Sweet Pete Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Just downed a bottle of Bailey's. Let's get it on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Naitch, I've whipped the PP9 from that thing on the ceiling for my guitar preamp, is that OK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 I'm on the bus on the way through, I met a nice chap at the bus stop, ok if he joins the party?? He claims to be quite good at pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Might have overdone the tequila slammers but Sweet Pete is beginning to look pretty damned handsome for a plump guy. Getting confused, I like girls, where's Rugster with the charlie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Well that wasn't as bad as I thought, bit like having a really stiff jobby after being constipated. Bit brutal though, didn't even get a reach around. Any of the langoustine bisque left, bit peckish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Soz! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Save that for later, tell throbber it's fondue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 LADS! I'm wrecked. I'm going to go to Lichties house and see if I can't get my hole. I hope his mum and dad are in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 LADS! I'm wrecked. I'm going to go to Lichties house and see if I can't get my hole. I hope his mum and dad are in. His mum and ex just arrived here, so your options might be a bit limited. Go for it though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Can someone pass me some bog roll please. I'm in the kitchen, atop Naitch's worktop hovering above the kettle. Hurry up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 ALL MEN ARE b*****dS! LEAVE ME ALONE! You're my best pal, Naitch. What time does the 24 hour garage close? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Ah'm cersain, ctain, shoo, sure tains will come out of the carpet Naich. and the couch....... .................an carpet............... .....................and walls....................... ................and, izzat your dug? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Any c**t goat any skins? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Who is the c**t with the bulldog? Sent from my iPhone using Pie & Bovril 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Sakes...finally get invited to a party, only to find out after it's finished Well, invited to stand outside a party, which is close enough for government work. #winning Saw an email earlier from someone saying "My email account was hacked, please ignore the last email...". I must have ignored the last email anyway so checked back and "she" had cc'd every other firm in Edinburgh to tell them she wanted to suck some cock! Bet she's still clearing out her inbox. So to speak. Of course. Now Fartp***k Pisshole have shat it, Im at a loose end this evening. My missus bumped into me when i was taking a picture on the beach,and this is the result See the reply above. The work of a true craftsman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I demand Div changes the team name on the site for Thistle to Fartp***k Pisshole immediately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Right which c**t stood on my 12 inch picture disc of the Birdie Song? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I am cheerful because I don't pretend I am at a flat warming party with my cyber friends. You've taken this awful personally, Throbs. For what it's worth, you're always welcome at the monthly cheese 'n' sodomy soirées at Castle Tabby. Bring your own loofah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 I'm sorry but it is just tragic.Its an internet forum WE'RE ALL TRAGIC! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Getting mixed messages now. Are you coming or not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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