Hedgecutter Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Daughters 2nd birthday today. Yay It's my birthday today! Although after working out the leap year thing, I'm really 32 years + 8 days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 It's a glorious day in Dumfries, and I'm going to the pub to get cunted and watch football all afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 It's a glorious day in Dumfries, and I'm going to the pub to get cunted and watch football all afternoon.Don't, it'll be all that rubbishy English and Spanish football that no-one likes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Getting chatted up by a woman I sort of know on Facebook whose is 69. I'm 57. Trying to decide if this is a reason to be cheerful or not! Opinions welcome 😀 P&B being far too hasty, as usual. Is the lady in question a Helen Mirren-style 69, or a Tuesday-morning-at-the-Post-Office-style 69? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Getting chatted up by a woman I sort of know on Facebook whose is 69. I'm 57. Trying to decide if this is a reason to be cheerful or not! Opinions welcome 😀 If you didn't know she was 69 then what age would you think she was ? But if she is doing the chatting up she wants you man... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Sitting here watching 2 Pakistani women bouncing on a trampoline. Stop masturbating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I'm at a play park. It's usually frowned upon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I'm at a play park. It's usually frowned upon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I once slept in a play Park on arran, woke up to find a local sitting on a bench watching me while masturbating a border collie. I havent been back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Throbber gets about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 (edited) I once slept in a play Park on arran, woke up to find a local sitting on a bench watching me while masturbating a border collie. I havent been back. Sleeping with collie is sound if it's a bit chilly, but giving it a w**k is a step too far in the inter species acceptable behaviour stakes, no matter who was watching. P.S. Not surprised you haven't been back. Edited March 20, 2016 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I once slept in a play Park on arran, woke up to find a local sitting on a bench watching me while masturbating a border collie. I havent been back. Get down Shep! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Throbber gets about. Nearly spat coffee on my lap top 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I once slept in a play Park on arran, woke up to find a local sitting on a bench watching me while masturbating a border collie. I havent been back. https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3144439/Police-searching-missing-Blue-Peter-legend-John-Noakes-81-year-old-s-wife-raised-alarm-failed-return-walk-Spanish-home.html&ved=0ahUKEwjm7p_Lx9HLAhVJfRoKHVbsDYUQFgiDATAV&usg=AFQjCNEXB0FQOcW5qH-ox23qymVoZ_nbUAYou were probably in his spot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Getting chatted up by a woman I sort of know on Facebook whose is 69. I'm 57. Trying to decide if this is a reason to be cheerful or not! Opinions welcome ^ ^ ^ Kilt imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 I am happy that the phrase, "stretchable electrode flaps" is a 'thing': 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 RyanCouserRRFC's status updates. Does he even lift post on here? Always with the humiliating status updates, but I don't remember seeing anything else. I am happy that the phrase, "stretchable electrode flaps" is a 'thing': Dirty boy. I thought you were married too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Scotland taking the game to a decent team, away from home, and in general looking impressive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Scotland taking the game to a decent team, away from home, and in general looking impressive. None of that happened though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 (edited) You weren't impressed with that performance? You'll be forever a disappointed Scotland fan if you think not Edited March 24, 2016 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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