Funky Nosejob Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 39 minutes ago, scottsdad said: In true P&B style...have you every had something that expanded to more than it's original size? Fnarr fnarr. A few years ago, shower gels that foamed and expanded on application were quite the rage. A friend related his extremely uncomfortable experience when washing his nether regions and some gel made its way into his urethra. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 (edited) ^^^ Greenied for use of urethra although I'm wondering if expanding foam was mistaken for shower gel. ETA - Anyone know if velo army is still alive after his hot milfy date ? Edited November 25, 2021 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 35 minutes ago, Funky Nosejob said: A few years ago, shower gels that foamed and expanded on application were quite the rage. A friend related his extremely uncomfortable experience when washing his nether regions and some gel made its way into his urethra. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 (edited) I ended up with a small hole next to our back door frame that I decided to fill with expanding builder's foam. When they say that shit expands, they ain't kidding. I thought I'd unleashed The Blob for a while there. Edit: almost forgot today's RTBC: after exactly three months, I've finally received a replacement for my main computer's hard drive after sending it away to be RMA'd. There's swift service for ya. ...although it's just occurred to me that it may have taken this long due to a police investigation Edited November 25, 2021 by BFTD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 One of my mates used to get overalled and hooded up when working on sites and walk into the middle of a group of folk, then smash a tube of expanding foam with a shovel. Like shite to a blanket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 On 21/11/2021 at 13:28, velo army said: Had a video call date with a really attractive woman last night. I was super nervous about it as she's 10 years older and more professionally accomplished than me. It went fuckin great and we're meeting up tomorrow face to face (her proposal). Buzzing today. The lack of update from Velo Army makes the tag on this thread look quite sinister. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 24 minutes ago, Priti priti priti Patel said: The lack of update from Velo Army makes the tag on this thread look quite sinister. He was online an hour ago, so she's either murdered him and taken control of his online accounts, or he's okay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 He was online an hour ago, so she's either murdered him and taken control of his online accounts, or he's okay. Your personal favoured outcome, if the two available? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Your personal favoured outcome, if the two available? I, for one, welcome Velo Army's new Milfy overlord. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Just now, The Moonster said: I, for one, welcome Velo Army's new Milfy overlord. I see it as a worthy challenge for my man @Bert Raccoon so im all in on this black widow type narrative. Sorry @velo army but the storyline calls for Bert 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I see it as a worthy challenge for my man @Bert Raccoon so im all in on this black widow type narrative. Sorry @velo army but the storyline calls for Bert I've dated women from Larkhall so I very much doubt she'd pose any threat to me tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 (edited) Smashed my phone earlier. It has given P&B a lovely Stranger Things type glow. Edited November 25, 2021 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 That's how I imagine P&B looks to the mods; imbued with unlimited power. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Shandon teasing the poor with a glimpse of the platinum lounge there.....c**t 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 23 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Smashed my phone earlier. It has given P&B a lovely Stranger Things type glow. In your back pocket after a tumble off the ladder? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Smashed my phone earlier. It has given P&B a lovely Stranger Things type glow. You must be an absolute nightmare to live with. Is your missus just on edge all the time!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 12 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: You must be an absolute nightmare to live with. Is your missus just on edge all the time!? I knocked the phone over about 4am onto the hard bedroom floor. Woke her up. Took it well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post velo army Posted November 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2021 4 hours ago, The Moonster said: I, for one, welcome Velo Army's new Milfy overlord. I do too amigo. Aye we had a smashing date on Monday there. She's much more attractive in real life, which was surprising, and caused me to be delightfully nervous at the start. It's a change of pace for me as I historically go for lassies who I'm not overwhelmingly into, as it's less risky, but ultimately less rewarding. We talked a lot, which was pretty tiring after a while tbh, but after walking to her car we had a lovely kiss, which definitely cured the tiredness. We're seeing each other on Saturday morning for a walk in the woods (if it sounded sinister before.....) and I'm feeling really fuckin excited about it. Tbh I've never really been in relationships before, so this is undiscovered country, but tremendously exciting. Cheers for the support a'body. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I see it as a worthy challenge for my man @Bert Raccoon so im all in on this black widow type narrative. Sorry @velo army but the storyline calls for Bert His burd is at the van in her jammies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 1 hour ago, velo army said: I do too amigo. Aye we had a smashing date on Monday there. She's much more attractive in real life, which was surprising, and caused me to be delightfully nervous at the start. It's a change of pace for me as I historically go for lassies who I'm not overwhelmingly into, as it's less risky, but ultimately less rewarding. We talked a lot, which was pretty tiring after a while tbh, but after walking to her car we had a lovely kiss, which definitely cured the tiredness. We're seeing each other on Saturday morning for a walk in the woods (if it sounded sinister before.....) and I'm feeling really fuckin excited about it. Tbh I've never really been in relationships before, so this is undiscovered country, but tremendously exciting. Cheers for the support a'body. Don't go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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