scottsdad Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 11 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Looks like the boy has keys to the place. I read a book by Hunter S. Thompson many years ago (The Great Shark Hunt, I think). In that he told the story of how, in the 50s, he and some friends stayed in a flat across the road from a petrol station. Needing cash for drink and drugs, they robbed the place. The next day they watched in fascination at how the owner of the petrol station was going off his nut and the police were likewise frothing at the mouth. They robbed the place again that night, and watched again as the petrol station owner went puce with rage, and the police were sending cars all over the place not realising that the thieves were watching. They robbed the place for a third night in a row, the response was utterly mental from the police and owner. On the fourth night decided not to as the owner of the petrol station decided to spend the night inside with a bunch of guns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 Grangemouth residents complain about noise from local stadium. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/killers-forced-turn-down-volume-27168544 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 6 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Grangemouth residents complain about noise from local stadium. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/killers-forced-turn-down-volume-27168544 They'll have been disappointed last night as the volume was the same level as Monday. I could hear everything from my house both nights, it was brilliant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 On 02/06/2022 at 08:47, scottsdad said: I read a book by Hunter S. Thompson many years ago (The Great Shark Hunt, I think). In that he told the story of how, in the 50s, he and some friends stayed in a flat across the road from a petrol station. Needing cash for drink and drugs, they robbed the place. The next day they watched in fascination at how the owner of the petrol station was going off his nut and the police were likewise frothing at the mouth. They robbed the place again that night, and watched again as the petrol station owner went puce with rage, and the police were sending cars all over the place not realising that the thieves were watching. They robbed the place for a third night in a row, the response was utterly mental from the police and owner. On the fourth night decided not to as the owner of the petrol station decided to spend the night inside with a bunch of guns. Back in the early 80s, I had a mate who worked for a tv aerial company. He loved a bet - and the local bookies was in a kind of strip of shitey shops with a dilapidated car park behind. If he had overspent up town on a Friday, we watched as he climbed up on the bookies roof and disconnected the aerials (might also have been the very start of satellite racing too?). When he sauntered into the bookies on a Saturday morning, the daft manager was all over him to "sort the tv feed" as the place was packed. He would get the van, go up and pretend to do something vital, come back down to a heroes welcome and a tidy wee wedge in his pocket. Did it a few times that I know of - the manager must have been fuckin stupid though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 9 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Grangemouth residents complain about noise from local stadium. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/killers-forced-turn-down-volume-27168544 Perhaps living near a stadium isn't the best idea if you don't like very occasional loud noises. No doubt when grangemouth goes bang folk will complain about the noise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, 101 said: Perhaps living near a stadium isn't the best idea if you don't like very occasional loud noises. No doubt when grangemouth goes bang folk will complain about the noise In the locals defence it's been a few years since they've heard any noise from that stadium apart from sporadic booing 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 (edited) https://twitter.com/EveningExpress/status/1535290823448973314 Edited June 11, 2022 by NorthernLights 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Damn all those water droplets causing Dundee to be so polluted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 (edited) On 08/06/2022 at 10:44, 101 said: Perhaps living near a stadium isn't the best idea if you don't like very occasional loud noises. No doubt when grangemouth goes bang folk will complain about the noise Somehow, I don't think they will.............................. Edited June 16, 2022 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 5 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Utter deviant behaviour. Spoiler Who the f**k spreads beef paste on their breakfast toast anything? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted July 10, 2022 Share Posted July 10, 2022 (edited) https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/crime/creepy-scots-pensioner-carried-out-27435684 Imagine the material the best man could have for his speech! Edited July 10, 2022 by Sugar_Army 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 On 01/06/2022 at 12:08, scottsdad said: An outbreak of bald pussies in Sauchie, apparently. Don't believe the hype Welshman practices compo face after polishing his sheriff's badge with domestic cleaning products. https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/mans-tesco-wipes-mix-up-244588 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 "My missus just laughed at me for being a fucking idiot so - I know - I'll go to the national press about it!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/dad-who-cant-stop-farting-27559222 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 9 hours ago, carpetmonster said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/dad-who-cant-stop-farting-27559222 Hmm. I'll be following this one - I had a dodgy pie at Easter Road in 1985. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Does this description match any of the patrons of the Falkirk thread? @Bairnardo's pretty safe, I reckon. Quote The man is described as white, of medium build, and between 20 and 30 years of age. He had dark shaved hair in a buzzcut, stubble, and was wearing a tight white top and light-coloured trousers. https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/scottish-news/cops-hunt-man-who-masturbated-27573596 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 A Falkirk supporting w****r? No idea who that could be. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Polmont to Falkirk High. Is that no about a two minute journey? Must have been really thrashing it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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