Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, gav-ffc said: Forgot to lift my iPad to play FM at work later. Go back. Always go back. Easily worth a written warning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Go back. Always go back. Easily worth a written warning. Only realised when I opened my bag at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, gav-ffc said: Only realised when I opened my bag at work. Feel for you. That’s a sickener. ill see if the Thai boys football team will go back in to do a sponsored swim through the caves for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 I went to KFC for lunch and I'm now sitting having a pint but feel extremely bloated and it's making my pint less enjoyable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Creaming a drive over the crest of a hill dead fucking centre on the fairway and losing the ball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 14 minutes ago, The Equalizer said: Creaming a drive over the crest of a hill dead fucking centre on the fairway and losing the ball. Support rural slaughter country pursuits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 hour ago, The Equalizer said: Creaming a drive over the crest of a hill dead fucking centre on the fairway and losing the ball. A regular occurrence at Royal Lethamhill, where you can buy it back on the next tee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 In our boyhood, we used to perform this redistribution of wealth activity at Drumpellier. Didn't need a hill, though. Onto fairway and off with a 200+ yard start on the pursuant. Easy money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Bold Rover said: In our boyhood, we used to perform this redistribution of wealth activity at Drumpellier. Didn't need a hill, though. Onto fairway and off with a 200+ yard start on the pursuant. Easy money. Sub-human scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 25 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Sub-human scum. Takes some balls though... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Full of shit^^^^^ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Waitrose had no Jasmine rice to go with my Thai curry tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 My montadito de tortilla española has arrived with ketchup on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViktorVic Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 When working in the US I became a victim of crab meat infection in the salad bars in the area. How's that for a first world problem. Eat at home, I keep telling myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 33 minutes ago, ViktorVic said: When working in the US I became a victim of crab meat infection in the salad bars in the area. How's that for a first world problem. Eat at home, I keep telling myself. Do you get a commission when people click on your irrelevant links to Restaurant Guru? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 The sandwich shop near the office has a fridge stocked with every soft drink imaginable, except for Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi. Sold out, perhaps? There aren't any gaps where they might have been before unsavoury fingers could have removed them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Got a new 50" telly and every film I watch the lighting is so harsh you can see the reflection of the studio or location lamps from the sweat on the actors foreheads. It's like watching 80/90's tv movies or for the even more elderly, episodes of Crossroads. I miss the softness of light from my old telly. Might as well jump in the bin and join it in recycling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 i ordered my large chicken kebab with a pitta bread instead of the nan it specified. it came with nan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 On 06/08/2018 at 18:25, welshbairn said: Got a new 50" telly and every film I watch the lighting is so harsh you can see the reflection of the studio or location lamps from the sweat on the actors foreheads. It's like watching 80/90's tv movies or for the even more elderly, episodes of Crossroads. I miss the softness of light from my old telly. Might as well jump in the bin and join it in recycling. Does it not have the option of a movie mode? Most modern tellys do, and it tends to have the effect you’re looking for 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: Does it not have the option of a movie mode? Most modern tellys do, and it tends to have the effect you’re looking for Cheers, I'll have a look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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