Boghead ranter Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 17 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The wife’s side of the electric blanket has broken down. laugh out fucking loud. 15 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m fine. My sides still working. I keep asking her if she pished the bed and to be honest, I don’t think it’s helping her mood. Wait until she works out that she can just flip it over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Stephen Dobbie loves Queen of the South. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 On 29/12/2017 at 12:52, Blootoon87 said: Won this quality game of darts last night. When did you start it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myko Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 The Deli bar at Morrisons. Just crammed about a weeks worth of different pasta salads in to a wee plastic box, and a rack of BBQ ribs, all for a measly £6.50. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Just heard a local radio host trying to fill the best part of a minute with a quiz question, very much like the Alan Partridge clip below, but longer, and in Doric. "Which American film company has the torch-lady as it's emblem. If you ken then gie us a call. At's the torch lady. Fit company is she the emblem for? Erm, that's today's question of the day. Torch lady. What's the name of the fillum company. Who has her as their emblem. Pick up the phone if you know... ... ... who has the torch lady as their emblem... Name the company... fillum company... that has an emblem of a torch lady. A lady holding a torch" - Repeat similar x10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 I was worried I wouldn't be able to find @Granny Danger 's favourite tipple, white Faustino V, in Tenerife as there didn't seem to be an Asda anywhere. Imagine my relief when I found a bottle for 4.16 Euros! Chilling in the fridge now, can't wait to see what it's like! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I was worried I wouldn't be able to find @Granny Danger 's favourite tipple, white Faustino V, in Tenerife as there didn't seem to be an Asda anywhere. Imagine my relief when I found a bottle for 4.16 Euros! Chilling in the fridge now, can't wait to see what it's like! I picked up a couple of bottles at the airport on Thursday for under 5€. You want it at wine cooler temperature not fridge temperature. If it’s a hotel room minibar it should be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Just now, Granny Danger said: I picked up a couple of bottles at the airport on Thursday for under 5€. You want it at wine cooler temperature not fridge temperature. If it’s a hotel room minibar it should be fine. Airbnb apartment in the fridge. I'll give it an hour and empty it. Cheers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 This young lady has decided to start sharing her pictures with me on Twitter. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 13 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: This young lady has decided to start sharing her pictures with me on Twitter. Hide contents Entirely inappropriate attire for sailing. I'm surprised the captain hasn't tossed her off yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 This young lady has decided to start sharing her pictures with me on Twitter. Spoiler Glamour model Sha Rizel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Got a cold and some sort of flu thing. Hellishly busy day at work. Bit peckish as I'm fasting. Day takes a turn for the better though when this email arrived. A few extra quid always comes in handy: Greetings to you, I am Mrs Kung Yeung i have a business deal worth fifty million dollars for you, do contact me via email for more details. email : For a small fee (£100 a head) I'd be willing to share Kung Yeung's email address with you by PM and you can all share the joy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Got a cold and some sort of flu thing. Hellishly busy day at work. Bit peckish as I'm fasting. Day takes a turn for the better though when this email arrived. A few extra quid always comes in handy: Greetings to you, I am Mrs Kung Yeung i have a business deal worth fifty million dollars for you, do contact me via email for more details. email : For a small fee (£100 a head) I'd be willing to share Kung Yeung's email address with you by PM and you can all share the joy. Looks a bit of a MILF, and legit. I'd get in there. I'd expect bank robbery may be involved. http://www.bochk.com/en/aboutus/organisation/management.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Looks a bit of a MILF, and legit. I'd get in there. I'd expect bank robbery may be involved. http://www.bochk.com/en/aboutus/organisation/management.html Looking good for 54. Looks a bit like Joe Cardle with that hair and that's no bad thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Got a cold Yes, you do. Quote and some sort of flu thing No, you don't. Edited January 15, 2018 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Yes, you do. No, you don't. Skipped the flu jag this winter. Now have a greatest hits medley of the lurgy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Mcculloch Glasgow Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 (edited) A beautiful world Beautiful Mountains, beaches, seas, rivers, forests, animals Only turn off...dirty people... Edited January 16, 2018 by Brian Mcculloch Glasgow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 On 15/01/2018 at 08:10, BigFatTabbyDave said: Entirely inappropriate attire for sailing. I'm surprised the captain hasn't tossed her off yet. Only himself so far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 6 days with my sister, fucking love her.... Bangkok/Singburi/Kanchanaburi/Singbruri >>send her to Hua Hin. Not got time to tell about the places @throbber can tell you, he's been here before. Company was better for me........no dog will die today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 I obviously never saw enough of Hua Hin but the town itself and the beach were pretty shit. As was our hotel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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