Bert Raccoon Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I've done both. My condolences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 80s Rovers and Dunfermline 'star' Craig Robertson sent me a postcard from Ibiza the summer after the season I was the first mascot to pick him as my favourite player. Now that's cool. Fucking love it when you hear about players doing things like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honestrae95 Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Sold Blythe Duff an iPad case when I worked for Paperchase last year. I had absolutely no idea it was her until afterwards My dads best mate is married to Blythe Duff. I'll get him to ask her if she likes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 In first year of uni I used to hang out with Brian Eno's daughter. Had a piss in the urinal next to Noel Gallagher, much like Hugh Keevins he didn't wash his hands I served Jo Caulfield at a bar last week I have had a genuine murderer over for lunch Jo Caulfield is my pal's aunt. I haven't met said comedienne though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 My Ex's Ex slept with Jon Bon Jovi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I was on the back page of a daily tabloid for (allegedly) trying to run a football manager off the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 My Ex's Ex slept with Jon Bon Jovi Oh my... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbes20silkcut Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I once had a piss next to Jim Spence at Pittodrie, Barry Robson s father and uncles drink regularly at a pub I frequent. Oh and yesterday I was served breakfast by David goodwilliies mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I once had a piss next to Jim Spence at PittodriePffft I got pished with Jim Spence once. Well I got pished, he remained a professional and stayed sober. I also saved him from even more drunkards, he thanked me greatly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Last night I got money out at the bank next to Tesco on the South Street, I checked the amount and as I turned around muttered "I'm loaded" to myself. St Johnstone chairman Steve Brown looked at me and looked amused, almost as if he wanted to make some quip, luckily the seven next to him threw herself at him and he decided she was worthier of his attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Haud the bus, whits going on here? Well I think we all had a wonderful holiday but let's never speak of it again. What happens on the nudist beach, stays on the nudist beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Haud the bus, whits going on here? She got confused with who's farts were the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Dennis Wyness cooked me tea once. I met Colin Montgomery in a petrol station once. Last week I was interviewed for the Glenrothes Gazette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Well I think we all had a wonderful holiday but let's never speak of it again. What happens on the nudist beach, stays on the nudist beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I went to uni with Paolo Nutini's sister, and I've been round to his gaff in Paisley. Very dece house, let me play some of his guitars. While working at Rugby Park some time ago when Hibs were in town, I accidentally walked right into Derek Adams when he was their assistant. I'd like to think Jamie Hamill copied me. I've also met a fair few people in Scottish fitba through working for Killie. When Queens Park played Rangers at Hampden 2 seasons ago my Dad was at the game with his QP-supporting pal and bought a QP rosette made by Andy Robertson's gran. I've got it on my wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 A beautiful blonde used to cook me my breakfast every morning. Then she married a rock god and now I have to make my own breakfast. Bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I put the shaggers into James McAvoy's sister Joy a good few year ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I asked Anthea Turner to follow me on Twitter. She ignored me. Even Michael Barrymore ignored me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 My cousins ex partner (now deceased) played percussion on Talk Talk's Colour of Spring and It's My Life as well as being a session musician who played with Paul McCartney, Mike Oldfield and Kate Bush. All this in spite of him coming from Arbroath. Morris Pert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarky-1979 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Adam Buxton told me he liked my flaming lips t shirt after one of his gigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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