sjc Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Tried and failed more than once . A drunk/drugged up me will always get caught out by a sober policeman . "John McBean" was always the name of choice growing up in Perth I seem to remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 My personal best was giving my name as Chris Jericho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I gave the name Alfredo Garcia once when in a bit of bother over some drunken mayhem. Didn't stop them bunging me in the cell for the night and raiding the shared house I was staying in and asking everyone what they knew about me. Freaked my housemates out a bit as we'd all watched "Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia" a couple of nights before. They gave up and let me go eventually when it was clear I had no memory whatsoever of the events in question and they had no evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Do you think the Glasgow Police would buy this one?? http://www.surrey.police.uk/News/News-Stories/Full-news-story/Article/11069/Man-charged-following-public-order-offence-in-Dorking Anyone tried a made up name and got away with it?? "Eben Ezergood, 57-years-old and of no fixed address" Seems legit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 James f**k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Donnie Arbuthnott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Eric Shaun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Div. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Rusty shackleford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 John McVeigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Owen Hargreaves Kyle Lafferty Gareth Wardlaw Thomas Beckett Gary Teale Marius Rovde Peter Canero Emile Owen Fowler Harrison Ford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Following up on the "names that sound like genitals" theme, I'd suggest Ally Mccoist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Bert Saxby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Am I the only sweet and innocent person who read the title of this thread and thought it was names you could call the Feds / Bizzies / Rozzers that don't actually exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Got stopped for underage bevvying and as the reppercussion was just going to be some anti-social behaviour letter sent to our houses, we all just gave our names and slightly changed addresses. Mate who lived on a nearby new-build type estate: "82, er 820 Easter Warriston". Everyone else: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Am I the only sweet and innocent person who read the title of this thread and thought it was names you could call the Feds / Bizzies / Rozzers that don't actually exist?I, too, also thought it was going to be about nicknames for the One-Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Once during a "Tell us something we don't know about you" ice breaker session at a work function, a middle-aged wumman confessed that she'd got done for some minor transgression in her youth. She gave her name as Nancy Spungen. Only to discover the plod was more clued in to 70s Punk than she had imagined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I did hear of a bold boy when asked to give a bail address in court said "33 Stenhouse Road, Edinburgh". He was allowed bail by the Sheriff. When he failed to appear at a subsequent court appearance the Clerk of Court discovered that was the address of HMP Edinburgh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry boy Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Once said Paul Swan (Someone in perth who is always in trouble) Boy told me they had already taken him home that night and to try again I knocked him out in loft after he tried starting on me for no reason. Even his pal seemed pleased lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 I knocked him out in loft after he tried starting on me for no reason. Even his pal seemed pleased lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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