Bert Raccoon Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Off out for a haircut then a few pints. Might even boot a junkie in the puss if I take the notion, it's what days off are all about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Off out for a haircut then a few pints. Might even boot a junkie in the puss if I take the notion, it's what days off are all about. For full heroic status take the neighbours weans with you so you can teach them it's fun to bully the less fortunate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Yeah, wish I hadn't. Just the same old wankers responding with their usual pish. What did you expect people to say?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 What did you expect people to say?? How about "Good afternoon sir, how may I help you ?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 How about "Good afternoon sir, how may I help you ?" "..hold on, is it that time already?..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Just been up Falkirk town centre where I booted some alki, junkie wasters bottle of cider all over the pavement and along the street the gave the fuckin mess a brief insight into what of I thought of her rancid existence. Then drove home feeling positively proud of my life compared to hers. ETA: Choose life! What an absolute thicko. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 This. A complete fantasist. A shitflingingmageeimpersonatingciderkickingjakieabusingcompletefanasistbonesssupportingcheerful8mile! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Off out for a haircut then a few pints. Might even boot a junkie in the puss if I take the notion, it's what days off are all about. Throw your shite at said junkie's choice of beverage for the evening like some sort of junior football bowling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Making up stories like that don't help the magee rumours to be honest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Judith's jugs are looking fine tonight. Are you referring to yon horrific slapper Ralston ? She's got jugs like a spaniel's lugs. Yeeuch............... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Currently off for a week! Off to Chaopraya in Edinburgh tonight, then a 2 night stay in Newcastle starting tomorrow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Just been up Falkirk town centre where I booted some alki, junkie wasters bottle of cider all over the pavement and along the street the gave the fuckin mess a brief insight into what of I thought of her rancid existence. Then drove home feeling positively proud of my life compared to hers. ETA: Choose life! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 http://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/a-glasgow-hostel-owner-and-guest-were-locked-in-the-most-hea?bffb&s=mobile Brilliant, our own Meestah salmon gets a mention haha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 8mileBU where was the jakey cow sitting? I seen in the Herald they've been drinking outside the old wishing well all day long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 The Celtic score 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 The Celtic score Also had a giggle at that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Four one. Bwahahahhaaha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 On the wall round the corner of the building(cani mind what it is) on the corner of Glebe St where the precinct bit at Newmarket St starts. Basically diagonally over from where the FFC shop was. I was parked opposite BTW. If you're a Falkirk man you'll no exactly the tramp I mean. She is up the town centre all the time. Usually begs for change near Welli's statue. I know where you mean. I hardly frequent that area of the town as theirs no reason to be in that area. The last time I was there however I seen some of the wastes of space just hanging round being useless. If they do start a human Cull they get my vote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 FFS stop quoting the wrong "Gaz"!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Chaophraya is wonderful. Went with Mrs Mile for our anniversary. I recommend the Asian platter to start/share and the stir fried roast chilli duck. Some view as well. We ordered 3 mains instead of hsvung a starer each then a main each! Worked a treat! Had grilled peanut chicken, green chicken curry and a red lamb curry! The deep fried coconut ice cream is tremendous!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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