Sergeant Wilson Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Sitting in Lebowskis waiting for a friend, dinner, followed by Kevin Bridges.Tell him to f**k off, you're trying to have your dinner. I hate it when comedians follow me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Tell him to f**k off, you're trying to have your dinner. I hate it when comedians follow me. He's a big guy, he'd batter me. He's no 60 year old Savile lookalike! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Stop posting on here then. No, seriously, stop posting on here. How long are you here for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I tried to find you one of they ASMR YouTube videos of said sound, but they all seem to use small wads You should get yourself some extra-long staples and make one yourself. You'll be hoachin' with the ASMR fanny. Big wad everywhere! Recently discovered those videos. I watch one afore bed every night now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 How long are you here for? He's here all week, try the fish and tip the waitresses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Tell him to f**k off, you're trying to have your dinner. I hate it when comedians follow me. Never top of the bill then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Never top of the bill then?...and never will be. Light entertainment is dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 How long are you here for? Good time not a long time xoxoxox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Recently discovered those videos. I watch one afore bed every night now I'm convinced ASMR is some kind of weird sexual thing. There must be a group of lassies out there who get the tingles from hearing a fat man's belly wobble. What's your pleasure, Mr 19QOS19? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Catching a connecting train with just 5 mins between them. Seems they'd be obliged to get me from B to C if A to B was late though (most likely by taxi), but apart from that, it feels good. Turns out that after saying this, I missed stop C and continued onto stop E, taking 5 hours more to get to my intended destination - a move which involved an extra train, a 7 mile walk and three lifts over a 60 mile long hitch hike. Four pubs along the way though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Passed my driving test today.....despite hitting the kerb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I'm convinced ASMR is some kind of weird sexual thing. There must be a group of lassies out there who get the tingles from hearing a fat man's belly wobble. What's your pleasure, Mr 19QOS19? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Turns out that after saying this, I missed stop C and continued onto stop E, taking 5 hours more to get to my intended destination - a move which involved an extra train, a 7 mile walk and three lifts over a 60 mile long hitch hike. Four pubs along the way though. Fell asleep on the train? Where were going anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Have you ever made it past the first six minutes or so? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Have you ever made it past the first six minutes or so? I usually fall asleep after the soap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Have you ever made it past the first six minutes or so? There's a look of the Tony Blairs about that guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Sitting drinking beer and listening to music at 1am and it is still 24c. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I tried to find you one of they ASMR YouTube videos of said sound, but they all seem to use small wads You should get yourself some extra-long staples and make one yourself. You'll be hoachin' with the ASMR fanny. Big wad everywhere! Never heard of ASMR before, so I googled it. Here's from an Independent article... I've always had a tough time explaining why I love watching shopping channels. Few people I've met share my affection for QVC et al, and my passion is inevitably pooh-poohed – particularly when I mention that I never buy anything. "So, why watch it?" they ask. I never know what to say. It just makes me feel "nice".There's something about the way that the presenters take great care over explaining manifestly obvious concepts; I once saw a man talk for 10 minutes about the benefits of purchasing a pack of 10 blank video cassettes, and it left my head gently buzzing in a way that's hard to describe. The more gentle and redundant their explanations are, the more pleasure I get. Now I know what you're on about, I get this from listening to snooker, the click-clack of the balls, especially if the crowd are quiet and the commentator as usual is speaking softly. Talking about braingasms as the article says, strongest ASMR ever was sitting studying in a library across from a Spanish foreign exchange student who was wearing a perfume that must've been bottled from Helen of Troy's armpits. Overwhelmingly luscious and scarily debilitating full-on brain, cranium, scalp buzz, sat there for about half an hour indulging in wave after wave of perfume waft. 18-year old me obviously did f**k all about it, never even found out the name of the perfume. I'd probably have ended up living on the street if I had found out tbh, stealing from various cosmetics stores to feed my addiction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 ... Turns out she was sick and away home. By that point she had already ordered her food and not touched her wine. Thankfully her boyfriend kindly offered to go halfers with me on it all. God bless that drunken woman. I hope her hangover wasn't too bad The boyfriend didn't go home with her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 The boyfriend didn't go home with her? That was my thought, too. I'd be off in a fucking shot. I'm just assuming the boyfriend was family/really good mates with the stupid c***s getting married. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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