sjc Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Just now, Tynieness said: I'm living dangerously. ^^^hiding in the shed... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'm joining this holiday lark for the next week also. Nothing booked for November though, although I'll have a look and get back. 2 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Teckle. Maybe we can picked up next week on the train. Eh can get the irn bru cans. 3 cunts on a train thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 3rd day in a row on the bevy. I'm off until Wednesday. Be drinking tomorrow as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: I just want to know what other people consume and if I'm drinking more than other Sunday boozers. I'll have had 7 beers and a half bottle of wine today and that's pretty much standard for me. I can't wait until you've had a kid and have to knock the Sunday boozing on the head. You'll be shaking like Kincardine at five to 10 on a Tuesday morning outside an off license. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: I can't wait until you've had a kid and have to knock the Sunday boozing on the head. You'll be shaking like Kincardine at five to 10 on a Tuesday morning outside an off license. He will take it to the pub... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 30 minutes ago, Tynieness said: He will take it to the pub... That is throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 No, that's definitely a younger skidmarks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Lots of people are saying this sort of stuff to me but it's all just a scare tactic and largely over exaggerated. I will carry on drinking as normal. Ha. No chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 It's Monday & im on the piss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Me and my girlfriend were both angel children so there's no chance our kids will ever wake us up in the middle of the night. That might well be the case. But your social life will change irreversibly. You will sit together and wonder what life was like before your wean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Just now, throbber said: I don't have a social life anyway, people on P&B are the only friends I have. Thank you brother. Water the bairn head for uncle slip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Won a pair of tickets for the foodies festival in inverleith park, for the 2nd year in a row. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Us as well. Enjoyed it last year, especially the many alcohol samples. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Elephants are cool as f**k. [emoji208]Don't be a dick. Be like an elephant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 I'm at the airport sitting drinking a pint of lager, while waiting to depart for Bali. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 Went for a walk and decided to get a train to take me a bit further afield improving my overall walking experience. Guy in the station didn't have any change and neither did I, so he told me just to see the conductor. I get on the train and the conductor didn't have any change either, so with a glorious wee smile she tells me I'm getting a ride for nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Toma_BullyWee said: Went for a walk and decided to get a train to take me a bit further afield improving my overall walking experience. Guy in the station didn't have any change and neither did I, so he told me just to see the conductor. I get on the train and the conductor didn't have any change either, so with a glorious wee smile she tells me I'm getting a ride for nothing. Jeezo, did you not get enough exercise with the walk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 It's my son's first birthday today and so my older 2 had some friends round for a wee party at the house.One particularly evil little shit that tends to cause trouble in an empty room was reduced to a snottering mess because she left her birthday cake outside and it was swiftly eaten by a group of seagulls. Seagulls are good c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Some joker has put a pile of sugar in the canteen coffee jar. That'll show 'em. ... and no, it wasn't me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 35 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Some joker has put a pile of sugar in the canteen coffee jar. That'll show 'em. ... and no, it wasn't me. Sounds like a Russian sleeper cell has been activated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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