Black Dug Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 It's J & R Tennent, you mugs! Well there you go - I'm blaming poor graphic design... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I though you at least would have some respect for the history of the golden nectar. I'm frankly disappointed. Well I am drinking innis and gunn because this shitehole im in doesnt have tennents. Lets get some perspective Stick to Stella or Carling, you won't get so confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Villa and Clyde winning on the same day for the first time since Napoleon died [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Dick Campbell [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Just now, 19QOS19 said: Dick Campbell ^^^^^^loves Dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 Not having to pay 5p for a plastic bag at the airport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 2 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: Not having to pay 5p for a plastic bag at the airport. It could be a makeshift parachute if your plane is going to crash. Unless your the pilot and have a real one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 Like most couches, ours has a voracious appetite for ballpoint pens, loose change, paper tissues and whatnot. Every now and then it eats something we care about and then I have to go all niche porn on it by sticking my arm down into the depths in order to retrieve whatever it is. It's kind of a pain because while it's easy enough to slide an empty hand in and out, once I'm holding something it's damn near impossible. I end up having to do the thing where I hold the object between the very tips of my fingers and hope that's enough of a grip to slide back out again. Mrs. Shotgun has recently got into the habit of losing her mobile phone down the side, which is especially annoying because it's as slippery as f**k and usually takes several attempts before I can fish the damn thing out. It happened again today, and I was giving it my best James Herriot when I found, not just her phone, 2 pens, 45 cents, several peanuts and an un-opened Christmas card but also...the Swiss Army Knife which Santa brought me but I'd lost before new year. Hunted high and low for the b*****d thing, so I did but never thought to check the couch. Other than there being no Terry's Chocolate Orange for breakfast; it's like Christmas day all over again. I'm well chuffed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Like most couches, ours has a voracious appetite for ballpoint pens, loose change, paper tissues and whatnot. Every now and then it eats something we care about and then I have to go all niche porn on it by sticking my arm down into the depths in order to retrieve whatever it is. It's kind of a pain because while it's easy enough to slide an empty hand in and out, once I'm holding something it's damn near impossible. I end up having to do the thing where I hold the object between the very tips of my fingers and hope that's enough of a grip to slide back out again. Mrs. Shotgun has recently got into the habit of losing her mobile phone down the side, which is especially annoying because it's as slippery as f**k and usually takes several attempts before I can fish the damn thing out. It happened again today, and I was giving it my best James Herriot when I found, not just her phone, 2 pens, 45 cents, several peanuts and an un-opened Christmas card but also...the Swiss Army Knife which Santa brought me but I'd lost before new year. Hunted high and low for the b*****d thing, so I did but never thought to check the couch. Other than there being no Terry's Chocolate Orange for breakfast; it's like Christmas day all over again. I'm well chuffed. Any sign of Lord Lucan or Maddy McCann? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Swarley said: Any sign of Lord Lucan or Maddy McCann? or Tony? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 or Tony? Too soon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Too soon It’s been ages. He must be in London by now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 It’s been ages. He must be in London by now! I thought it was Nottingham? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 Operation 2 weeks today, perfect, fighting fit for the spring and summer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 2 hours ago, heedthebaa said: Operation 2 weeks today, perfect, fighting fit for the spring and summer And with perky new 36c breasts. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 4 hours ago, heedthebaa said: Operation 2 weeks today, perfect, fighting fit for the spring and summer God willing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 22 hours ago, Swarley said: Any sign of Lord Lucan or Maddy McCann? I'm not even going to start looking for Maddy McCann until I've been given several million dollars of taxpayer's money. And I haven't seen ol' Lucky for weeks now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 14 hours ago, heedthebaa said: Operation 2 weeks today, perfect, fighting fit for the spring and summer Good luck buddy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Operation 2 weeks today, perfect, fighting fit for the spring and summer Op? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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