Rugster Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 17 minutes ago, Cerberus said: She was round at mines's. Who is mines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I dont care as long as she stays there for a few more days. Do you and your wife hate each other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Do you and your wife hate each other? Yes they are married.My wife's away for a few hours, I'm on my 6th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Yes they are married.My wife's away for a few hours, I'm on my 6th Every time my girlfriend goes away I get pissed. Last time I fell asleep when my dinner was in the oven, woke up just in time and ate it then fell back to sleep for a while, woke up and spewed my dinner in the bath (a gruesome combination of red wine and duck leg) slept a bit longer then had to get up and into work on the Monday with the worst hang over I have ever had. All this time I never looked at my phone whilst she desperately tried to contact me time after time sending some hate filled messages about how I am a constant liability.She got over it though and I would do it all over again if she went away this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I wouldn't have said me and my gf hate each other, yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 13 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Yes they are married. My wife's away for a few hours, I'm on my 6th Drink? Woman? LadyBoy? I'm in the middle of about 4 days alone and I think that's about the longest I've ever been home alone in my adult life. Very peaceful with just me and the cat. House stays tidy. No soap operas. Why do we get married and have kids again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Every time my girlfriend goes away I get pissed. Last time I fell asleep when my dinner was in the oven, woke up just in time and ate it then fell back to sleep for a while, woke up and spewed my dinner in the bath (a gruesome combination of red wine and duck leg) slept a bit longer then had to get up and into work on the Monday with the worst hang over I have ever had. All this time I never looked at my phone whilst she desperately tried to contact me time after time sending some hate filled messages about how I am a constant liability.She got over it though and I would do it all over again if she went away this weekend. What a charming little story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 What a charming little story. A lesser man would have just taken the day off work.She was away with her mother who no doubt thinks I am an idiot, she probably knew that before this particular weekend though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Now that I live with someone I realised that I was a clatty b*****d when I lived on my own. Lassies would come over and get the boak at the dried in pish all over the toilet pan, the big clumps of dust caught under the living room door and my sheets that hadn't been changed in 6 months. Just as well I have chiseled abs and a cock like a dinner table leg or they'd have ran away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: This is what is going to boil my piss come about 7pm. The house will be back to being a shithole with crap lying about everywhere. In fact, im seething right now just thinking about it. Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Drink? Woman? LadyBoy? I'm in the middle of about 4 days alone and I think that's about the longest I've ever been home alone in my adult life. Very peaceful with just me and the cat. House stays tidy. No soap operas. Why do we get married and have kids again? I'm currently on my 22nd month living alone. Pros and cons, but mostly pros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Drink? Woman? LadyBoy? I'm in the middle of about 4 days alone and I think that's about the longest I've ever been home alone in my adult life. Very peaceful with just me and the cat. House stays tidy. No soap operas. Why do we get married and have kids again? hour, 4th drink, no boys or ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 2 hours ago, throbber said: Do you and your wife hate each other? Listen to The Anti-Nowhere League, Woman. Explains perfectly the way most relationships go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I suggest Shandon Par, Mozzamozza, Bairnardo and Myself walk out on our wives/girlfriends and move into a small caravan by the clyde like they live in Cowards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I'm currently on my 22nd month living alone. Pros and cons, but mostly pros. That can be expensive with a reasonable chance of STDs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: That can be expensive with a reasonable chance of STDs. The cheap ones even more so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: The cheap ones even more so. My post was speculation whereas I'm sure you're talking from experience Sarge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 42 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: My post was speculation whereas I'm sure you're talking from experience Sarge. There was a war on...somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 The other half is away to her sister's tomorrow morning until next Friday. Rather than drinking this evening, I have very generously offered to drive her to the airport tomorrow morning. Thus I am able to start drinking at 8am, rather than having a hangover on my first day of freedom without her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who likes to drink as much as possible then the other half is away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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