jimbaxters Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: He’ll probably mention he’s in Italy. Moving soon you'll be glad to hear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 8 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Moving soon you'll be glad to hear. Missing the glamour and fast pace of Auchinleck life? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 We ordered a new bed, having thoroughly worn out the old one through relentless shagging*. It was supposed to arrive last Wednesday but on the day we got a notification that it was damaged, and so sent back to the manufacturer. We asked if we should wait for a refund before ordering again, and the company said no, they'll just order us a fresh bed for free. So, our assumption was that we wouldn't get a refund, just the bed we ordered a few days late. Today the bed arrived and a refund hit our bank account. As of now we have a new, free bed. They might take a payment of course but for now, I'm about £400 up *That's my story and I'm sticking to it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: We ordered a new bed, having thoroughly worn out the old one through relentless shagging*. Laughed too much at that. I'd remove the * if I were you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: We ordered a new bed, having thoroughly worn out the old one through relentless shagging*. It was supposed to arrive last Wednesday but on the day we got a notification that it was damaged, and so sent back to the manufacturer. We asked if we should wait for a refund before ordering again, and the company said no, they'll just order us a fresh bed for free. So, our assumption was that we wouldn't get a refund, just the bed we ordered a few days late. Today the bed arrived and a refund hit our bank account. As of now we have a new, free bed. They might take a payment of course but for now, I'm about £400 up *That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Nice! Could've done without the mental image of you sticking to the mattress through relentless shagging, but still - nice! Last freebie I got was when I ordered a £12 pencil from Amazon and they sent me another a week later. Presumably someone was executed at the fulfillment centre as a result, but I feel their sacrifice was worthwhile. Oh, the BHF in Falkirk had Seventies Star Trek albums in today, just in case you don't have enough sci-fi tat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: We ordered a new bed, having thoroughly worn out the old one through relentless shagging Were you there for much of it? 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 Finally started my first shift at my new job after a few delays. Was thrown in at the deep end but it was overall a great shift. If they continue like this, the drop in hours is more than worth it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 1 hour ago, superwell87 said: Finally started my first shift at my new job after a few delays. Was thrown in at the deep end but it was overall a great shift. If they continue like this, the drop in hours is more than worth it. Pornstar? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 1 hour ago, superwell87 said: Finally started my first shift at my new job after a few delays. Was thrown in at the deep end but it was overall a great shift. If they continue like this, the drop in hours is more than worth it. 6 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Pornstar? Fluffer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Pornstar? Who told you about my hobby? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 On 21/05/2024 at 15:01, scottsdad said: We ordered a new bed, having thoroughly worn out the old one through relentless shagging* Shame you weren’t involved in that relentless shagging. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Branstons have finally put ringpulls on their baked bean cans. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 For the last few months we’ve been able to buy fillet steak for the equivalent of £17-£18 per kilo; excellent quality too. We buy complete fillets each time then chop them into steaks, strips and cubes and stick them in the freezer. Eating far more red meat than we probably should but it’s wonderful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: For the last few months we’ve been able to buy fillet steak for the equivalent of £17-£18 per kilo; excellent quality too. We buy complete fillets each time then chop them into steaks, strips and cubes and stick them in the freezer. Eating far more red meat than we probably should but it’s wonderful. This reads like an Eric Rahill tweet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 24 minutes ago, MazzyStar said: This reads like an Eric Rahill tweet. I have no idea who that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 3 hours ago, MazzyStar said: This reads like an Eric Rahill tweet. They've never been seen in the same room at the same time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 Son is going to his pals. Wife announces I’ve to get my own dinner as her and my daughter have tickets for a show. I’m stuck in all alone. Tears are welling up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 On 28/05/2024 at 12:24, Granny Danger said: I have no idea who that is. I think his formal name's either Eric Munro or Eric Corbett. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 9 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: I think his formal name's either Eric Munro or Eric Corbett. Still doesn’t help, but we had fillet steaks last night. Served with chips and onion rings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 On 28/05/2024 at 18:00, MazzyStar said: This reads like an Eric Rahill tweet. On 28/05/2024 at 18:24, Granny Danger said: I have no idea who that is. He's alive with the sound of music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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