philpy Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 You could have used a string line to set the path edging straight FFS! Oh Philpy Don't fret, it's getting sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Don't fret, it's getting sorted. Has sjc struck a chord? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Patio finished, at last. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1467483834.473892.jpg ^^^Verge of tears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Looks quite phallic. The pathway resembles a drooping penis. You two need to see a doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 You two need to see a doctor. They're just jealous cos none of them have a cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 You two need to see a doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 You two need to see a doctor. You need to see a pyschologist if the first thing you saw wasn't a cock and balls when you saw that picture of Philpy's shite path. Here, I've kindly drawn it out for you if you can't see it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 f**k sake philpy, this is on google earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 You need to see a pyschologist if the first thing you saw wasn't a cock and balls when you saw that picture of Philpy's shite path. Here, I've kindly drawn it out for you if you can't see it... 20160703_054913.png I don't want to think about philpy's shite path. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 No matter how hard Philpy tries, he will never be able to not see a set of cock and balls every time he looks at his garden from the top window now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 No matter how hard Philpy tries, he will never be able to not see a set of cock and balls every time he looks at his garden from the top window now. DA Baracus finally found his house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 You need to see a pyschologist if the first thing you saw wasn't a cock and balls when you saw that picture of Philpy's shite path. Here, I've kindly drawn it out for you if you can't see it... 20160703_054913.png My mistake, I should go and get my non-squared bollocks checked out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 I saw a cock in philpy's back garden. I get a pay rise this month. I get paid twice this month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Philpy, you need decking. No, seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 No matter how hard Philpy tries, he will never be able to not see a set of cock and balls every time he looks at his garden from the top window now. Every day he walks on it he'll like musicals a little bit more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Well, she has probably seen a few.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Good one philipy! I'm going to the Stockbridge duck race today, probably get a few beers in Hectors while I'm out as well so should be a good Sunday! Hectors? You'll be skint, drinking in Stockbridge. We've got 18 people coming over for a bbq today, should be good as long as the weather holds out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 We've got 18 people coming over for a bbq today, should be good as long as the weather holds out. At least if the weather is shite you can take everyone upstairs and let them admire your big cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 18 people on one cock.... Think I might already have the DVD of that one. 'Philpy's Shite Path'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 'Philpy's Shite Path'? Patio Princesses get Pounded 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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