SlipperyP Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 1 hour ago, PB1994 said: Do you not use your dishes when having sex? Always, a line of coke or crushed eccies (at least 4) served on a nice porcelain plate between sessions, f**k walking to the bunker with a hard hat on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Yesterday the wife baked a big batch of scones, to take with her. She forgot to put them in the car, so I now have 9 scones to get through before they... curdle? What do scones do when left uneaten? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 David Beckham still hasn't got the knighthood he is so clearly desperate for. No doubt he will try and suck off the Qatari government to put in a good word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, 101 said: David Beckham still hasn't got the knighthood he is so clearly desperate for. No doubt he will try and suck off the Qatari government to put in a good word. I think there is something you need to know about the Qataris........ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 38 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: I think there is something you need to know about the Qataris........ When it comes to principles anything can be bought? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 1 minute ago, 101 said: When it comes to principles anything can be bought? Very much not that however, they are very, disgustingly, clear about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 53 minutes ago, 101 said: David Beckham still hasn't got the knighthood he is so clearly desperate for. No doubt he will try and suck off the Qatari government to put in a good word. Wait until Sir Keef gets in. He’ll do a focus group… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Sophie Elis Bexter on the last leg. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Pished. Not heard a single firework. 2 days of holiday left (9 if you mean back to work) Good c***s on p and b Football on TV tomorrow Tickets booked for next week's game against montrose. Generally all is good. Happy 2023 everyone. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 On 26/12/2022 at 15:45, BFTD said: Same here. Couldn't tell you the difference between a Bordeaux and a Claret. Can only assume you WEREN'T educated the expensive way. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 8 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Can only assume you WEREN'T educated the expensive way. Euph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self-raising Lazarus Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 42 minutes ago, BFTD said: Euph? Jarvis Cocker if I'm not mistaken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Self-raising Lazarus said: Jarvis Cocker if I'm not mistaken? Damon Albarn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self-raising Lazarus Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 14 hours ago, Brother Blades said: Damon Albarn I'll get my coat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 Hate to be that person but he knows his Claret from his Beaujolais. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 14 hours ago, Self-raising Lazarus said: I'll get my coat. Better you do! You Charmless Man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Queen's Park top of the Championship. Probably the best we've been since the last Scottish Cup win in 1893. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 Anna (29) in the Premiership forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Anna (29) in the Premiership forum. There are enough tits in there as it is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: There are enough tits in there as it is. Coronavirus (COVID-19) thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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