had Mrs Mile shaking my shoulder frantically to wake me up cos of the racket I was making. I remember getting a fright too when I woke and heard myself. Then I lay puzzled for a while thinking 'WTF?!' Basically, I was in a big hall somewhere, like you might find in a sports or community centre, but there were a bunch of young rascals had climbed up on and were messing about on the roof, so I started to shout at them. Mrs Mile got a fright woke up and spent a minute shaking me by the shoulder and slapping my jaw to wake me and stop me roaring "Haaaaaayyyy!!!! Haaaaaayyyy!!!! Haaaaaayyy!!!!" Sounds like you're intercepting my real life memories from about seven or eight year ago. Slightly concerned by this, but thankfully nothing you dream can be used in court 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) My dreams often have a recurring theme. At least twice a week in my dream I'll have some kind of important appointment, like an exam or a job interview, but no matter how hard I try I just can't get my shit together to get there. I'll be getting dressed or packing my bags or whatever but it just isn't happening and I don't make it on time. Last night was a slight variation to this theme. In my dream I'd been sucked into the world of Command & Conquer and was hastily trying to arrange my defenses in the face of an imminent attack by the enemy. However I was unable to build any kind of fortifications and could only watch helplessly as the Brotherhood Of Nod easily kicked f**k out of my puny garrison. Edited April 23, 2015 by tongue_tied_danny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Last night I discovered a whole new series of passages in a cave system up north and was getting seriously pissed off with the public invading my dig and asking what I was doing. I was also annoyed that they set up a TripAdvisor page for the extra section when it was clearly part of the same cave which already had a page covering it. F***ing tourists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 I have this dream regularly as well except it goes over my house and crashes in the empty land beside it. I then go out with my brother and have a wee poke about the wreckage, luckily there's never any passengers or pilots.Probably why it keeps crashing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 I dreamt the other night that I was playing fives with folk from Pie and Bovril. I only know this because everyone had their username on the back of their shirt. My outstanding memories of the dream are that Throbber wasn't wearing any socks and Binos123sam was a wee fat Chinese guy wearing a Clyde top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) Just recalled a dream from the other week where I was at a car boot sale on some sort of airfield (Errol maybe?) where the Undertaker had a stall selling 2nd hand motorbike clothing. Despite being from Texas he had old British police bike jackets and helmets for some reason aswell as related auto jumble. Odd. Edited April 23, 2015 by Derek Patterson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Just recalled a dream from the other week where I was at a car boot sale on some sort of airfield (Errol maybe?) where the Undertaker had a stall selling 2nd hand motorbike clothing. Despite being from Texas he had old British police bike jackets and helmets for some reason aswell as related auto jumble. Odd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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