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I was just perusing older posts and have spent a good five minutes in hysterics at these beauties again;

On 22/10/2019 at 16:27, Chris Partlow said:

Kilt and Swampy, VT and Rab B

Deefiant stole the cash, H_B, Supras.

Grimbo's pets got fried, Hibs won the cup and Rangers died,

Another alias for Magee, phoney Tony, Fat Daz P.

 

Sex prams for the maimed, Weeper Dee's dad got brained

Chigsy said goodbye, Slippery P needs an alibi

Skidmarks hassled at his work, Peterhead for Alexandra Burke 

Munster shagged a humpback lady, Waffen Thin Mint was kinda crazy.

 

Wisbit, John McVeigh is a tit

8 mile flinging shit, Bennett in his bedsit

Div said sorry to mumsnet, Lambie's pidgeon lost his bet,

Caught up in a dotting war, I can't take it anymore 

We didn't start the fire...

 

On 22/10/2019 at 17:09, Hedgecutter said:

 

... Come on here for a quick browse

NewBornBairn's been killing cows,

Ad-Lib he's been doing the Dale

Whilst Chigsy's going to the jail

Tony's a nickname says 8 mile

Philpy's friend the paedophile

Kicking the guts out a dead badger

My mum's too old, I widnae shag her.

 

VT's office by a boat

Invergowrie's monkey note

Seamus the binman in a rage

Hearts Daft's mental £9 wage

Drinking puddles whilst in town

TV for sale, can't turn it down

Bully Wee emotions raw

Come down to Ruel Street, bring yer maw. 

Grimbo started the fire...

 

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6 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

There was some talk about weighted blankets in another thread before Xmas. My kids got them. They are fucking brilliant. Swear to god these things have some sort of anaesthetic property. Lay under one earlier and crashed out immediately. Get. 

I give it a month and it'll be in the loft.

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19 hours ago, Left Back said:

My in-laws are fucking off in the morning.  Hopefully before I get up

Jimmy Fallon Yes GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Update,  They set off at about 2 but couldn't get back to teuchterville because the A9 is shut so they're now back parked on my couch with their out of control mutt rampaging round the house winding my dogs up.  I've got no chance of getting peace tonight to watch the Hibs game.

On the verge of a serious cranial detachment here.

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2 hours ago, Stellaboz said:

Abi Titmuss at 47 is more gorgeous than everimage.png.76e73fa57489b66cc49a369795e82041.png

 

1 hour ago, velo army said:

I had forgotten about her. She's absolutely magnificent.

My word.

 

After seeing the video of her and John Lesley I find her very off putting 

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