bee thousand Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 It's been mentioned on this thread a few times but that Njoy e-cigs adverts does my tits in "Hey, mind that day we moved the couch?" "Aye!. What about that time you spilt your drink over that guy and we all booted f**k out of him?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goran Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 The new bet365 advert that comes on every half time with Ray Winstone singing who ate all the pies. What the f**k!! Why can he not just say "do a bet you slags", that would be the only acceptable dialogue. Instead we get one of the most cringeworthy, terrible ads every single time we watch football! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 I genuinely have no idea how anyone in advertising ever could have signed off on the "anything for yoooowww, cooopcaaaake" adverts. They are atrocious and would put me off using the company. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Any adverts in general that result with the accompanying song being played non-stop on the radio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysouth Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 sky news kay burley in malaysia. Desperate and undignified reporting that wouldn't be out of place in a brass eye sketch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Consumer shows that last an age and conclude the fucking obvious via sound bites from thick people in the street. Never would have guessed that you generally have to pay more in convenience stores in the city centre than the big superstores in the middle of nowhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 I was thinking of starting a thread about deal or no deal to see if anyone actually likes it. I watch it every day but i record it so i can fastforward through all of the cringeworthy chat. there have been some spectacular fails recently. Notably Tendai saying no deal to 35K then 26K the 22K and going home with half a pence Im usually disgusted when anyone goes home with some money but the turban lad from a few weeks ago who won the quarter mill was awesome. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 I was thinking of starting a thread about deal or no deal to see if anyone actually likes it. I watch it every day but i record it so i can fastforward through all of the cringeworthy chat. there have been some spectacular fails recently. Notably Tendai saying no deal to 35K then 26K the 22K and going home with half a pence Im usually disgusted when anyone goes home with some money but the turban lad from a few weeks ago who won the quarter mill was awesome. Tendai's game was a fucking gutter of a show. With the last eight boxes he had I think 99% of us would have said no to 35k. Horrific luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 That 'soap box Scots' thing that comes on after STV News at 6. 'Rid ur broon sauce ken?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 21, 2014 Author Share Posted March 21, 2014 sky news kay burley in malaysia. Desperate and undignified reporting that wouldn't be out of place in a brass eye sketch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysouth Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) f***ing hell :-) Edited March 21, 2014 by happysouth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marty the bullwee man Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 That 'soap box Scots' thing that comes on after STV News at 6. 'Rid ur broon sauce ken?' I hate that as well. that old wifey red sauce for danger. f**k off ya auld bint it's tomato sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I actually quite the ad where they are on the ferry, and he goes "hello my names Brian"..."from confused.com"..."wheeeee!!!" Hated Brian until the "wheeee". Total face turn, completely marked out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 The new bet365 advert that comes on every half time with Ray Winstone singing who ate all the pies. What the f**k!! Why can he not just say "do a bet you slags", that would be the only acceptable dialogue. Instead we get one of the most cringeworthy, terrible ads every single time we watch football! What the f**k tune is he even singing it to? Never heard that, it's like someone scripted it then no c**t at the shoot had any idea what tune to put it to, fucking awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Scotland Tonight, that pair of presenters think they are the most important thing on it, they are terrible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parfecto Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 (edited) Did anyone see Scotland Tonight on Monday(I think), they had a feature at the end of the show where politicians were reading out insults made towards them on twitter. Ruth Davidson reading out "she's a right munter" was comedy gold. Edited March 24, 2014 by parfecto 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 24, 2014 Author Share Posted March 24, 2014 (edited) This is off topic but I'm the OP so who cares. Rev, just finished on BBC2 is great. Comedy about kind people trying to do the right thing in a complicated world. A wee break from cynicism. Edited March 24, 2014 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 (edited) The new ford advert with that stupid useless fucking text system and whistling ginger Edited March 27, 2014 by mizfit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Any advert that promotes "manliness" or "blokiness". Primarily the one with the fucking cock at the barbeque with a tiger talking to him. c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) The advert with some bint doing Irish dancing after winning a bingo game, which is shite enough in itself. But then the dog lying next to her becomes a shite, cheap CGI dug and starts jigging next to her for no fucking reason whatsoever. It's almost as if the makers of it went 'look at how clever we are, we can make a dog riverdance', when badly done CGI has impressed no c**t for nigh on 2 decades now. Edited March 28, 2014 by djchapsticks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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